I will not bore you with false sympathy for crackheads who end up drowning themselves inside hotel bathtubs. In the first place, it isn’t sanitary to soak in a public bathtub, let alone die in one. Remember the basic tenant of what “The Fly” is all about, a despiser and lamenter of all people both alive and dead, and go away knowing that you are the better person. Yep.
Some of you choose to waste your days worshipping with child abusing dick-suckers. Others choose to live and behave like upright walking pigs, inside of homes removed from tasteful decor, opting for plebeian formica over basic granite.
Moving into next week, there will likely be a Greek deal and a sell on the news event, leading to the beginning of the margin liquidation process. This is all playing out for me, Matrix style, in slow motion, for the explicit purposes of gratuitous profit. I’m sorry to say that I have not compiled a watchlist of stocks to buy because I feel there is downside. If anything, a little TZA and VXX can be tossed onto the barbie. But the majority of my money will be held in SMA.
Finally, we have 1 spot left for the annual March Madness contest. The grand prize is $1,000. Second place prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fucking banned from the site. The contest begins tomorrow, so hurry the fuck up else lose your chance. Cheap fuckers.