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Knaves, Perverts and Plunderers

“Mr. Tulkinghorn, sitting in the twilight by the open window, enjoys his wine. As if it whispered to him of its fifty years of silence and seclusion, it shuts him up the closer. More impenetrable than ever, he sits, and drinks, and mellows as it were in secrecy, pondering at that twilight hour on all the mysteries he knows.”

“I will die here where I have walked. And I will walk here, though I am in my grave. I will walk here until the pride of this house is humbled.”

“Around and around the house the leaves fall thick, but never fast, for they come circling down with a dead lightness that is sombre and slow.”

In case you didn’t know, today is the 200th birthday of the father of modern day english, Charles Dickens. The vast majority of you opt for ESPN highlights before bed, instead of reading timeless masterpieces by Dickens, perfectly demonstrated by some of his sterling work from Bleak House above. The truth of the matter is, no matter how rich you get, you’ll always be a scoundrel, dominated by perversions and vices instead of intellectual vigor.

For example, you come to iBankCoin on a daily basis, totally devoid and unappreciative of the skill it takes to outperform the markets year in and year out, leaving malicious comments, hoping to be publicly chastised and humiliated by yours truly. I am inured by your careless vulgarities and feel empathy for your offsprings.

When keeping society with people of superior intellect, you should make it a point to shroud your tousled and deranged opinions, and instead, immerse yourself in the effulgence of those destined for greatness.

If you are interested in seeing what true mastery of music is, watch the clip below. Naturally, some of you will default to dishonorable interpretations, esteeming the looks of the violinist instead of her achievements. But do not feel ashamed by your baseness, my dear creature of depravity, it is your nature.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g65oWFMSoK0 603 500]

Some of you wonder why I am buying small cap stock CPST. As you know, I am 85% cash, long just SODA and CPST. For the most part, CPST is a diceroll. They are enjoying a renaissance and business is growing again, despite headwinds. They have a $100 million+ backlog, they’re expanding in the shale gas markets in Russia, and the tide seems to be turning in their favor. But the real reason why I am buying it is because of management. I want you to listen to the final comments by the CEO of Capstone, during last quarters conference call and ask yourself: “does this sound like a man in charge of a company on the decline or ascendancy?”

What do you think?

UPDATE: I sold out of SODA.

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54 comments

  1. Dasan

    It’s “offspring,” not “offsprings,” you charlatan.

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    • The Fly

      It’s a noun you dolt. “Offsprings” is perfectly fine, although unorthodox. It is my preference.

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      • razorsedge

        my pick-up was to high, so i took off springs to make it lower.

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      • dasan

        It’s also “sympathy” and not “empathy” in this context, unless you mean you feel like one of their kids. Wait, maybe you do… 🙂

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      • hillary climtoon

        wrong, do you say sheeps? serieses? there is no plural for offspring….

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        • alf44

          … “offsprings” ???

          Is that ALL ya’got ?

          REALLY ???

          Givitafuckingbreak !!!

          JEEEZ !!!

          .

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  2. ChrisBrown

    that CEO is the man.

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  3. razorsedge

    hot girl and a violin!

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  4. Bullish

    Too busy to Google all of these big words. I will edjumacate myself later.

    I think you said, hope you all have a great day!

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  5. tm

    Do all of these long-term fundamental reasons for buying CPST matter if you’re just going to sell it once it goes up a buck? Is this a long-term hold?

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  6. Geoduck

    Dickens was lucky there was no ESPN back in the day.

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  7. chivo

    Couldn’t agree with you more, big guy

    COol article, though old, floating around about Joshua Bell playing a $3.5mm violin in NYC Subway and not a single person recognizing him or his music and him getting about $20 in tips over a few hours. LOL

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  8. Cynthia

    I prefer Anthony Trollope myself. Other wise spot on.

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  9. dave

    She certainly can stroke a bow.

