It seems the world has turned on its axis, fucking up a certain order of things. Just when I thought a crisis page could be developed, I later realized it could not. That being said, I will still furnish you, the unwashed, with a great utility page, but by no means will it be crisis.
I apologize on behalf of myself and my ancestors, dating back many a millenia. The idea of having a “crisis page” overtook me one evening, as I dazzled my guests with displays of magic and conviction. As it so happens, the data overlords of data prohibit such pages and have made sure through the use of half-brained barristers.
As soon as this un-illustrious utility page is completed, I will toss it at the bottom of iBankCoin, where it will serve as the ass of this website for many years to come.
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$ound$ like B’burg terminal$ co$t?
u missed the u in rumour… but its late so ill cut you some slack
“North Korea conducted a nuclear test and the blast was so small that many scientists are saying it was a dud. Apparently, the nuclear bomb didn’t work well because it was made in Korea.” –Conan O’Brien
blah, blah, blah, cease and desist, blah blah
cool idear
es good yes,you keep
As long as you’re adding pages, it would be timely to create a page that matches stolen Christmas ornaments with their rightful owners. Last year there were a lot of readers of this website who were victimized.
Let’s make it a truly Merry Christmas, people! One where you don’t have to chase some mullet head down the street as he makes off with Rudolf.
Decorations, you mean? “Ornaments” are hung from a tree in the States.
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I’m in DEFCON 7 MODE, THE CRISIS PAGE CAN HAPPEN AT ANY MOMENT, DON’T BELIEVE THE HEADLINES
I thought the ass of this website was _______.