Well that correction lasted longer than the others. I enjoyed our 1 hour pullback and look forward to some face ripping to the upside for the remainder of the day.Europe was down about a percent, not us fuckface. We’re throwing jellyfish onto the bears’ faces and surfing on their fucking heads.
I only have a few positions: TIF, TZA, VXX, CPST. Save VXX, they’re all up today, so that makes me a very happy man, indeud. I feel like throwing some hapless skullfuckers down a few flight of stairs to celebrate.
The truth is, I am eyeballing BID and waiting to get in.
In all seriousness, you’re all setting up to get tossed into lit fireplaces. Adding to high beta names here is equal to dousing yourself with kerosene, before going outside to BBQ over an open pit. I will moderate my desires to gamble by watching teevee and figuring out new “trigger words” that annoy Mrs. Fly, pal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_UoYrQlU-g
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CPST. Indeud, pal.
ATPG
Indeud!
The week is long
I hope you’re not still using “pal” with Mrs. Fly.
So, what are the new trigger words that you have in mind?
Actually, putting my head down and ignoring her rants annoys her even more than pal.
Then you can feign interest and say “I’m sorry, I was in deep thought. What were you saying?”
That will send her off like a bottle rocket.
Oh, wait, I have a classic one.
She hates when I get cocky. It really pisses her off. So, many times I will begin my sentence with the phrase “UNDERSTAND SOMETHING”
LIVID.
To make matters worse, you can always add UNDERSTAND SOMETHING, PAL.
Fly marriage counseling 101
What about WITH ALL DUE RESPECT or AT THE END OF THE DAY? Nothing good ever comes after either of those.
Those are good ones.
“At the end of the day, I am hungry, so what’s for supper?”
“With all due respect, I don’t like your ideas.”
“LOOK HERE” is short and effective.
I hope you men appreciate my marriage tips. This shit is hard work.
Try listening to DRAKE songs, unfiltered, around her. I found DRAKE to be more offensive than any other rapper on the face of the earth to women, mainly because he brags constantly about womanizing.
“I hope you men appreciate my marriage tips.”
Indeud. It would be great to see a new category on the right of the screen (below the indices and above Blogroll) for easy access to “marriage tips”.
“With all due respect, your ass looks fat.”
That always gets me some much needed alone time so I can do what I want to do.
Or just start everything off with DUDE.
“Dude, I’m busy blogging here”
“Dude, I’m starving, fix me a sammich”
Listen, woman.
The absolute worst…
ABSOLUTE WORST phrase… (and I’m beginning to hear this more and more these days. So much so that I think it may even have supplanted the ULTIMATE investment banker annoying phraseology “It is what it is…”)
The worse phrase is:
The REALITY is…..
And you have to really put the emphasis on the first syllable of “Reality” so it gets all high and whiny… a la “The REEE-AL-it-TEE izzzz…”
GOD I HATE THAT PHRASEOLOGY!
(stabbing screwdriver repeatedly at invisible things flying just out of my reach)
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Jake, agree on that one. Rudy Giuliani uses that one all the time. When we did work for him in 2008 I wanted to stab those screwdrivers in my ears. To me, it is like saying, “you are in fantasy land, come back to reality, silly guy.”
I still have to say “at the end of the day” is my current blood pressure raiser. This site has a whole list of corporate douchebaggery: http://unsuck-it.com/
have you tied “umm”. say it as many times in a row while trying to appear natural. i got up to 7 before getting slapped
THAT is golden, son!
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what about CLF u said once u would like it in a lower prices?
your sleeping on the couch tonight PAL. gonna be the mrs.fly comeback, after she gently disengages your wnr for your dmnd nuts and puts them in a jar by the window for her girlfriends to see. rof PAL
You have to tell her she is sleeping on the couch after she goes on a rant… and then when she trys to go on the bed, you push her off…
Ooh, that’s good.
I’ve found responding to a request with “yes ma’am” is a direct path to the doghouse, for hours.
(expletive), with all due respect, I am trying to watch TV, and I cannot seem to hear it over the mindless drone of chatter I hear from you. so understand something… at the end of the day if you do not look here and understand that I am hungry and make me dinner, I could not express anything more. My feet hurt, when is the last time you gave me a footrub and I’m not getting any younger here, pal…. So if you don’t mind, I have some Drake to listen to.
LOL
“In a minute…” is good– then take at least an hour.
Live in a male-divorce-friendly state (like Texas) before really going to town on your wife.
I leased on office 2 blocks from my home. I ‘drive to work’ every morning to my glorified man-cave (and from there get in all sorts of trouble). She drives kids to overpriced schools, then gets massaged and crap.
We see each other for 2-3 hours or so each night, usually have mind-blowing carnal relations. Absence makes heart grow fonder.
Fly, take note!
My wife cannot stand to watch Kenny Powers at all.
I have actually gotten my wife to sit down for a Giants game. She’s even attended one in person.
And every now and then she’s known to cheer for the Cards.
For my sake, I think.
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Hate this market..LTRO/QE fueled markets can’t run if the fuel is withdrawn. ECB said they are going to wait for 6 months to see if it will work. Clam has hands tied with the good econ data. BoJ HAS to continue to intervene…and yet they buy AAPL
Uhhh, if the econ data is good then he doesn’t need to QE in the first place.
Stupid bears.
Econ Data is good because of the huge stimulus, take that away and we fall apart.
TRY THIS DRAKE SONG. WOMEN LOVE IT.
Deceptive and does the job
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwyjxsOYnys
Drake is like this Market, all wasted and sexed up…I had hopes for this Player but he just lets me down…so undesearving of my love
The mrs. hates the phrase “my bad”. She thinks it does not adequately express contrition. Never used it much until she said she hated it. Now it amuses me to say “oops, my bad” for every offense wether minor or major.
I have the female equivalent of “pal,” that I GUARANTEE will drive Mrs. Le Fly bats (as if I ever wanted to disquiet that nice woman).
Start asking her for stuff, and beginning your interrogatives thusly:
Hey, Sis?
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Another good one is pausing just a measure too long before answering a directive. Then when you hear “did you hear me?”, say “I’m THINKING” ala Jack Benny.
Ah, the possibilities are endless ….
http://youtu.be/ptpl68MPqCg
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Love is waking up next to the person u want to share all your dreams with, and then wondering if shell b up soon to make u breakfast.