Fun times at Fly High are over. I will no longer grant safe quarter to those of you who vex or annoy me, not even in the slightest form or fashion.
Effective immediately, I intend to kill a great many of you, through unorthodox means. I’ve sent out my assassins to every corner of the world, waiting for my command to commence “operation poisonous heart attack dart.” It’s a very simple strategy that will enable me to get rid of irritants, whilst making the ‘tragedy’ look entirely ‘natural’.
Medical genius!
Also, we’ve gone through great lengths to create profiles for many of you, pointing to a troubled history of heart failure, so don’t try to investigate your deaths after the fact. Rather, tell your families to fuck off now, in advance of your demise, on our behest.
This should all go along, swimmingly, without delay.
So you know, we’ve lost a great commenter and short seller extraordinaire today, who went by the name of Alf. Apparently Alf had a long, tedious, history of terminal heart disease. Upon walking home from his Saturday afternoon ballet rehearsals, poor Alf dropped dead of an apparent “heart attack”, whilst gobbling down an extra yummy buttercream cupcake.
He will be missed.
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RIP Alf
Yes, he will be missed.
NOT. Fuck ALF
Let’s not speak poorly about the deceased.
Yes, let’s not “Whitney” poor departed Alf by speaking ill of him after he died eating a Twinkie.
What was so great about Alf’s comments? The whole rally he was short the 3X long QQQ ETF and getting home hammered.
Just as an aside, this was reported by Wall Street Journal radio show this weekend, guys over 6-feet tall are at less risk of heart attack compared to their shorter male counterparts. Something to do with the force of gravity affecting shorter guys’ hearts more than taller guys. How tall are you, Fly?
My friend, you are genius. Much admiration. No homo.
I come to ibankcoin to learn, and in alf’s passing I will say in tribute to him that from Alf I learned exactly how NOT to invest. How TO invest is a little more complicated and I am still learning, but for sure he has shown me the way to lose my money in the most explosive, egregious, stubborn way possible. And for that I thank him.
TYP to zero.
Shorter than Webster, literally.
lady g tombstone = classic
Lady G = old school.
Lady G was the best death spiral explosion I’ve ever witnessed here. I still chuckle about her from time to time. j0sh also makes the list.
wow, j0sh. I completely forgot about j0sh. Good call charlie.
may alf rest in peace. no point in desecrating the dead.
Is Alf really gone or are you just fucking with us?
Yes. He is tombstoned. Look at the top of the site.
Fly was responsible for his death?
That does sound like a conspiracy theory!
This is NOT a conspiracy theory, just found video of controlled demo in building #7,shot from the backside, with audio of Larry Silverstein saying “we told them to pull it”
Be prepared to be sickened and sad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SRrk2DXNTg&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL7A25E1DC235C5803
You have very limited intelligence. I feel bad for your parents.
You guys are starting to freak me….a buddy of mine just had a massive and dropped in his tracks (no not ALF)…I pick up his dog in the morning (3yr old Sheperd)….must be something in the food supply…chem trail residual …low frequency radio waves…..sheee-it
Ah, My name is on a grave on the top header/banner. freaky
I havennt seen ALFs comments for a while.
Pray tell, what precipitated the erectio of the tombstone?
He got all mushy on us and started crying over someone’s dead bunny.
ok I remember that one … 3 broken legs or something
Now, do all you doubters get it? This is fucking hilarious and pure genius (Zombie evil laugh).
The Fly is God!!!!!
Hi Fly,
Now that Alf has passed away. It is a good time to enforce the age limit policy. Like, wtf, Alf was how old?
Alf was 78.
AIG
Alf is (with) God.
Does he still have to cover his shorts?
Dude has a tombstone up there, that’s an immortal honor. One can only aspire to die with such glory.
He’s not gone. Alf has gone illuminati all up in here, leaving clues to his whereabouts nestled deep within in the woodwork.
Don’t like this post…
#1 If ALF did die this is disrespectful.
#2 If he is alive he deserves better and it’s a classless move to post drivel.
Shame on you Fly…You’re better than this.
Alf was banned.
theedge111: But what about my literary licensual immunity!?!
Murtaugh: It’s revoked.
theedge111 falls dead, killed by his own inability to appreciate irony, sarcasm and the banning of gay libertarians.
Fuck you theedge.
Alf died and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about it.
Now get over it or get out.
Who is Grant, and why does he deserve a tombstone amongst those infamous names?
The one known as GRANT shall never be talked about on these hallowed grounds. Anyone who dares to do so should eat healthy and do lots of cardio.
RIP, Alf. I had mixed feelings about him. I’ll miss some of his funny comments and some interesting ones, but will be glad not to deal with his irritating aspects any more. I certainly agree that he was not giving anyone any lessons on how to trade successfully.
traders fading in the dust
Alf’s demise a certain must
while comments here do denigrate
and not with Fly ingratiate
the Master sits and subtly jeers
as your losses draw your tears
ALF: RIP
BRAVO!
thank you
Well done but it needs more elipses and the prose must be more obtuse, and some divider lines or something.
alf seemed to know something some here dont get or will ever get. its not the treasure but the journey that counts. if all u think about is the treasure you.ll miss everything. life will end with no meaning for you. you will of passed up the best part of life.
well said, razorsedge!
don’t think it’s quite cricket to make light of breitbarts passing.