From Dust to Dust

In between of all of your gloating, I want you dicksuckers to acknowledge several things. Several.

1. My call is for higher stocks by Tuesday.
2. I haven’t sold a single share of anything.
3. The day is young.
4. Shut up.

I am down a staggering and appalling 0.6% right now. You should not misconstrue my general observations for market position. Again, stop thinking with your own pockets, for “The Fly” is able to hold his breadth a long, long time. I do not fold in the face of adversity, so go fuck a can of corn.

I find it funny that the republicans did a press conference to milk the disappointing jobs report. HEY ASSHOLES: you had 8 years and you fucking nearly destroyed this country, with your asinine spending. These politicians are like whores, always fucking their constituents. I do not want to hear the left vs. right shit. Plainly, that sort of jargon is for ideologues without brains. Get it done and shut the fuck up about it.

Last year to the day, the markets were struggling, as the economic data worsened–post flash crash. I recall saying “a double dip recession is all but a foregone conclusion.” Well, that turned out to be wrong. Today the jobs reports is scaring the shit out of people because only 54,000 jobs were added, following several months of 200,000+. Well, color me retarded, but +54k is not exactly -300,000.

The response is negative because investors do not know if the slow down will be a hard landing or soft. Moreover, most agree the Fed will not initiate QE3. So, we have no babysitters and no one to give us allowance money. Couple that with the fact that our President is more interested in golfing than creating structural change in the economy, one might surmise we are in for a bit of trouble.

So now everyone is selling equities because of uncertainty. It is easy to get bearish. I’ve tried to bet against this tape several times over the past 3 years and made money only once: flash crash. The persistent and uncompromising trend is: get scared, sell, melt up, chase stocks higher.

As for protecting assets, although I believe we trade higher, do not underestimate investor desire to reduce risk. There is plenty of soft money out there sloshing around, loyal to nothing but the wind. Get to a point where you can accept risk and draw a line in the sand and commit to it.

More later.

The PPT is registering an OVERBOUGHT on SRTY, with 75% accuracy on past flags. An important jobs report looms in the balance. And, my urinal shadows are telling me to “get long son, get long” in between drags from their cigars.

The stage is set, plebs from the internet, people from weird places around the globe. Those who are betting against me will be turned into dust tomorrow, amidst black flags and homo-hammers. An amount so great, it will melt your face to the ground at the mere sight of it. At this point, I forgot what I was meaning to write about; but it doesn’t really matter. Although I lost money today, I won. So many of you cock-gobblers were lured into shorting this market today, it will be a joy watching you turn into ghosts tomorrow morning, like a grandfather watching his grandkids ride their bicycle without training wheels for the first time, when BETTER THAN EXPECTED jobs numbers rips the skin off your forehead, tearing your skull away from your exceptionally small brain.

If you’ve been shorting stocks for the past 3 years, more or less, you are an incredibly dumb person. Having said that, I’ve been heavily long since last week and I am dumb for it. Naturally, name calling is juvenile and simply a way to amuse oneself, at the cost of others. In the big scheme of things, we are all emphatic about our belief systems, through nature or nurture. Many of you are adamant about being short. As much as I fuck with you for spinning the same record, I respect your position because it takes balls.

I enjoy taking risks, despite it eating away years of my life expectancy. The way I see it, there is little to no upside to being alive past the age of 75 anyway. I might as well burn bright now, then explode later.

All jokes aside, I hope all of you make money. I do not like to see anyone lose, except my enemies. With regards to my enemies, it is not enough that I win. They must lose too, in order to quench my everlasting thirst for victory.

At the end of the day, we are monkeys playing wildly colored accordions in small Italian villages. Stick to your convictions. Because if you stick to mine and lose, you will not forgive yourself later.

What the fuck is going on here? I was expecting beluga and received Hudson River sardines instead. The new correlation is silver-SPY, go figure. I suppose silver is the new barometer for risk, as idiots sashay in and out of the shiny metal as if it was a diversified basket of stocks.

You nerds who are short this tape are going into permanent hibernation soon, as the Chairman kicks the brains out of your heads, clean out. After this squeeze, there will be nothing left of you but dust and a tombstone, which will read: “Here lies a fucktard who got his brains kicked out by the Chairman.”

