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Step into the Mind of a Space Alien Magician (SAM)

This week there is a trial regarding MLM’s acquisition of VMC, with reference to a non-disclosure agreement between both companies that can strip VMC from MLM forever and ever.
Should MLM lose, shares of VMC will get graped.

As the illusion of sharp recovery spreads, expect auto sales, released on 3/1, to come in robust, due to an easing credit environment, Japanese resurgence and mild winter in the US. On better than expected sales numbers, shares of ORLY, AAP, MGA, BWA, AXL, LEA and DLPH may trade up.

As for me, I am keenly focused on the high end. I started a position in TIF and have my eyes fixed on BID. It is my belief that art and collectibles for the wealthy will continue to rise in value. BID’s position is supreme, sharing an exclusive duopoly with Christies. As prices for fine art and collectibles rise, due to the superfluities of the insanely rich and uncertainty of paper currencies, BID makes a commission off every single sale. They are the Goldman Sachs of the collectibles world.

After BID, I will look to acquire the shares of SKS and LUX, also based upon the arcane spending habits of bored and rich housewives.

Before I get to that, I need to address my burgeoning VXX position. As you know, I’ve been rubbing that shit all over my chest, boasting about its medicinal values whilst punching people in the face with handfuls of seaweed. And, as an aside, I still have an open TZA position.

What I need to happen is this, listen or read this poem very carefully, small pleb:

The markets get fucking crushed, like an accordion being operated by a deranged, sex-mad, cocaine addled Italian.
Things just fall apart quickly, allowing “The Fly” to laugh mightily in bold tones, as you weep in cold, dark showers.
Surprise!, as your positions get blown out by an aggressive margin clerk with expediency, leaving your account in shambles and your personality in rocks and dust.
I step in, with sharp strokes, buying up shit that no one wants, because it is my birth-right to do so.
Surprise! yet again, as I mud-stomp your grave, dancing on it because it’s fun. The world is my sandbox and I have spikes under my shoes.

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40 comments

  1. illmighty

    FIG!

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  2. crazymoppo

    that is a hauntingly beautiful poem, the tone reminiscent of a zen samurai death poem.

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    • The Fly

      Why thank you.

      It took me 10 years to write it.

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      • Mad_scientist

        lol

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      • crazymoppo

        and another 10 years to translate it from Japanese I bet, to capture all the subtlety and connotations. very difficult, since for example “deranged, sex-mad, cocaine addled Italian” can be expressed in one syllable in Japanese, whereas “shit that no one wants” requires an entire paragraph.

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  3. MarkedMan

    Fly,

    If my TZA march calls dont double, can I commit suicide? I’ve lost too much, time to pull a Jessie Livermore. Do or die.

    How confident are you on TZA, or is it going to be another one of your flops, like silver in October ($AG).

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    • xxxhuggiebearxxx

      Tza is a sure bet, and whilst I think it sooner rather than later, I wouldn’t bet the farm on a timeline earlier than July.

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      • Mad_scientist

        a sure bet? A sure bet to go to zero maybe. (or reverse split before it gets there).

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    • The Fly

      I made a small fortune in EXk.

      Back to your point: I suggest killing yourself now.

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    • MX2101

      MarkedMan: My view- TZA calls are not the optimum way to implement your thesis.

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  4. MarkedMan

    EXK hardly has moved in the past year you sick fuck. Why be so brash? You don’t even give reasonings for your stock picks, and the only reason you have subscribers is because of RC and Chess. Your wack man

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    • fake amish

      the game is not for everyone. may be you should go back to school or something. then kill yourself in a better state of mind.

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    • moolahheaven

      Here’s MY Hiaku:

      MarkedMan, if you disagree, short against him and see where it gets you.
      Later homeless & insane with shopping cart on 5th Ave, you watch him waving tissues

      the ‘fly’ drive by Rick Ross style in the limo,
      whilst throwing hot slices of pizza at your face… out the window.

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    • The Fly

      First of all, it’s “you’re” wack man. If you’re going to insult someone of superior intellect, bring your A game, jackass.

      Secondly, I am not required to do anything here. Moreover, I do not offer newsletter services, whatsoever. As such, the revenues derived from PPT are solely based around the superiority of the investment research tool, nothing to do with my skills or lack of.

      Finally, I agree, both Chess and RC are fine investors and you should direct your questions to them, instead of haggling with such a singular man like me.

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    • The Fly

      “If my TZA march calls dont double, can I commit suicide? I’ve lost too much, time to pull a Jessie Livermore. Do or die.”

      Did you not ask for a brash response?

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  5. starving artist

    Fly, Do you collect art? Rare books? Any of that?

    I know it’s relatively small market of mostly illiquid assets, with shitty tax repercussions, and the people that inhabit that world are intolerable, but there is a lot of coin there, yeah.

    Just curious, what will you hang above the sofa at the new house?

