Pardon the phrase; but it most aptly describes the current situation most regularly occurring in the despicable, and hated, great nation of CHINA.

Aside from building ghost cities and excelling at expedient mobile executions of shoplifters, China has become addicted to western culture, most likely thanks to the grotesque YUM eateries inside of Beijing. Everything has a root cause and I am making the case that YUM brands, through its filthy and unhealthy KFC and Taco Bell eateries, have infected the minds of otherwise rational and long term thinking, yet barbaric, people, not so much different than having contracted MAD COW disease (pun intended and with belligerence!). Easily tricked, easily taunted, yada,yada, yada…

Having said that, the centrally planned economy of China is now saying “shit sucks, and we’re looking to ‘only’ grow at 7.5%, motherfucker.’ You might believe this to be wonderful, considering we are growing at 2%, like jackasses. But, remember, our dicks are much bigger than theirs. They have nothing going on but slave factories and rich people who defecate in alleyways–because they find it convenient.

Here in America, we have golf courses in every town, and generally speaking, we’re all rich as fuck.

If the Chinese struggle to grow, their slave factories will lay off people and those people will either starve to death or start cutting off the heads of the elite in the southern districts of SHENZEN. The government is afraid of popular uprisings and has concocted a most outlandish policy of leveraging up hard to build skycrapers for ghosts, hoarding basic materials like this shit was a video game.

Well, I have news for the fucking Chinese: this isn’t a game and soon enough you’re all gonna get tossed into buttfuck prison for playing the game of monopoly wrong.

Besides, your military is weak and we can fuck you up with our capital ships, anytime, anywhere.

The early signs to detect ‘chinks in the armor’ of the Chinese is to view the performance of basic material stocks or anyone who does a fuckload of business in China: like CREE or LEDS.

China related names to keep track of include:

TCK, LFC, JOY, YUM, FCX, WYNN, BHP, VALE, BIDU, CLF, MGM, PKX, MTL, CAT, TEX, MTW and CTRP–just to name a few.

UNRELATED: Reformed Broker had the audacity to steal my phrase ‘murderholes’ that was stolen from the movie Saving Private Ryan, after getting permission from me and attributing it back to me in his soon to be NY Times best selling book. What’s the world coming to?