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Book Another Win for the Bulls

Another fine day at the office for Le Fly, with all of my positions, save CPST, going higher. As you know, I’ve been riding the TZA steed without regard for personal safety. Also, my VXX tits inflated today. All in all, I was pleased with today’s session.

Howfuckingever, shares of HSFT shot the fuck higher. I’ve been eyeballing that cocksucker and wanted to get in. Also, shares of BID rose today, based upon the blue blood in the granite swimming pool.

But I have to be content with what I have on the long side. Both TIF and ALJ are going up, with the sharp winds of seasonality behind the sails of both.

Aside from all of that, you’re all degenerates, in one form or another–desperate to catch a 25% spiker. I’ve opted to avoid the heavy burdens of risk in 2012, in exchange for sure things. Despite the unending rally, many stocks have been underperforming. You know what I speak is true; that’s why you are nodding your head in agreement now. The coal sector is dead, thanks to cheap natural gas and 0bama’s EPA. A wide variety of tech stocks have been pummeled, because they suck. This is a stock pickers market and I intend to out-pick you for the duration of the calendar year.

Finally, I was knocked out of the March Madness contest this week, by none other Marc David. As you can see by my defeat, I won even though I lost. If I had to lose to someone, why not to the biggest and most loyal supporter of iBC, save ZOMBIE? Indeud.

I hereby bless the spirit of Marc David and look forward to seeing him cut the heads off the rest of you cocksuckers in the near term.

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56 comments

  1. Marc David

    Sign up for my YouTube channel!
    http://www.youtube.com/nobullbodybuilding

    Show me the LOVE (or the hate).

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    • The Fly

      DO IT, or I’ll cut your legs and arms off.

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    • Woodshedder

      You might also try his newsletter…

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      • Caffeinated

        Or I just head over to Taco Bell for a dozen box of the organic burritos.

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        • JakeGint

          Sorry Monsieur, but it’s clear that Marc got entirely too excited rubbing up against your position this week, and has therefore blown his load like that big mover in week one who was “spent” the week next.

          No, no, the Warrior Who Shalt Cut of All Pates at the foretop shall be none other than the might DVK1970 and his earl behemoth STO!

          (who just beat me this week, coincidentally)

          _________________

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    • Dirk Diggler

      Marc you know what that pumpkin protein cake needs? Chocolate chips!

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    • Trading_Pymph

      Great stuff, just what I needed. Voted pro. And I expect the next vid to be in non other that iBC Pelican T-shirt.

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      • flyaway18

        Why can’t we have more eye candy like Marc David on this site?

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        • Betty Fetish

          Marc David is a stud, what more can be said!

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          • Lammie

            Ou la la, I agree, we need more eye candy for us ladies. Good caall Flyway18

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          • Fly

            Damn perverts. Why don’t you ladies go have sex with your husbands or something?

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          • Betty Fetish

            Fly,what would that “something” suggestion be? I am not married, No husband, maybe Marc can help me out

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          • No One

            go work out?

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          • flyaway18

            Betty, this isn’t a dating site. However, if you are Asian, Chuck may be available. he ALWAYS posted pics of the Asian chics he bedded when he blogged here. I have to say though in the past year he’s stuck with discussing stocks more and his sexual prowess less.

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          • Betty Fetish

            Flyaway, thank you for the information about Chuck. I will be careful. I don’t need my pic on this site, who would? My twin daughters are frequent visitors here and they don’t need to see a pic of their Mammy for sarah!

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          • flyaway18

            Are you from another country?

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          • RC

            lol @ this thread.

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          • No One

            I hope that’s not Jason Treau.

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          • Jakegint

            I think Flyaway is Jason Treu.

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    • Russian Turkey

      Now that’s a haircut you can set your watch to.

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    • razorsedge

      great site thanks!

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  2. The_Real_Hmmm

    “I’ve been eyeballing that cocksucker and wanted to get in.”

    (no craigslist)

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  3. No One

    Show me your VXX tits.

