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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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From Dust to Dust

In between of all of your gloating, I want you dicksuckers to acknowledge several things. Several.

1. My call is for higher stocks by Tuesday.
2. I haven’t sold a single share of anything.
3. The day is young.
4. Shut up.

I am down a staggering and appalling 0.6% right now. You should not misconstrue my general observations for market position. Again, stop thinking with your own pockets, for “The Fly” is able to hold his breadth a long, long time. I do not fold in the face of adversity, so go fuck a can of corn.

I find it funny that the republicans did a press conference to milk the disappointing jobs report. HEY ASSHOLES: you had 8 years and you fucking nearly destroyed this country, with your asinine spending. These politicians are like whores, always fucking their constituents. I do not want to hear the left vs. right shit. Plainly, that sort of jargon is for ideologues without brains. Get it done and shut the fuck up about it.

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93 comments

  1. MOOBER

    Fuck Utah!

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  2. Caruthers

    Best apolitical political rant ever.

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  3. bravo

    Bravo!…..

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  4. Sierra Water

    Amen Borther!!!

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  5. MarshalN

    I think a more appropriate way of putting it is “they treat their constituents like whores and they don’t pay at the end”

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  6. Sierra Water

    ^Brother

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  7. Sierra Water

    Amen Brother!

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  8. Sierra Water

    What happened to the fricken edit feature where I have 20 seconds to edit or delete.!!

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    • The Fly

      Bring your A game when you comment here. I removed the edit function to promote Darwinism.

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    • MX2101

      If you want to get up and perform, we now do it Sinatra style, one take all the way live, no fix it in the mix.

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  9. Dr Genius

    I rather have Sarah Palin as my president than Barrack Hussein Obama. The first one leaves you alone. The second one thinks that he is an all knowing GOD sent from Allah.

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    • bankstah '12

      we rathah you go fuck yo self and say goo-bye fo-vah. you have little peckah

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    • The Fly

      I’d rather have DEVILDOG as President than Palin.

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      • J

        Imagine

        At least he wouldn’t be using any focus groups. The dog would just do what he wanted and fuck the polls.

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        • JakeGint

          As a bonus, the Dog would alse reinstitute public hangings and floggings.

          Perfect for that prison over-crowding problem in Cally.

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      • razorsedge

        katie couric, outed palin as an idot. thou she has since seemed to have been schooled. however just proves my point we r fucked

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      • #6

        The presidential caravan would consist of a fleet of yellow dodge vipers.

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    • MarshalN

      I’d love to see Palin be president so she can screw the country up completely and turn Americans off to people like her forever

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      • drummerboy

        come on,you just wanna do sarah in such a bad way you could almost taste her Va-jay jay

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      • J

        She’s good looking though. I reckon she can screw the country anytime.

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      • JakeGint

        I’m not a Palin supporter, because I don’t like quitters and self promoters (i.e., she’s in it for the dough like the rest of them).

        That said, I would love to know how she could “Screw up the country” any worse than the socialist autarch we have in power right now. I mean, do you think she’d going to use the federal regulators to put the screws to private business via unelected legislation the way he has his EPA, FCC, FDA, USDA and DOJ have been hammering business to the tune of 15%+ real unemployment in this country?

        Look around you, and open your eyes. Do you really like having your life determined by bureaucrats in DC? Your financial markets manipulated by a NY-DC oligarchy, headed by Chuck Schumer and the Northeastern Senate Coalition (99% Democrat)?

        Seriously, a fool who holds to the premise that gov’t should not be meddling with private citizens’ lives is far better than a genius who believes government should be running things for us. That’s what we broke away from in 1776, and that’s not what this country is about.

        All that said, my guy is Paul Ryan. In good faith, can any of you Dem supporters name one visionary on the Dem side that is the equivalent to Ryan?

        Half the equivalent even? All seriousness, let’s hear it.

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        • MarshalN

          My comment was specific to Palin and her kind. I just can’t stand someone like her — a quitter and self-promoter, like you said, and I’m pretty sure she will meddle quite a bit, thank you very much.

          Someone like her will be a fool on the world stage. She’ll do stupid, populist stuff that have negative utility (farm subsidies, invasion of privacy in the home, etc) that are exactly the sort of thing you’re against — government running things for us.

