If you are baffled by this rally it is because you do not own any bank stocks. If you do not own any bank stocks, you are a normal person. Mr. Dimon, from JPM, won again, completely fucking any and all shorts who bet against him into earnings. Do not lament over your positions lagging behind, for the market itself is in great health and condition. It will only be a matter of time before your stupid stocks increase in value.
I am up today; but my gains are measured. It doesn’t really matter, frankly. Either way, I expected my holdings to be little changed whether the market was +180 or -180. What’s important to note and remember is the overall trend.
Good Sir, we are decidedly higher and have melted the faces off of our enemies and now design to use them as wax for our banquet room candles.
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EXK giving back yesterdays gains….wtf?
In elementary school they must’ve taught you basic arithmetic.
Let’s review.
EXK’s gain from yesterday +0.27
EXK’s loss from today -0.08
Net gain stands at +0.19
Any questions?
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thank you senor fly….my math skills seem to have eroded….how foolish of me….
Mr. Fly, you are very witty. Unfortunately my portfolio is crushing you today. I learned to bet with Dimon and not against him, something you obviously a day you missed in elementary school. +2.06 today thanks to plays in financials, RUSL and XIV.
Use that money for an editor.
Steve! Suck our dicks!
Damn it feels good to be a banksta!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROlDmux7Tk4
Did you just hear the real song on Pandora too?
LOL. No, but I did queue it up locally.
I’m having fun watching $VHC today. I love the sound of guillotines in the morning. Sounds like – ka-chunk – victory.
VHC’s style is impetuous. It’s defense is impregnable, and it’s just ferocious.
I’d love to Digg this, but nobody does that anymore.
“Good Sir, we are decidedly higher and have melted the faces off of our enemies and now design to use them as wax for our banquet room candles.”
You sure can turn a nice phrase.
TITN
I shudda been a banker.
Yes, it would be amusing to see a banker usually riding in the FAZmobile
I’d love to buy some F5 on this drop because of analyst revision estimate. I just don’t know if it’s worth a stab at starting a position so close to earnings.
For the record, Mr. Chainz would like me to tell Mr. Le Fly:
“I wuhk in ani turnup. Pockets fulla hunnuhs.”
Nice look today Mandy on cnbc
Iunno – she is getting that Karen Carpenter look to her on certain angles.
There is a Fly screen in PPT from July 11th titled “Strong Banks”:
These stocks are climbing like a chimp on meth -> they also have bad ass charts
Everyone on here and on twitter is getting all giddy after today. Next week will definitely be a time to get bearish.
luke! you are a fucking genius!
I am baffled over this rally today. All I saw was a major buyer of eur/usd to 1.2250 early in the day, Market spiked, Oil Spiked…but why wasn’t it dumped into the close??? Eur/USD closed below 1.2250, yet we didn’t pull back…all sort of silly.