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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You Don’t Believe Me

But you will soon.

There is extreme complacency in this tape, the type of laziness that gets people dropped into hidden water wells or eaten alive by demented sharks, whilst sun bathing on a fucking raft. NFLX is trading north of $130 and the world is chockfull of cash, even though it is heavily burdened with debt.

We’ve become believers in the idea that Ben Bernanke controls the market with his beard. When he trims it, the Dow goes lower. When he lets it grow, the NASDAQ screams to the upside. So you know, that fucker is looking like Merlin right now.

The term “long in the tooth” comes to mind, while observing this tape. As such, I’ve taken profits on the entirety of my SODA position today, leaving me with just CPST. I will be holding through earnings, scheduled for 2/9.

Today’s tape is mixed; but I see more weakness than hardiness. As a matter of fact, if I was a betting man, I’d bet on a late day sell off, graping all of those who haphazardly tossed life savings into the market today.

I am about 95% cash, keen on acquiring the opportunity to buy your future margin liquidation, as bored as a vending machine inside of a blockbuster.

NOTE: We have more than 100 slots left in the March Madness contest, where I am gifting $1,000 to the winner. For some reason, members are being lazy and haven’t bombarded the comments section inside of The PPT. Contest submissions will most likely be closed by tonight.

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23 comments

  1. jimmy_two_times

    LOL love the blockbuster comment !!

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  2. drummerboy

    your bored? go slap some homeless guy down some stairs to the subway,that ought to make you smile till close.

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  3. crazymoppo

    Egads sir, if I didn’t know better I’d think you nearly sound like one of those bears you regularly eviscerate. However I agree with you – even though bull/bear black/white is too simplistic, it is shocking how quickly mass psychology can swing from euphoria to terror. usually for all the wrong reasons too.

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  4. omen

    I’m waiting for a pullback before getting back into the market… 6+ months off have been long enough… But it’ll be hard to judge when the pull back has pulled back enough without the PPT to be the guide… Looks like I’m due for a membership renewal 🙂

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  5. surplusdroids

    LOL!

    “When he trims it, the Dow goes lower. When he lets it grow, the NASDAQ screams to the upside.”

    Trims it = raising rates
    Lets it grow = ZIRP continues to 2014.

    Hilarious post!

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  6. jb

    Hi Fly,

    Are you still expecting a short lived 5% pullback or something more?

    Thanks!

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  7. Trading_Nymph

    lol, I knew you playing that CPST for earnings yesterday. ANYWAY, while the US markets buy up AAPL and all the MoMo’s, China is Busy Cutting RRR, ROFL!!! NO!! (you guys are so lame if you believe that)…THEY are busy Increasing Gas Prices, its their way to slow things down without raising rates, plus they are telling Govt Car Owners to drive their cars one less day each week.. http://www.shanghaidaily.com/article/?id=493886&type=Business

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    • Bullish

      Weird! My quote system says AAPL is at an all time high of $470?!

      There must be an error. That FIBO thingy was supposed to send it lower $65 points ago.

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    • Kenny F. Powers

      It is very uninteresting reading anything said by Perma bears (look above) or Perma bulls (look below). I am pretty sure I am clear on your investing ideas.

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  8. Yogi & Boo Boo

    I have nothing of importance to say, except I was pointing to the left field fence as I entered my March Madness pick this morning.

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  9. Captain Planet

    “So you know, that fucker is looking like Merlin right now.”

    ^LOL

    But… that fucker IS merlin!

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  10. hillary climtoon

    A great trading market. Be nimble be quick and trade trade trade. gotta be in it to win it….cheers!

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  11. JTU

    You know it’s a Bull Market when a Chinese Buritto like SOL is up over 9% today!

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  12. Caffeinated

    Dylan Ratigan must be the real deal:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HmBJDB0DdA&feature=uploademail

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  13. sspiff

    Merlin! love it. Ye gods! This is a dull tape.

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  14. wilmer

    I miss Ratigan’s coked up rants on the trading floor during “The Closing Bell” in late 2008. He was fun to watch and a straight shooter.

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  15. speedius

    Fly, you may now resume your coffee consumption and dispense with that tea nonsense: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/02/coffees-effect-on-the-heart-is-so-small-you-should-stop-worrying/251539/

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  16. surplusdroids

    Dylan is the man.

    I remember the dark days of the fall of 08.
    And thee days that Congress was voting on the bailouts.
    On Fast Money he was consistently telling it like it is.

    He got yanked because he was speaking “too much truth”.
    The whole “scare the markets thing” and GE being the parent company of CNBC and all.

    Dylan is a straight shooter IMHO.

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  17. JNROD

    I am going to use 100K from my trading account and go short TVIX, EDZ, FAZ right now. I am willing to loose it all. But basically my bet is that at the most the market goes to 13200 for the year. So upside is about 2%-3% Vs my gut tells me we will go to 12400’s or 12000’s by October 2012. So I am willing to loose this money and sit on this indexes or double it….

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  18. Flicker

    Jnrod…I know this will scare the shit out of you, but, I love your plan. I just could not stand to loose $100k.

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  19. Mike

    Just bought a shit ton of TZA today at 18.50. I just can’t see us going up forever.

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