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  6. JakeGint

    Yes, bint, the Gint has a new niece.

    Keep the peace.

    _______

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  7. Don Rickles

    Enjoy the ride, folks, the sun is quickly setting on our Republic.

    The stock market will be insignificant VERY soon (unless you are short-unless they halt trading long-term)

    The “National Defense Authorization Act ” (NDAA; H.R. 1540) repeals the US Constitution.

    What was the real reason to give one man full police powers, with no due process?

    Will marshal law be declared a week prior to the election? Do your own research!

    Do you not see the Washington corruption. The “QE” Fiat currency. The coming financial system collapse?

    The Normalcy Bias is fully engaged.

    FEMA camps are being fully ramped up as I write this. This is really happening, I have witnessed them myself.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/01/new_nationwide_fema_camps_should_raise_eyebrows.html

    Please, if you care about your freedom, they are moving in on the web, they are pulling URL’s without cause or warrant.

    Get on and search up your own information while you can.

    The ramifications of the NDAA won’t be known until the global economy collapse and political dissent in America reaches a crisis point.

    Hear the American attorney, who was a witness to our False Flag Operations.

    http://www.prisonplanet.com/kurt-haskell-witness-to-government-false-flag-part-4.html

    AND:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXG3Ipv6C0g

    God Bless America.

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    • fake amish

      back away from the pipe. this is america dude. have a little faith.

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      • drummerboy

        the writing has been written all over the shit house walls fake amish,when they get done,you’ll be lucky if you have any faith left………. if your a trader,this shit better concern you, and everyone else that gets information other than where the unwashed get it from.

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    • moolahheaven

      marshal law be declared a week prior to the election

      correction:
      marshal law will be declared a week after the election, should B Hussain Obama win…

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  8. Don Rickles

    How I wish this was some kind of bad trip!

    Look up ” normalcy bias”‘

    Then, get back to me when the sh-t hits the fan.

    They are installing massive prison compunds at the east end of the south runway at LAX, double razor wire on twelve foot fences, and multiple full-heighth turnstyles with the tarmak facing them.

    The regional FEMA camps are fully operational, and being ramped up for something very serious.

    I have read that they are doing these holding pens ( capacity about 2000) at major US hubs.

    The FEMA camps have the same style one-way 12 foot turnstyles, and have major railroad lines coming into the side they are on.

    You really should do some homework, before you get rounded up during the Marshal law event, that will be triggered by a false-flag DOMESTIC attack.

    Read the NDAA, you have no more rights when the president triggers this law.

    Or, just keep your head in the sand, like most of the population.

    “Timid men prefer the calm of despotism, to the temptestuos sea of liberty”

    -Thomas Jefferson

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    • Po Pimp

      You goofballs were talking about FEMA camps back in 2008. Here we are 4 years later and still no disaster or mass disappearances of the population.

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      • xochi

        yes, this seems like an exact repost of something from a few years ago. tired.

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    • Yabollox

      That’s some funny shit manQ!

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      • JakeGint

        Okay, so we’re supposed to be scared about “FEMA Camps” that hold… wait for it… two thousand people!

        Holy crap, there’s about 2 million plus in our prison population right now. You must be quadruple paranoid about THAT schit!

        All seriousness. There are 308 million people in the U.S. It’s gonna be a tough row to how putting even one one hundreth of that population behind razor wire. You think people will stand for it?

        As the above commenter said… have a little faith in your fellow man, if not in your country.

        ___________

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    • drummerboy

      they are soliciting for positions,gaurds,cooks,wardens,etc.just look up gubmint jobs,right out in the open for fema camps.wouldnt have believed it,till i saw one in my mail box.

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      • JakeGint

        Please forward the “guard” and “Warden” position openings, ASAP. This, I want to see.

        _________

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        • Heaterman

          Row to hoe……as in weeding plants with a tool consisting of a long handle with a metal blade used for overturning earth.

          Hoe…not how 🙂

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      Why do you guys even reply to this paranoid garbage? Just wear your tin foil hat when you read “UN Agenda 21”, while you eat your GMO corn flakes made from plants which have been inserted with genes that produce Soma 21 (TM).

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  9. Paul Redeker

    ButterBeer, Bitchez.

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  10. razorsedge

    lng,,,whoooooooooooo

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  11. cheesetrader

    Your haiku: It sucks
    Waiting for your margin calls
    Cat litter finance

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  12. Yabollox

    Cramer doesn’t like Buffet, apparently.

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    • riggedgame

      That fuckin’ moron Cramer says “I don’t know why Buffet doesn’t own any Apple”.

      I’ll clue you in, Dipshitz Cramer: Because APPL is an OVERPRICED PIECE OF SHIT that can only be lower in 10 or 20 years! And that’s
      a minimum Buffet time frame.

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  13. DJMarcus

    any thoguhts on alj?

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