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Did You Enjoy the Close as Much as I?

The above chart is fuckery at its finest

Short terms yields in Denmark and Switzerland are NEGATIVE, meaning you have to pay them for the right to lend them money. American yields are at record lows and the Eurozone is undergoing one giant bank run.

The markets do not reflect the severity of the situation.

This is as bad as it gets. The markets are tame because people believe QE3 or some bailout is around the corner. If we do not get either, bear with me as I prepare this next sentence: WE ARE GOING DOWN 5,000 DOW POINTS IN SHORT ORDER.

Rumors that Greece cannot secure credit to buy oil, are running rampant, and have been forced to secure it from large European corporations, with onerous conditions. Spanish and Italian credit is in danger too, which is why oil is tanking so hard. See, boys and girls, that’s what deflation does. Credit is non-existant and money becomes scarce. Food, oil and basic materials will not be delivered. Your local grocery store will not have food on the shelves, unless the government steps in and provides credit.

You’re all so frightened of Bernanke and his dastardly printing presses. Well, small pleb, prepare for death by famine if this shit is allowed to unravel.

NOTE: The James Gorman, CEO OF MARGIN STANLEY, interview on CNBC was a crock of shit and pretentious. He called Facebook ipo buyers “naive” if they thought they’d make money on day 1. What a fucking asshat.

http://youtu.be/XIFbsCxTiME

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48 comments

  1. No One

    There is more room for downside. We must erase all yearly gains at least. Reminds me of 2008 summer, although this isn’t nearly as bad in reality.

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  2. wilmer

    Black hole style deflation! Hell yeah, bring it on! We’ll all be equal now in our destitution.

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  3. Rhino

    Yeah, Gorman is naive thinking that people won’t drag him through the town square. The next person I hear talk shit about the Fed and inflation is getting kicked down a flight of marble stairs. You can’t grow the economy if the companies can’t get credit to buy/build new assets, etc.

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  4. Dudley

    Everyone calm down and eat an IPad

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  5. Xmas Ninja

    If things really hit the fan my Ninjato business will EXPLODE!

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  6. No One

    Why not crush then snort it? It’ll kick in faster.

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  7. heaterman

    Personally, I believe yon Fly’s conjecture and prognostication is going to come true and slap us in the face with fetid ring bologna regardless of any activity by the Bernank/IMF/ECB et.al. etc etc etc……….

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  8. Randomness

    But you know its coming……the announcement. They already have it prepared. They are biding time HOPING. Hoping they dont need it. But its already a done deal. It has happened, it is happening, it will happen.

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  9. OG

    I’m diggin all the redheads on Game of Thrones.

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  10. hammertime

    Cant a brother just get a flush to 1257-1282 so he can go african dick deep in longs, on margin, leveraged?

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  11. jimmy_two_times
    jimmy_two_times

    Next intervention will be nuclear.

    The CBs will let this drift lower as we are not at max pain yet

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  12. TJWP

    Famine? Surely you jest. People with guns don’t starve to death.

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  13. Hugh Hendry

    I will be the only person whose credit is accepted at the grocery.

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  14. Mark

    That surely wasn’t the intraday reversal I was hoping for.

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  15. Dr Funk

    The plunge protection team has to go. Let it be a fair market

    WTF happened at 3:40? I got stopped out shorts. Let it go down and find a bottom

    Stop the manipulators. I mean… plunge protection team

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  16. Bullish

    If the jobs number is bad tomorrow, we are going to plunge into the abyss.

    We need a strong number to change the sentiment out there. This would be a good time for the Obama admin to start fluffing the numbers a bit or he’s going to have to pull his ads proclaiming him as the great job creator.

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    • jimmy_two_times
      jimmy_two_times

      you don’t think it will rally on poor #s? after all, that would make QE imminent.

      I think it comes in close either side.

      if its too good then QE is off for sure one would think.

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      • Dr Funk

        I don’t think 1 bad report makes qe imminent. Fairly cyclical right now, but everyone has to stop jumping at the cocaine. Do you realize how desperate it seems

        I’m fine with reality. Are you

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        • jimmy_two_times
          jimmy_two_times

          Reality Sucks. Like the good Dr. says they have no option but to continue the QE, question is when.

          I was only speculating that a bad # coupled with the rest of the headlines may force the CBs hands, thus my imminent comment.

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          • Ricky Roma

            Why are ‘jimmy_two_times’ comments only posted once?

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    • leftcoasttrader
      leftcoasttrader

      I have full faith in government manipulated numbers.

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  17. the boost

    heh heh im fuckn awesome

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  18. DarthVaderMentor
    DarthVaderMentor

    Go to go back and stock up on tuna and spam before the credit goes out and the radiation from Fukushima hits the tuna food supply

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  19. check

    One thing worth noting is that while without a doubt the down thousands of DOW points is more than possible, and we do stand in a precarious position… one thing to be optimistic about has popped up over in Europe. And that is the ECBs short term funding announcement recently. The ECB will accept sovereign debt as collateral, and lend to banks at low rates. This provides a loop that would let the governments get funding and avoid imploding.

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  20. the boost

    the markets way up here at these frothy levels is not good ….thats a long way down .. it should be s&p @ 800 then the dow should be @ 8k ..but at these small drops per
    day that will take all of june …oh wait june starts tomorrow,,

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  21. Belly of the Beast
    Belly of the Beast

    Well, at least our mayor has the sense to outlaw large sodas …

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    • the boost

      dont get caught selln a forty …could end up doin hard time

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      • the boost

        dont think the “for my own recreational use” story will work

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  22. Cascadian

    The euro’s have been loathe to run their printing presses. But they can remedy that with some new digitized money.

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  23. No One

    Futures are getting ready for tomorrow. ROFL.

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  24. Brilliant

    Anyone notice ‘FUCKERY’ as your cursor moves over Fly’s chart?
    Fun!

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    • the boost

      now that you mention it, i saw that but thought it was just the norm, and never thought anything about it …fan of the new technology ….

      wondering how the fly will auction this at sothebys

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  25. Queequeg

    I was only expecting a 3000 point drop. Unemployment numbers will be good. The dollar will go higher. Ben won’t be able to pull QE3. The Euro will be F*cked. Flashcrash, then all is good and we climb for the next 2 years. Targets for Yelp…
    Buy – $12-$14
    Sell – $42-$44 by mid 2014

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  26. Fearful

    The DeMark Sequential weekly Indicator on the IWM will complete this week. This is rare –last time was 3/6/09. It is 6 out of 7 since 2000, missing only in 2002, Buy on a down spike, which may have already occurred today. I don’t have a time machine, so I tried it,

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  27. Multatuli

    So if we are facing deflation why is my VIPSX (Vanguard Inflation Protected Securities Fund) up more than 1% in the last two days?

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  28. Po Pimp

    Crap, this is not quite working out. Nothing to see down here.

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