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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LET THE GAMES BEGIN

“Your margin call will be delivered shortly.”

We’re finally getting some real pinless hand grenade action, well deserved might I add. I’ve enlightened you to the ‘chinks in the armour’ and have been warning you of an extreme overbought condition, persistently plaguing stocks. Expect stocks to take on a rakish look this morning, spearheaded by Europe.

Furthermore, I hope you understand there may be a default in Greece, as early as Thursday, if the private sector doesn’t capitulate.

As equities sell off and the lot of you scurry about trying to retain a semblance of deportment, Scott Bleier, Caine Thaler and I look at you with censorious resentment.

The weavers will attempt to stave off a full liquidation and there may be a brief moment of hope during today’s session. But rest assured, this fucker is getting tossed in the blendtec today, much to the bedevilment of the pipe smokers who pray at the altar of subterfuge.

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26 comments

  1. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Kaboom!

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  2. JB

    Fly was dead on when reading the tea leaves.. Kudos!!

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  3. @crazyfasteddy

    vagrants use Blendtec; gentlemen with tophats own Vitamix

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    • The Fly

      WRONG AGAIN.

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      • @crazyfasteddy

        I dunno Fly… while the Blendtec is an eloquent machine but I find the more industrial Vitamix has more variable control over RPMs– more suitable for human body parts and craniums and such…

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    • The_Real_Hmmm

      LOL. I was thinking the same exact thing when I read that.

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  4. Cascadian

    Do the employment numbers on Friday still matter? Isn’t the Greece debacle already a known event? And Iran getting the bomb? Or do we just look at the charts, apply stochastic calculus and make trading decisions based on that?

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    • jimmy_two_times

      Greece a known event how? that its bailed out, or that its defaulting.

      many talking heads saying markets work through situations like this.

      so I would say 50% expect a deal and 50% expect a default.

      not so easy

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      • Berserker

        Just for the record: Greece has already defaulted, and Greece has already been bailed out. Claiming that there’s been no default is simply messing with semantics – to the point where we soon won’t believe anything any politicos or economists ever say again… wait, that’s already happened.

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  5. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Flawless English victory.

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  6. Halfbloodpope

    Was that song supposed to be about Whitney?

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    • The Fly

      No

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    • Bobby Boucher

      Where did Whitneysbaftub go? The suddenness of his appearance on the scene is matched only by the abruptness of his vanishing.

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      • whitney baftub

        i been sellin shots of her last baf on ebay.i’m swamped,shots are going for 182.50 and rising,non filtered.:)

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  7. Meshugener

    Follow your intuition as you are guided by the intuition of of the intuitive one. Stocks are whores. Love none of them. Use them for your own nefarious intuitive purposes and cast them aside before the spent is spent.

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  8. Sikander

    “pipe smokers who pray at the altar of subterfuge” That is one of the best lines you have ever penned sir!

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  9. discoordinated

    Glad I was in to HNR since about a week ago, since the rest of my stuff is exploding.

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  10. 4fl3x

    Silver…Does it blend?

    I prefer the Vitamix though.

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  11. theedge111

    VXX!!! I’m in heaven!

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  12. donker

    CPST muthafucking bitch get your ass up

    ADDING 1.01!!!!!!!

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  13. Sam

    Sheer poetry, senor.

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  14. Cindy Bindy

    MTGE you magnificent bastard! thank you

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  15. gumby

    Love is not censorious or better, Judging
    love thinks no evil, love is not resentful, and it keeps no record of wrongs.

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  16. JakeGint

    Let the bodies hit the floor!

    _________

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