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  10. Profokiev

    Does The Fly enjoy ballet pieces, performed on piano by the talented Mr. Kissin?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asWU3OzOrK8&feature=related

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  11. Sooz

    Since I am detail oriented and am able to find humor in many things, it is not her beauty that is distracting but the gentleman playing behind her who is most expressive.
    check it out..;)

    Happy Birthday, Mr.Charles Dickens

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    • Sooz

      a true Dickens character..

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    • alf44

      … I’m afraid I was too busy looking at the attractive young lady seated just behind the featured violinist and to the left.

      But I digress !

      .

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      • BullRun

        I just want to know if you are still a midget…after Uncle Bens kind words in Congress at 10:00 am ET this morning.

        Shorter than Vern Troyer that is…

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        • alf44

          … put it this way …

          I have been so brutalized so far in 2012 that I have made the decision to redouble my efforts … at winning either Powerball, Mega Millions or Texas Lotto !

          I’ll let ya know how it works out !

          .

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          • BullRun

            I have tried to short this market 4 times and been stopped out of everyone.

            Thought we had something going this morning and then Bernake must have noticed we had dipped into the red and flung himself into action…

            It appears you can only go long this market in order to counter the 2012 Don’t Re-Nig campaign.

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  12. The_Real_Hmmm

    As I’ve posted here before, The Storm movement within Summer is one of my favorite pieces of classical music. The torrent of notes falling upon your tympanic membrane is a capricious respite from the wavering undertone.

    Also note that CPST is a popular product because of its government rebate program, which has the slight possibility of changing with the election year.

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  13. MarvinC

    Darts beat the market tough guy!

    http://snde.rutgers.edu/Rutgers/Econ394/Unit2/dartboard_summary.pdf

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  14. DJMarcus

    fly –
    any interest in PMs? They pulled back a bit recently and look ready for the next leg higher. IMO.

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  15. Frankie G

    Obvious plagiarism of the Clint Eastwood SP commercial.

    BTW when did the Fly get all pretentious with his Vivaldi and his Bleak House. What’s next, Glenn Gould playing the Goldberg?

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  16. Caffeinated

    Bot a quarter CPST @1.44 solely on your mgmt call. Jamison’s closing was nearly devoid of BS CEO-speak. Let’s see…

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  17. jg

    sick album: http://www.amazon.com/Beethoven-Piano-Trios-Opp-22Gassenhauer-22/dp/B0000037HD

    for classical buffs.

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  18. Reagan Zombie

    Reagan, an overrated president, was 101 yesterday.

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    • riggedgame

      Yeah. Too bad the fucker got Alzheimers when he was 41.

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    • MarvinC

      Post-Modern liberals will always attempt to defame Reagan due to their own shortcomings. The post-modern liberal’s crowning achievement has been Obama and what a disaster he has turned out to be. in 1984 Reagan carried 49 states and 58% of the popular vote. That happened to Nixon in 1972 and will probably never happen again. In 1980 he carried 44 states and a 9% lead over a sitting president; again, that will probably never happen.

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      • Po Pimp

        The post-modern liberal’s crowning achievement has been Obama

        You misspelled “Clinton”, but I digress.

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  19. BullRun

    So Uncle Bens kind words in Congress at 10:00 am ET this morning of just reiterating waht he last week…

    Gets us a new high on the Nasdaq?

    WTF?

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  20. yoursisterspanties
    yoursisterspanties

    RIP big PUN, I KNOW fly will post a vid..

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  21. leftcoasttrader

    Never been a big Vivaldi fan, but I do enjoy these guys:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-mKf4RRVsI

    Played on authentic period instruments, strung the way they were strung when this piece was written and actually played at tempos the composer intended them to be played at. Sounds quite a bit different then the versions we’re used to hearing.

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  22. hillary climtoon

    actually if your readership is as unwashed as you say, Dickens would have embraced them with both fountain pens..chapters of his books were printed in installments in magazines so he would reach a wider mainstream everyday audience with his most memorable characters drawn from those creatures you so disdain.

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