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          • JakeGint

            Please provide evidence that Sarah Palin has ever said anything positive above farm subsidies and invasion of privacy in the home?

            This is the problem. People read the papers and begin ascribing all their bogeyman tics to Palin, so they have an excuse for their Obama vote. Sorry, it doesn’t hold.

            She’d only be embarassing to the Europhile fools who think Social Democracy is “civilized” instead of a return to traditonal aristorcratic feudalism, which it’s proven to be.

            Get over your insecurity for being American, already. We are not Europeans, and guess what? That’s a GOOD thing.

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        • go2mars

          Though I think Palin would be better than Obama, that’s not saying much. I was working for one of the super-major oil companies up there, and back when she held the reins, way before her Vice-Presidentcy attempt, she was VERY anti-business. When I first heard, I was shocked to learn that she was even in the republican party (much less the Tea party). She goes where the wind blows and she’s dumb as a post. But for an old lady she looks great. I like that she hunts, I like that she’s hot, I like that she’s got a lot of kids. I think she’d be a great neighbor. But president of one of the largest corporations on Earth (USA)? NO FUCKING WAY! … Unless Obama is the alternative.

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          • Po Pimp

            See we’re completely opposite here. Palin is about the only person I would not vote for over Obama.

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        • Po Pimp

          Your financial markets manipulated by a NY-DC oligarchy, headed by Chuck Schumer and the Northeastern Senate Coalition (99% Democrat)?

          If they make the markets go up, then go for it.

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    • Frog

      Neither one of them leave you alone. They both think that they are all-knowing Gods– or maybe just think that the Special Interest Groups financing their campaigns are all-knowing Gods. And neither one of them is a Muslim. Get your facts straight.

      Fly is right that political ideologies are for fucktarded people. Both parties are whores charging the taxpayers for the privilege of being royally screwed by the politicians and the Special Interest Groups..

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      • JakeGint

        I answered your “Special Interest” complaint yesterday.

        The world is made up of Special Interests. The questions we have to ask is “what’s the best way to accomodate them?”

        Is it by allowing Congress and the Executive to get as powerful as a King, so that pleadings are sold to the highest (and largest) bidders as they were in feudal and fascist days alike?

        Or should we devolve government as locally as possible, so that special interests can only influence in certain spheres, and free people can choose amongst whose influence they wish to live under?

        Think about it — if you don’t like liberal bullshit, you don’t live in San Fran, you move to Dallas, or Phoenix.

        And vice versa if you don’t like my conservative bullshit (aside — and you can choose between the Texas economy and the Cally one as well). This should be the way of the land — not autarchy and “one size fits all.”

        Posited: Take the money out of the Federal power base, before you give up all your freedom to a hodge podge of indiscriminate rule makers that will eventually leave NO ONE happy.

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    • go2mars

      TradingNymph for President!

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  10. thewife

    Fabulous!

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    • bankstah '12

      you like Ed McMahon. “HA HA HA HA. YES JOHNNY!”

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  11. bankstah '12

    baron get his van ready to live by rivah. so poor now wipe ass with corn cob. no toilet papah.

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  12. Juiceyfruit

    you’re down 0.6% !?!? … wow, my condolences 🙁

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  13. Proshares_

    Can’t wait to see Arnold in his come back movie, THE QUANTITATIVE EASER!

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  14. UplumStupid

    You really are a fly. Feast on manure and then buzz about your findings. Everything you’ve posted here indicates that you’re a phoney paper trader and would be broke 10x over if you had a quarter to put into the live market. Keep feasting away loser!

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  15. drummerboy

    ya know how to make a whore moan…………………………………..dont pay em !

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  16. razorsedge

    good post, thats why ive given up on rep-dems doing anything but help themselves, the first line in every bill reads ” except us” and then a how to get more money for my re-election, fuck both sides,

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    • razorsedge

      P.S. im down 3% but its really my children i worry about, 1 son im hawaii has a business that is now gonna have to pay more taxes , he was gonna hire 1 more guy ,but now hes rethinkin his plan. not that 1 guy makes a difference but 1 more not on unemployment X 10000000, does.

