Ladies and gentlemen, where the Turkey Gods failed you, the blades of Santa’s sleigh will deliver. The time has come to turn up the musica and dance on the faces of short sellers. They are everywhere, like a disease. You need to rout them out and smoke them (no Bush) for the sake of humanity. All of this talk of collapse has me sick to my stomach. On the eyes of Athena, this war hasn’t even begun.
Take your Italian yields and put them on a hero. Dress that hero with extra virgin olive oil, herbs de provence and balsamic vinegar, then shove it up your ass.
“The Fly” doesn’t like to worry about money. This shit should be automatic, like my car. I want to eat on my gold plated dishes in peace, without assholes like you zerohedging my breakfast.
Thus far, I’m up another 1.2% today, making that +6.2% over the past two days.
All of you clowns can fuck missile interceptors and solar panels for all I care.
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We will be negative by day’s end
If we are not, you are BANNED.
Let the games begin.
Game On!
He who humbles himself shall be exalted. I think somebody important said that.
The momentum has shifted towards your court.
An now it shifts back to mine.
Le Fly on the bid to save the green close and Banish Humility for life!
MMMMMM..mmmmmm so close.. and now I accept my Banishment with honor!
Mantovani and his Orchestra …
The solution to Europe’s problems is to break out the fucking bazooka!
Just remember to call all your hedge buddies and tell ’em first.
“Take your Italian yields and put them on a hero. Dress that hero with extra virgin olive oil, herbs de provence and balsamic vinegar, then shove it up your ass.”
You should save brilliant lines such as this one and put them into a book. Your kids, their kids, etc will appreciate it for years to come.
It may work as a coffee table book for homes across the US and the world over.
I’d be ashamed if my kids read the crap I post here.
Are you sure they don’t? Why would you be ashamed? You’re putting out pure gold here.
My behavior and language is disgraceful.
I’d buy it
I haven’t accomplished enough to earn the right to write a book.
Bristol Palin (Sarah’s daughter) has already written her biography and the only thing she has ever accomplished is having a child out of wedlock and losing on Dancing With The Stars !
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uhhh … “biography” = AUTObiography !
A-game !
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Dudes.. get your noses out of The Fly’s asshole so he can get back to work.
was it darrel strawberry or dwight gooden who wrote an autobiography at 19 years old?
whomever it was, it was all downhill from there
You may be right, I’ll leave that to you to decide, although there are many who have clearly accomplished much less than you who have gone on to write books.
and those books are shit.
… you could always write a (fictional) novel using a pen name !
Stephen King wrote lots of stuff as “Richard Bachman” !
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title:how i became the godfather of the interwebs,while eating oatmeal
Please comment on Silver, SLV has been a frustrating position lately.
EXK looks fine.
Fly, Senator Jint said EXK can go to 20…what does your time machine say?
I hope you’re right. November was brutal.
Hey Fly,
If you want to check to salsa songs that have great intros, check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNpcYM4siZQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwMLX847Sc
Cheers
My wife is from South America. I am covered there.
It’s the sound of 6.2% going bye bye and the sound of the Fly’s laptop hitting the wall…
Wait for it….
Here it comes…
Drumroll please…….
Historical data has no pull in this market. The driving force is obviously Europe, and if they continue their track record of financial incompetency and ambiguity, Santa will drop 1,000 feet from his sled, taking the market with him.
The heater on your hot air balloon is low on fuel. Europe will revamp its auditing system and the world will be at peace watching Santa soar.
The only thing low on fuel is the engine running to find a viable solution to the European crisis. For that to happen, “hope” needs to transpire into reality. Why is the market not holding onto its gains today? Because nothing solid has been done to stabilize Europe. These 300+ point rallies that happen every so often because some leader from Europe says “we believe this” or “we hope that” is nothing more than an opportunity to set up shorts. Show me a real solution and I’ll be comfortable going long. Show me reality.
This “bear market bounce” is looking pathetic !!
Were you here yesterday?
Were you here for the last 2 weeks?
That being said – still think we get to 1220 on this bounce.. Then Obama is going to drop a nuke on Iran ..
I too enjoy tap dancing on flint rock covered in gasoline.
Best line ever…
I thought that sounded familiar, I said it!
http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2011/05/04/mission-accomplished/
Twice!
http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2011/05/05/notes-from-wnr-call/
Ahh I did rip you off. I apologize. It must have entered my feeble mind at one point and felt that it was my own idea.
I do frequently say at work when shit hits the fan, “In case of emergency gasoline may be used as a fire retardant.”
fwiw, looks like RENN is looking good here.
Did you plan on getting back in that one?
I think that was at least 1.5% I heard so far…
I also “hear something” …
I believe it’s the sound of thin ice … cracking !
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The only “cracking” going on is in the Cowboy locker room.
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OMG the sky is falling
I need to make enough cash to buy another house. But when the depression comes i will still loose everything.
Party till its 2012
S&P close above yesterdays high..throw us longs a frickin bone(r) here.