Everything that is of any value in this world resides in AAPL. Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, may not know shit about shinola; but he is keenly adept at running with the foolsball. Naturally, the passing of Steve Jobs is reason to bid up the shares of AAPL to infinity. After all, they have $100 billion in cash and dominate every facet of American culture, soon to be worldwide.
I dare say, Apple is worth $1 trillion–because they are going to make televisions. They will snatch back an old American industry, from the hands of the mongrel Koreans, and outsource that shit to Shenzen, China (FOXCONN SUICIDE SLAVE FACTORY), all for the direct benefit of the American citizenry.
We will happily and gallantly flock to the Apple stores, like sheep in search of grain, clamoring over the new television, elbowing one another about the teeth and jaw, to secure a premier space on line. Some people will bring knives and stab others in the stomach, others will simply mug women and children for their wares. One thing is for certain: no one benefits from the explosion of Apple, but Apple.
The fucking parts makers and contract manufacturers can suck a dick, as they are forced to work for free, just in order to grab volume and hope to slice out a small profit (think crumbs falling off a table to be eaten by mice).
God is Apple and Apple is God. Its creator descends on us mortals from the heavens, throwing lightening bolts and hail at us when he is angry, which is quite often. Betting against AAPL is equal to betting against the sun rising or the moon and the stars glistening in the evening.
Get your fair share of the profits to be had and bid it up to $1,000: celebrate religious expression through gratuitous consumerism.
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I for one, cheer out new apple overlords and hope to serve them faithfully.
Haha, Awesome.
Against – “A” game.
LIAR.
lol – Touche.
HAHAHA! This article MUST win the PULITZER PRIZE for financial comedy!!!
Cynicism sprinkled on your oatmeal this morning???
Another $500 roll….ISRG.
next they will have appl paint at home depot, and ipads will be used as chandaliers. and i’ll be over at plumbing
The iToilet.
Can’t wait to hook that baby up.
I just noticed; you have a fucked up name.
Some of you people are sickos.
couldnt help myself,since being around death for the last frickin month
On a serious note, there is no way the average Joe and Jane are going to march to the Apple store to buy an over-priced TV. Given Apple’s proclivity for yearly upgrades, not many are going to be willing to roll over $1,499 every two years to honor Apple’s proprietary arrogance.
Apple store will be more crowded than ever.
I’ll buy two or tree.
wait till they add smell-a-vision.it will turn the porn industry upside down….like,69
Baby that’s NASTY!
WPRT…
aapl was my pick this week
Short MRK,PFE. Business will suck until after the funeral.
all i needed was one more xanax
AAPL will not print $500 again.
Bet the house — sale of the century.
absurd
Weren’t you the one predicting armageddon after a sharp January run? I am trading your script Senor….
Nah, easiest double is Apple to $1000. They have the perfect business model. People convinced to upgrade every two years with their aggressive product cycle. It’s genius.
Imagine if they can convince TV consumers to buy one of their over-priced units and upgrade the set every couple of years. They have already convinced people it’s cool to spend $200-600 every couple of years to upgrade the iphones and ipads. No reason consumers wouldn’t double down and do the same with TVs.
Can’t take a TV to Starbucks. Less of a fashion statement than an iPad/Pod/Mac/Touch/Toilet/Steve Jobs Action Figure.
497 is Yearly R2.
It may retest it multiple times.
But yearly R2 is yearly R2. While everyone is busy being homosexual buying the top, big money is taking profits.
I don’t mean collapse – I mean profit taking.
jgga plz
Today’s stupid headlines come courtesy of Reuters. At 9:30 this morning we got:
“US natgas slips 2 pct early; storage, weather weigh”
Then 30 minutes later we get:
“UPDATE 1-US natgas pares losses; storage, weather still weigh”
Just how much were storage levels and the weather supposed to change in thirty minutes?
I turned up my thermostat to High/Nuclear meltdown. Caused a big drawdown on the pipelines.
LOL. Natural gas E&P guys are trying everything to stop the bleeding. I did some reading over the weekend regarding the swings in natty prices and how the number of operating rigs can greatly affect the price in relation to wellhead cost. In the early 2000s when natty surged, a ton of rigs came online and then when the price dipped below operating costs many producers were reluctant to take their wells offline. This caused the price of natty to overshoot on the downside. Within a year or so price started to rebound because demand never really fell off a cliff and price increased along with operating rig counts. I think a similar situation is occurring now and the guys who have the least debt and best assets will survive.
Also, I saw somewhere else that the three prior times CHK took significant production offline, it marked the bottom in the price of natty.
I can dig up those links if you’re interested (I have pdf copies I made).
Fuck Apple! I can’t believe people like their overpriced shit. If I’d only bought their stock in 2004 when my wife suggested it. I told her: “Look PAL, Apple is leading a bullshit little cult I want nothing to do with and neither should you!”
your just pissed you didnt listen to YOUR WIFE.
Burble! Burble!
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“God is Apple and Apple is God.”