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  17. Baron de Rothschild
    Baron de Rothschild

    Fly, I’m glad you’re still holding on to your microphallic pecker, because I doubled up on UPRO at the open. Three days ago, I put lowball buys in for ERF and MNEAF. I never really expected to get them, but the down market made me an owner of both this morning. If I’m not skullfucking bears by the end of the day, then I’ll be wearing a pair of rasonette balls over the weekend.

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    • razorsedge

      ouch, hope u r right…

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    • The Fly

      Don’t try to make amends. We are now enemies.

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      • razorsedge

        r u refuring to me?

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      • razorsedge

        r u refering to me?

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        • Frog

          I think he’s referring to Baron, although it’s sometimes hard to tell, the way several posts can go onto the board simultaneously here.

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      • Baron de Rothschild
        Baron de Rothschild

        I have no interest in amends. My interest is money. However, I trust that you will make a most excellent enemy.

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        • Maximus

          i didnt know the rothschilds were spanish

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          • Baron de Rothschild
            Baron de Rothschild

            You might consider reading the book, La Casa Rothschild en España.

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          • JakeGint

            The Rothschilds are the ultimate internationalists.

            After Senor Bilderburg, of course.

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  18. theedge111

    I can’t decide who I hate more the Republicans or the Democrats.

    Both parties have fucking destroyed this nation. Give me a third party that isn’t bought and paid for by special interests.

    We need to make some tough decisions and neither of these fucknut parties can get anything done because their pockets are being lined with gold from special interest groups who are intents on bankrupting this country.

    54k jobs is pathetic and I see nothing but rough road ahead. Hold on tight folks.

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    • TraderCaddy

      I wrote a paper for one of my political science classes at UF (about 1972 or so) when I stated that both parties would be moving left over time. The Repubs are like what the Dems were 40 years ago (liberals) and the Dems are hard core Socialist.
      Guys like Hubert Humphrey and Tip O’Neill would be moderates today.
      It has come to fruition.
      Who would have thought that JFK back in the early ’60s would be considered a conservative today?

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      • Frog

        U must live on a different planet than me. I don”t see that at all. Neither party even has an ideology. They both just consist of legislation salespeople who sell legislation to the highest Special Interest Group bidder. Ideologies are just things they pretend to have, while trying to get voters to vote for them who hold some particular ideology– in spite of the fact that they have nothing in common with the voters and will do nothing for them. The work only to serve the Special Interest Groups.

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  19. Cheesefries

    Why Do you choose to blame the party and not the individual?

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    • drummerboy

      it is the individual that makes up the party,and those individuals are responsible in which they are perceived by us. hence fuck them both. and for me,the tea party is nowhere near as tough as they really should be. the tea party should have an intimidator factor of 100, they do not. you do not go into a fight against 2 stalwarts talking like a pussy does. and thats what they are.

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    • Frog

      Cheesefiies– We have a 2-party political system that rewards criminals big time for for going into politics and then lying, cheating, and stealing huge amounts of money from the public. So what are you going to do, say “Oh, it’s those individual criminals who are fucking their constituents.”

      Well, indeed it is. However, it is also true that if the people of a country get together and have themselves a political system that offers million dollar (or more) rewards to people who are willing to screw the taxpayers six ways from Sunday– well, the criminals are going to be coming out of the woodwork and the forests and everywhere, running up to claim those million dollar checks. Surprise. Surprise.

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  20. Steve Jobs

    WTF happened to you iPhone app? Hasn’t worked for over a year…?

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  21. Maximus

    Those 54k jobs were all groupons so shut the fuck up about being overvalued. Where the fuck is matt damon and who the hell are all these new trolls.

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  22. Cascadian

    I think the demos are spending more now.

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  23. jk

    Fly – Love your fucking writing style.

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  24. razorsedge

    was thinkin about all the warm fuzz bs obama promised, who could believe it…then lookin at mccain we had no choise…so it really didnt matter, reality has escaped our nation.

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    • drummerboy

      you remember what i said about that POS back in the day @ pickr. it couldnt be more etched in gold now than when i said it……….

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  25. A Monkey with Feeling that We're all Fucked Cans of Corn
    A Monkey with Feeling that We're all Fucked Cans of Corn

    All politicians suck. Learn it, know it. Don’t waste your time. Politics is the new opiate for the stupid masses. They want us to complain about the other side whilst both side fuck us like we’re all a big collective warm can of corn.

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    • Cascadian

      Rich dudes are close to the politicos. Corruption pays.

