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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Pressing the Burrito Against Your Temple

I just took down a man sized position in CTRP, based off the cocaine gorilla runs in SOHU, BIDU, and other nefarious names. On the hair of Hector, I shall take what’s rightfully mine in these names and erase the bitter taste of repetitive defeat left by VXX.

Have you ever tasted Vicks?

“The Fly” is gliding in his office today, punching people in the face like plastic man. Many of you felons are on Twitter, emailing each other back and forth, gossiping about Le Fly. Talking shit. I know who you are because I have you under 23 hour surveillance. Don’t ever think, not even for a second, that I will end up with the short end of the stick.

I want you to watch my position very carefully and bear witness to the winship, displayed for all of you miscreant vagabonds, without borders or reservation. It will be a hot summer, especially when I douse you with gasoline and flick my cigar ashes in your general direction.

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16 comments

  1. flyaway18

    LOL, you’re a madman! What happened to TLT being the tell?

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    • James

      TLT looks like it has lost it’s juice here and is coasting in a sideways range after topping 3 weeks ago.

      I see no signs of it pushing back to the high right now.

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  2. Multatuli

    What happened to 24-hour surveillance? Cutbacks at IBC?

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  3. vking

    Another Knight will be decided to defend the V.Kingdom…Is it you??The first to post a comment on his blog will get the honour. {sic}
    developing

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    • Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.
      Sur Platonic Platueu Du Tecnocrats, B.R.A., D.J.D. upon Rookness.

      I recommend a $GLD purchase in honor of the V.King’s sage diplomacy.

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  4. dztrading

    “In Your General Direction” reminds me very much of the Monty Python and the Holy Grail…..

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  5. Trading_Pymph

    Vicks tastes bitter-sweet. Peppered with hate.

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  6. Jenkins

    How do you feel about $CLF at this point, good sir?

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  7. bigpun2012

    havoc sucks. Please post more Frenchie Montana . Guns and butter my nigga

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  8. Goose

    Cheerleaders are in full force today, time to short this tape.

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  9. hattery

    Ring around the EU, pocket full of debts, bailout, bailout, we all fall down

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