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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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IT’S TIME TO SALSA DANCE

Ladies and gentlemen, where the Turkey Gods failed you, the blades of Santa’s sleigh will deliver. The time has come to turn up the musica and dance on the faces of short sellers. They are everywhere, like a disease. You need to rout them out and smoke them (no Bush) for the sake of humanity. All of this talk of collapse has me sick to my stomach. On the eyes of Athena, this war hasn’t even begun.

Take your Italian yields and put them on a hero. Dress that hero with extra virgin olive oil, herbs de provence and balsamic vinegar, then shove it up your ass.

“The Fly” doesn’t like to worry about money. This shit should be automatic, like my car. I want to eat on my gold plated dishes in peace, without assholes like you zerohedging my breakfast.

Thus far, I’m up another 1.2% today, making that +6.2% over the past two days.

All of you clowns can fuck missile interceptors and solar panels for all I care.

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51 comments

  1. DJ Humble

    We will be negative by day’s end

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  2. jimmy_two_times

    Mantovani and his Orchestra …

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  3. Bald Ass Hank

    The solution to Europe’s problems is to break out the fucking bazooka!

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  4. MetalLeg

    “Take your Italian yields and put them on a hero. Dress that hero with extra virgin olive oil, herbs de provence and balsamic vinegar, then shove it up your ass.”

    You should save brilliant lines such as this one and put them into a book. Your kids, their kids, etc will appreciate it for years to come.

    It may work as a coffee table book for homes across the US and the world over.

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  5. GoodGreed

    Please comment on Silver, SLV has been a frustrating position lately.

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  6. The OG

    I hope you’re right. November was brutal.

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  7. JNROD

    Hey Fly,

    If you want to check to salsa songs that have great intros, check this out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNpcYM4siZQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZwMLX847Sc

    Cheers

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  8. I hear something

    It’s the sound of 6.2% going bye bye and the sound of the Fly’s laptop hitting the wall…

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  9. ViewFromAbove

    Historical data has no pull in this market. The driving force is obviously Europe, and if they continue their track record of financial incompetency and ambiguity, Santa will drop 1,000 feet from his sled, taking the market with him.

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    • ruggyup

      The heater on your hot air balloon is low on fuel. Europe will revamp its auditing system and the world will be at peace watching Santa soar.

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      • ViewFromAbove

        The only thing low on fuel is the engine running to find a viable solution to the European crisis. For that to happen, “hope” needs to transpire into reality. Why is the market not holding onto its gains today? Because nothing solid has been done to stabilize Europe. These 300+ point rallies that happen every so often because some leader from Europe says “we believe this” or “we hope that” is nothing more than an opportunity to set up shorts. Show me a real solution and I’ll be comfortable going long. Show me reality.

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  10. JB

    This “bear market bounce” is looking pathetic !!

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  11. Halfbloodpope

    I too enjoy tap dancing on flint rock covered in gasoline.

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  12. 4fl3x

    fwiw, looks like RENN is looking good here.

    Did you plan on getting back in that one?

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  13. I hear something

    I think that was at least 1.5% I heard so far…

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  14. alf44

    I also “hear something” …

    I believe it’s the sound of thin ice … cracking !

    .

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  15. spy007

    OMG the sky is falling

    I need to make enough cash to buy another house. But when the depression comes i will still loose everything.

    Party till its 2012

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  16. ALLPROz

    S&P close above yesterdays high..throw us longs a frickin bone(r) here.

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