I remember when Cramer was pimping John Chambers when CSCO stock was pushing $500B market cap. Scary comparison —
Question regarding AAPL’s most recent highs — WHERE’s THE VOLUME???
Hyperbole gone wild!
Honey badger doesn’t have a wife. Honey badger doesn’t give a shit.
Honey badger is my bitch.
Who buys or would consider buying a 42″ teevee? I’ve got 55’s in my bathrooms.
Poor people.
Pfffft…. I’ve got a 62″-er in the bottom of my vast toilet, and it gets all the HD pron channels.
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An additional $2.99 per month will also get you the prawn channel.
Cats love it.
Pardon me if this is already know to everyone-
The market itself is The Honey Badger.
Nick Saban, you were born in 1951…I eat Cobra’s for a snack. The only bitch you’ve got is set of man tits.
Someone would like to have a word with you, dipshit.
http://tinyurl.com/7tpnosk
Tea time dwarf.
http://tinyurl.com/79uzos8
Apple is nervous about something, that’s for sure.
Kid who works for me just bought one of these Samsung Galaxy’s for $1 at Best Buy (apparently the kind w. the pen is pushing everything else down the liquidation scale).
For all I can tell, it’s exactly like the iPhone, just thinner and with a bigger screen and better resolution.
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I recently bot an iPhone for 99 cents.
That must have been a Flintstone’s iPhone, with the bird tapping away inside of it.
This $1 Galaxy is the same one CRAAPL is trying to suborn, and the latest version, save the one with the pen writing capability as advertised during the Superbowl.
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Then there’s the $800 service plan required to turn on said phone, but that’s just details.
2 year commitment, just like everyone else has… including Verizon for CRAAPL’s iProducts.
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Speaking of “foolsball” (sic), Since CRAAPL has $100 billions (sic) in cash, they should just purchase the Oakland Raiduhs and be done.
iTackling will be all the rage at the iStore then, I’ll warrant.
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Tim Cook takes more showers.
Two AAPL tv’s in every room!
Frothy talk sprouting up everywhere, like mushrooms. TRLG has given me religion. Not even faith will save you from the Beast.
short AAPL at 500 stop at 501 lol
your going to stop out, with a weak handed attempt like that.
shorted 499.36 stop 499.41 working so far target 1 497.5
took it home early 497.7 nice little bonus on top of my oil winnings this morning
Wow, what’s that, a 0.4% gain? Go get ’em Livermore.
short aapl – 499
AAPL will come out with personal robots.
What says I’m a rich douche better than some asshole walking through the mall with a robot carrying their bags?
You need the personal protection wafflebot 3000:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiGvNje25A8
Just consider that Apple TVs will probably have an upgradable OS and maybe even replaceable firmware, not to mention many blogs full of predicted/envisioned exclusive features. The LED screen itself does not need to be replaced to keep a loyal throng of early adopters spending cash day one. Expect the unexpected.
So, you envision Apple service vans running around replacing firmware on an outdated Apple iTV? I can see it now, that will be $1,499.00 sir for your 42″ iFirmware upgrade and oh by the way have you seen our new 64 and 70″ lineup?
I would hope AAPL has considered that with a user installable PROM similar to memory upgrades.
I think it’s too easy to think that clunker, disposable TVs are the model. Expect that AAPL will change the rules for how it’s done.
No position, but own and have updated every product that AAPL markets.
The new prototype for Iphone 5
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=376495599046566&set=a.223098324386295.105971.205344452828349&type=1&theater
Jake, you’re wonderful…but you really haven’t made a convincing argument not to buy the stcok…just was wondering why it took Senor Tropicana so long to do so….
I am not making any argument to not buy the stock. My bitching is mostly sour grapes, and stems partly from my natural aversion to cultish phenomena.
It’s probably priced right here, fwiw.
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Coulda shoulda. If I’d held my shares of AAPL and GOOG, bought at their lows in 2008, I’d be so much better off than with all the trades I’ve made and time I’ve spent watching the market since then.
“Your battles inspired me – not the obvious material battles but those that were fought and won behind your forehead.”
LONG CPST HERE WITH U FLY, LOW RISK ENTRY HERE
SEE YOU GUYS AT 2
China always knows how to cheer me up, this is the Headline story they will read tonight in their press, Apple doesn’t have rights to the IPad name.. http://www.shanghaidaily.com/nsp/Business/2012/02/14/Authorities%2Bseize%2BiPads%2Bin%2Bdispute%2Bover%2Bname/
The Obama Administration could take shakedown lessons from the Chinese gummint.
Those guys are soopah-ganstah!
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Tru Dat..lol.
Poor Mr. Daisy. Only Apple could be rewarded with skrocketing share price while killing workers. Pretty fucked up scenario.
GMXR on verge of BTFO
Double Down my TVIX position
Off Topic, WTF with Illuminati Performance of Nicki Minaj last night at Grammys?
How much time do you have?
roflol, tru dat too.
REALLY?
Fly, do you have any action on AAPL?
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