Wall Streeters Go On Perverted Buying Spree

I know you want me to hate on this rally. I am simply going to deny your request and chalk up a big L for Admiral Fly of the SS Fucktard. My diabolical plan to make 30% for the year was going “swimmingly” until today. I’m gonna have to remix this shit, in order to catch up. Looking back, I’d take the same position 9 out 10 times. To be cautious, even short, was the high probability trade. All of you sea monkeys who nailed this rally got lucky. There was no skill involved, other than staying permanently bullish.

This is the grandest October rally since 1974. Betting on such probabilities is no different than a degenerate OTB guy betting his rent money on a pony. So you know, I harbor no regrets, only anger.

My intraday moves helped a great deal. I was supposed to go with Mrs. Fly to Short Hills mall, to escort her as she spends thousands of dollars–buying a gift for me (anniversary). However, as the Gods would have it, my youngest child decided to throw up all over the place, effectively anchoring me down for the day. It’s a good thing because my early sales of VXX and TZA saved me a lot of money. And, my TLT sale was timely too.

My purchases were much higher about an hour ago. But, for the most part, they are all up about anywhere from 1-6% from cost.

Again, the most likely scenario is a sell off tomorrow. This is just absurd. And, when we get it, I will sell the rest of my FUCKTARDED and woefully homosexual VXX position. It’s the electrical socket that I rather enjoy sticking my butter knife in, every so often. It’s an annual thing for me, losing a great sum of money in VXX. Following last years loss, I made back all of my losses, AND MORE, inside of a few short weeks.

Let’s see how perverted these Wall Streeters are, after all. With Turkey Day right around the corner, I bet they circle jerk until the cows come home.

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