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  4. Frustrated Monkey
    Frustrated Monkey

    You know, your comments about BID got me thinkin’.

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  5. doughstream

    The market is howfuckingever.

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  6. peaches

    Fly what do you think about KORS? have you taken a look at them? I figure it’s the same game as TIF and BID and it was up 4%+ today. Picked up BID yesterday after that nasty drop.

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  7. TeahouseOnTheTracks

    OEW Daily Recap:

    “The market opened relatively flat today. It then rallied to SPX 1375, dipped to 1368, bounced to 1372, and ended the day at 1370. Again, like yesterday, it did not break through SPX 1378 nor break below 1364, Wednesday’s range.”

    “During the last two weeks of February we had been expecting an uptrend high, and a downtrend to begin. Thus far, this market has resisted every attempt to breakdown, and instead, has continued to grind out slightly higher highs. We have seen this type of action occur before in this bull market. We’ll cover this and other things in the weekend report.”

    “Short term support drops to the 1363 pivot, and then SPX 1352. Overhead resistance is again at the 1372 and 1386 pivots. Short term momentum nearly hit oversold today and then bounced higher. The short term OEW charts remain positive with support just above the 1363 pivot.”

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    • No One

      What the hell are you smoking? I say we are almost topped out right here.

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    • flyaway18

      Thanks Tea!

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      • flyaway18

        Does your dog bite (in a Peter Sellers’ voice) Tea?

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        • TeahouseOnTheTracks

          of course … he’s a PIT BULL … It’s a bull market ya know?

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          • flyaway18

            I see A LOT of pit bulls when I’m out with my co-worker trying to round up truant students here in Syracuse. Most houses in the hood have some type of dog. We always jiggle our keys before entering a yard or a porch because that will typically make a dog bark. My biggest fear is not being shot but being bitten by a dog.

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          • TeahouseOnTheTracks

            carry some dog treats … Beggin Strips gets flips rather than bits

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    • Mad_Scientist

      I once again call BS. Looks like I’ve been right and they’ve been wrong for 2 weeks straight. I tend to believe this will continue. But hey I could be wrong.

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  8. Frog

    Love the music, Fly. Superb!

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  9. discoordinated

    Ah, CPST. I hope it visits the two digit range so I can get in.

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  10. Whaler31

    GM halts production of Chevy Volt, lays off 1,300 workers, then blames it on the media.

    Sounds like 0bami himself made that decision.

    Go Government Motors!

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  11. Trading_Nymph

    Totally Off topic, Tea Leaves, you know you could use a paper Coffee Filter in a cup instead of the metal strainers that are a pain for us lazy americans. I never knew that. Someone should patent a paper filter for Tea if that haven’t done that yet. For the Market, the BoE/LTRO rally is over, finally.

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  12. Whaler31

    I don’t like the Dow Transports not joining the party.

    Oil and gasoline, jet fuel…all going through the roof.

    Watching the negative divergence, and waiting to place the short bets.

    This has been a brutal wait. But no doubt, it will be well worth it.

    There are so many fat and happy stocks to harpoon here. An ETF, perhaps?

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    • Mad_Scientist

      But what happens to your expectations when the Dow transports begin to join the rally?

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  13. razorsedge

    volt goes 25 miles on electric, avg 30 mpg, cost 46t, but the gov wants to increase the cash back to consumers to 10,000 for buying this? the avg income of volt buyes is 170t,

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  14. Yankeedog

    Barrons loves TIF

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  15. Septic Tanker

    IBC needs a woman flaunting herself over the homepage dancing to: HALL & OATES: RICH GIRL… Hahahahha, GREAT TRACK!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mdIWaRi-7c

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  16. rru2s

    $ZGNX: Look for huge YoY sales growth in pending earnings report. Rated strong buy by 5 out of 5 analysts.

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  17. JTU

    Far worse than Lehman, it’s been a good time for stocks but David Stockman isn’t buying it!http://www.usatoday.com/money/economy/story/2012-03-03/david-stockman-says-economic-disaster-lurks/53339644/1

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