Seriously, the market is indecisive ahead of tomorrow’s numbers, I put some money to work this morning, buying beaten down former winners: OPEN and LOGI. Both of them are heavily shorted and yet offer better than average risk/reward ratios, providing they can hit said EPS targets. I needed to add non-basic material names, so I went with those two. I am tempted to buy GDI; but I rather keep some cash reserves in the event the market vomits on itself tomorrow.

To sum up my market call, I believe we will be at least 2% higher by Tuesday of next week.

Despite what “theedge” believes, I started new positions in both OPEN and LOGI. I expect to be early on these dogs.

I find humor in almost everything; because everything is funny, incidentally. For example: look at government employees, like garbage men or cops. They bust their collective asses helping out the government, in exchange for a little money. In the past, they were able to tuck that money away and earn interest on it, via CD’s or preferred savings accounts. Here’s where it starts to get really funny.

Without even a single protest, the government has fucked, mind you, the entire country out of their right to pursue happiness (money=happiness, fuck what you heard to the contrary). Not only is the retired cop with 200k in savings not earning interest on his nest egg, he’s getting fucked at the grocery store, the pump, his electricity bill and most certainly when he travels abroad—because the U.S. dollar drops 10% every other year.

Instead of reducing risk, our government, post credit crisis, has turned up the dial, only transferring it to the people. By taking away interest on accounts, they’ve forced millions of people into the stock market, where the inherent risks are exponentially higher. Because of this simple fact, it is my belief they will kick the can down the road, until FEMA has enough plastic coffins ready to store the entire state of Utah.

Without the stock market, this country is finished. In many respects, it’s the final frontier. We will either financially manufacture our way out of this mess, via creative and innovative financing. Or, we will fold and see the savings of millions evaporate into thin air, leading the way to a total and absolute disintegration of social obedience and eventual dismantling of the power apparatus in this great nation.

In other words, they need the market to trade up.

The reason why I didn’t sell more today is due to the ferocity of today’s decline, with respect to The PPT‘s Overall Hybrid algorithm. As you know, the system grades all stocks, based on technicals and fundies, using a 1-5 scale. When the rubberband extends to any extreme, it flags Overbought and Oversold signals, which vary in accuracy. However, for the most part, the Overall Hybrid score, when calibrated perfectly, cannot be fucked with or matched by any black box system out there, laughing at the shit you retail idiots concoct and spit on the institutional clusterfucks.

At any rate, two days ago the system flagged Overbought and went into extreme Overbought yesterday, registering the second highest score in PPT history. I was expecting a pullback, but not a broken elevator shaft, “fuck you, you’re dead” catastrophe. The result: a mammoth drop in hybrid score to the tune of 19.91%.

What does this mean?

It means the average stock graded by The PPT had its score sliced by at least 19.91% aka the 4th largest single day reduction in score ever. Your next question is “what happened on previous occasions of large hybrid drops?”

The answers are forthcoming.

9/7/10- Hybrid Drop 23%, SPY @$108.02
9/11/10- SPY @$111.05

4 day net result: +2.8%

6/4/10- Hybrid Drop of 21%, SPY @$105.19
6/10/10- SPY @$107.49

4 day net result: +2.18%

12/1/08- Hybrid Drop 20%, SPY @$78.08
12/5/08- SPY @$83.59

4 day net result: +7.05%

6/1/11- Hybrid Drop 19.91%, SPY @ $131.87
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2/10/09- Hybrid Drop 18%, SPY @$79.65
2/17/09- SPY @$75.92

4 day net result: -4.68%

8/30/10- Hybrid Drop 18%, SPY @ $103.75
9/3/10- SPY @ $109.25

4 day net result: +5.3%

It’s worth noting, on the one negative outcome, the market was up immediately after the big down day and only dropped on the 4th day. And, there are numerous scores of double digit hybrid drops, with an overwhelming net result of higher stock prices, shortly thereafter.

Get your fucking popcorn ready.

TLT is up $1.4. You can’t short into this tape. You can sell; but to buy inverse ETF’s, following a 250 point decline is stupidity on a very high level. We’ve been down this road before and the end result is always the same: more liquidity.

Granted, things look especially ominous due to the prospect of QE ending. However, as sure as I am sitting here, they will inflate. The choice is simple: suffer deflation and staggering stock market losses. Or, you will pay for a $100 tomato. The choice is really that simple, at least in the near term. Long term, no one knows where the money will come from, maybe outerspace?

For the day, I sold out of CENX, EXK and AKS and added to my WNR. No panic, no fear—just space alien magician shit.

Eagerly waiting for The PPT to hit sub 2.6