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      • A Monkey with Feeling that We're all Fucked Cans of Corn
        A Monkey with Feeling that We're all Fucked Cans of Corn

        No shit corruption pays, the USA is making the former USSR look like a boyscout meeting when it comes to corruption. Local, state, and federal they all sucketh. Always nice if your politician daddy or uncle can get your company a sweet gubbermint contract doing nothing. Again, politics isn’t worth arguing over. Lets all agree that we’re fucked and nobody represents real people.

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  26. Cascadian

    Thanks for QPSA. I heard about it first here.

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  27. razorsedge

    hey just went even,,,

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  28. JakeGint

    Wrong, Congress had been in solid Dem hands for two years (2006) and then you elected Barack Obama to augment your Nancy Pelosi House and Harry Reid Senate.

    Seriously, what the hell did you think was going to happen? Blame the Repubs all you want, but check the unemployment numbers back in 2006 when The Reign (the Rain?) began.

    The nation has only half remedied the spending problem in Congress with the delivery of the House. Unfortunately, Dirty Harry and some other greasy weasels slipped the net and the Senate (24 months without a budget proposal!) is still in Dem hands.

    Then there’s all of you who voted for Barak to really “stick it to Dubya” — I was going to send you the fateful “cut off you nose to spite your face” image, but 2012 is just too important for pettiness.

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    • A Monkey with Feeling that We're all Fucked Cans of Corn
      A Monkey with Feeling that We're all Fucked Cans of Corn

      If this were 1778 they would all be hanging from a tree in the town square. VOTE THEM ALL OUT, AND REPEAT OFTEN.

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      • JakeGint

        True enough, but some of them are starting to get it.

        Vote out the ones that do not/will not.

        The Dem Party is not ultimately reliant upon Big Gov’t-Big Business as an ongoing source of funding. That means you vote them back, power only continues to allocate to the center.

        And the center will not hold.

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  29. Trading Nymph

    This is the KEY MOMENT….China is clamping down on “Shadow Banking”, Europe is “solved”…our economy sucks except for working at McDonalds…………I, the Bearish One, in my best Laura Croft outfit, is waiting for my Enemy to appear…….THE CLAM !!! His Powers got strong with that weak NFP….but he has been beaten down….can the death blow be finally made?

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  30. JakeGint

    BTW — I will note that Hugs and I called this scenario yesterday. ‘

    (Yes, Hugs!)

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  31. TraderCaddy

    Hi Cheesefries.
    My kid finished 2d in the US Open qualifying several weeks ago in Alabama and now tees it up in the Sectional Qualifying (last stage) in Atlanta next week.
    How are things at Pinehurst?

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  32. Frog

    You must be very proud, TC. Good for you and your kid!

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  33. stupid ideas

    I have an idea for the website. It combines 2 very important things on the site into glorious harmony.

    First of all… All of the blog posts should have a thumbs up, thumbs down so that the bloggers can learn to cater their audience better.

    In addition, anytime someone gives Fly a thumbs down, they are instabanned.

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  34. Moolahheaven

    It aint ‘right vs left’ its ‘left vs extreme left’. Republicrats spend too much and we need real conservatives now!

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  35. MrBuzz

    I vote that we have a middle finger icon too.

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  36. Bind Dead Aphid

    You know Fly, I think you’re 99.9 % right about Rick Ross. But hear me through here. Ross is the right man for America, but for the wrong job (no Sec. of Trea.). My advice, LeFly, is to reference him for Sec. of Defense. None of Panettta / Gates / Powell song and dance. Rick Ross and his “King(ship)” mobbing into China to enforce SEC law.

    Hey, while their at it, Lil’ Wayne, Po Pimp and WTF can disgorge all the pillaged profits the Chinese have stolen from American intellectual property in PM (to satisfy a tired JIG).

    You’re brilliant. Naturally, as I’m sure Grave Doji might concur, we IBC would, naturally, need to profit egregiously and enjoy four women to man (even if married), we would need to ensure the survival of our new territorial possessions. I said nothing of genocide, send the Chinese thieves to atolls and country so consistently raided by Russian that “stan” is how they’re thought of.

    As one might surmise, my political career is based on subtle nuance and cadence the President envies could make Michelle dance to my tune full time.

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