THE DICK GUILLOTINES ARE IN THE CITY SQUARE
They are being manned by dwarfs, cutting off the dicks of those who bet against Ben.
Based upon the laws of mathematics, you’ve been chequemated, yet again.
With grace and on behalf of professional money managers everywhere, I accept today’s gains and will donate a portion received to the ORBITAL SPACE CANNON PROJECT (OSCP), to be used for offensive purposes only.
If you think your day is going bad, short stocks like some sort of lemon head, take solace in knowing your local farmer is on the cusp of absolute ruin, losing his ENTIRE corn crop, starving America in the process. Why, without high fructose corn syrup, this nation will descend into violent revolt!
To be clear, you’ve been dispatched; but the day is young. Ben is gonna empty his ashtray on your head.
36 Responses to THE DICK GUILLOTINES ARE IN THE CITY SQUARE
Fedpartybus could be a’rollin soon…
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Not yet. Ben demmands more accolytes. Only when the masses are begging him for a fix will he unleash the holy printing presses upon the land
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You need to start posting some Jay Rock videos.
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BORN?
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I like the line about “fibber” optic lights. Doh! Who edited that ad?
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Who will man the Orbital Space Cannon? Is there a sign up sheet? 
To: Alfred Verrechia, CEO, Hasbro, Inc.
Dear Alfred Verrecchia,
Today I learned that sometimes when people beta-test new technologies, things can go wrong. Virally wrong. But sometimes, the wrongness gets so wrong that it wraps around like an integer overflow into rightness. If these cannot be made available in time for the Christmas season (I understand the consumer products safety commission has some minor objections, but surely this can be overcome with a little moral suasion), could we at least have the prototypes handed out as swag at the next shareholders’ meeting?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQmf_pRHOUM
Your faithful Shareholder,
in Hasbro, NY.
No corn? Geez how will 0bama fuel our Navy?
Again…Condi?
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Its moving day isn’t it?
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tomorrow
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SWEET CLAM COCAINE
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I might own the only down stock in the universe (EXK)
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dont feel alone….
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with you
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wow i am a loser how the fuck does someone not make money on a day like today
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Oh God, I am missing the whole f’n move. You are not alone.
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It might be a good idea to hop into SWHC here. It could blast off if it reaches above 9.50. A Fool pick… he seems to be red hot lately. Congrats to Henry!
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Fuck Ben and his acolytes. Hail the new heroine from the Spanish crisis! Text purloined from Jesse:
Spain is implementing its latest austerity package. Spanish PM Mariano Rajoy Raises VAT 3pc in Shock U-Turn
When the Prime Minister Rajoy said to their National Assembly that they must cut benefits to Spain’s unemployed, Miss Fabra was apparently caught on video shouting, “Screw them all.”
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My longs aren’t doing Jack Shit. I am up four tenths of one percent on a 1.3% upday.
There must be some sort of message here.
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Agreud rig… cept for my SBSI and TAL which I shamelessly plugged y’day, my port is out to sea with floating in jap tsunami garbage.
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“whilst’ for with
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Good news. Jake G. does not have polio. Just read his blog and didn’t say anything about it. Fly must have misunderstood and heard that Jake had a portfolio.
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LOL
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China didn’t spike eur/usd when news broke. Move this morning imho was a massive buy up of eur/usd to spike Brent Strike of 102.50 today on its Option x…will fade if I am correct.
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Maybe, but no fade until my TNA hits 56 please. They should change the symbol to TWA like the airline, get it? ‘Cause it’s flying. Or maybe TNT, that would be a good one too, because every once in a while it blows up while you’re holding it. Anywho, enjoying the ride.
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I am chopping dicks off with QQQ calls.
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Nice “call” then…
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called the short term bottom yesterday near the session low on Twitter… follow me: GOODGREED
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No offense I don’t follow..
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your loss
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Grind their bones into dust!
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and remember to KCCO
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just in, government buys 5000mile extension cords to power new electric battle ships.
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Buy copper
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lol
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