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INTRODUCING iBANKCOIN’S “CRISIS PAGE”

For those of you who are too disheveled to afford a bloomberg terminal, the Godly folks at iBC are happy to present  (THE CRISIS PAGE HAS BEEN REMOVED, TEMPORARILY, AS  YOU ARE UNDESERVING OF SUCHNESS, AT THIS POINT IN TIME. DEVELOPING…) On this glorious concoction of a page you will find CDS, european bond yields, select bank stock quotes, futures and commodities, alongside currencies. Keep in mind, this is a work in progress and we will be adding to the page as I DEEM FIT.

Any suggestions will be ignored and entirely discarded into the trash heap of history.

Thank you.

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23 comments

  1. @crazyfasteddy

    Awesome. All you need now is the “panic sell” button and a “fuck you, you’re banned” button… quite similar to the Facebook “like” buttons…

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  2. Reader

    I see that the CDS rate of Greece is omitted entirely, and that of Portugal is at 1.00 right now. Would I be completely out of line in asking whether these errors are diligently being pursued?

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  3. Mad_Scientist

    ibc winship

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  4. Damon

    Watch mayor Bloomberg, he might sue!

    Sounds like an awesome feature to add to the PPT or 12631.

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      Bloomberg’s too busy with his “stop and frisk” policy to pay attention to the rise of iBankCoin. Buy [sic] the time he realizes we’re here, iBankCoin will own the financial interwebs, just like Skynet took down the humans in the future.

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  5. FrankWhite

    Fuck that shit BBerg terminals are a fortune. I get all my news from ZH for free.

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  6. skyfish

    Know this, Mr. Fly!

    Because of you, I have been singing that damn Rick Astley tune ALL weekend long.

    TYVM

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  7. Blind Read Ant

    Moderated.

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  8. Damon

    Kim Jong Il is dead shakin up the globe, and the futures.

    Military coup?

    Very interesting.

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  9. Dubz

    The unwashed thank you in advance.

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  10. JTU

    Some Korean dick (dictator) asshole dies and stocks worldwide tank once again! Such Bullshit! I guess people are expecting WW3 tomorrow?

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  11. rogue wave

    I’m looking forward to seeing the crisis? page. This is good, http://finviz.com/futures.ashx
    but just doesn’t show everything at once. With everything you got the best chance of seeing relationships. A visual PPT, if you will.
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    elsewhere,

    I believe Jake hates this site, but I think they have some great interviews on occasion – although they don’t seen to be of much use for short term trading they are good for the big pic.

    What we’ve got here is taxation without representation:
    ihttp://www.kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/Broadcast/Entries/2011/12/19_Martin_A._Armstrong.html

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  12. The Fly

    PPT 2.0 will be all about visualizations

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  13. Heaterman

    That Assley guy doesn’t hold a candle to this….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QQzbCmlZM4

    Besides…anyone who wears their pants like he does has to be at least semi gay.

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  14. jayla

    Work it makes us better faster better stronger!!!!

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  15. Mad_Scientist

    kim jong il himself was a very unstable person. and whatever’s going to happen over there (if anything) is child’s play compared to the middle east and all the shit shows that go on all the time there. So I really don’t buy it (no sic) that people are trading armageddon because of lil’ kim jong’s death. If they, then are people are pretty stupid

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  16. Dr Funk

    “North Korea conducted a nuclear test and the blast was so small that many scientists are saying it was a dud. Apparently, the nuclear bomb didn’t work well because it was made in Korea.” –Conan O’Brien

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