You Are Cordially Invited
To a default party, featuring “the original butt-fuckers” Greece, with guest stars “The Idiots from Italy”, “The Pricks from Portugal” and the “Seahorses from Spain.” This party will be hosted by “The Fucking French” and “Gregarious Grenading Germans.”
If you care to attend this party, please buy Greek, Spanish, Italian and Portuguese 10 yr bonds.
Refreshments will be provided by those dogs, the Americans.
35 Responses to You Are Cordially Invited
And when EUR bombs, guess what happens to USD?
Really, it’s gonna be “Down & Deep” on the S&P (no XXX).
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Managing the economy is so very simple. Just alleviate the market downturns with inflation via massive dilution of USD.
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BTW, USD is about to bounce off the 200 day MA. I do believe a market head-fake is in order. Gold and silver will shoot straight up, only to get their ass handed to them.
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Ruff!
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Top hat and tails, or just “business formal”?
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In a party of this magnitude, have to go full tuxedo, like a gentleman. Straight black only, of course. Cumberbun is a must.
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“Cummerbund” & A game, please.
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Oh shit that was bad
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This post shows me that shorts are due for another butt fuckery.
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Before you’re banned, if the general sentiment has been bullish and you are fading Fly’s bearish stance, you are fading the faders?
Does that mean I should fade you to make money?
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BANNED
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Make sure to also buy lots of CDS aka useless insurance.
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What about the goatstacker being competing with the other goatie Cramer idiot in being uber bullish? http://ibankcoin.com/woodshedderblog/2011/10/23/technically-speaking-gotta-be-bullish-here/
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@Yaai – What part of Wood’s post didn’t you understand? It was an historical study of returns after closing above a certain moving average.
What does that have to do with Cramer?
Can you explain it to me? I’m confused. TIA.
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and banned(hopefully). cocksucker.
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Fly,
DOLE Food Company, take a look. It might fit your thesis.
It would be an honor to be the valet.
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Anybody going to short GMCR through earnings? NFLX, AMZN, and all else…lots of puts activity.
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At the default frolic I’ll miss the Swiss Swine.
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I will attend the butt fuckery party, wearing my rented tux, top hat and ivory tipped cain, I never returned them as I knew there will always be another occasion .
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The S&P should be valued at the 666 lows if not lower.
The polidicks have been busy trying to appease their banker overlords as well as keep 401K’s/housing prices inflated. It is folly.
In the end, all that QE is down the drain. Housing and stocks will revert to levels that existed before financial engineering and bullshit accounting practices took hold.
Wages will go down
Housing will go down
Stock markets will go down
Education (Bubble) will go down soon
Medical costs… Don’t get sick
If you have cash, there may be some real bargains a few years down the road.
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Are they going to be serving Goldschläger? Or do I have to bring my own bottle? Seems like the only thing worth drinking these days.
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yeah! other than buttfucking the greeks suck. gyro’s suck. fucking lamb hotdogs with a weak mayo spread. unibrows on the chicks too. fuck greece.
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Our next word is … “guacamole” !
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Would you please use it in a sentence ?
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“I enjoy a nice guacamole salad with tortilla chips and a top shelf margarita !”
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guacamole … G-U-A-C-A-M-O-L-E … guacamole !!!
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CORRECT !!!
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W-H-A-C-K–A–M-O-L-E
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Just a question. What’s not fake of Le Fly? His scalpel, or his posing as a Dr., or his annual 17% returns. I say it is 0% returns.
He probably hired a ghost writer to write for him.
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You Sir … need to correctly spell “guacamole” immediately …
… or, promptly … HIT THA BRICKS !!!
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are you talking about alf? that cocksucker is pushing a full ban. fuck him. still i want too kick a puppy everytime you post.
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… I’m pretty sure that I can spell AND use…
“too” … “to” … & … “two” … in a grammatically correct sentence !
Something your stupid ass apparently can not do !
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Bettin’ you can’t spell guacamole either !
BAN this fool !
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… perhaps I overreacted !
The thought of anyone “kicking a puppy” makes me insane !
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Dennis Kneale fondles cats
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The whole thing or just certain parts?
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Fly….One hell of a sale on a big chunk of your WNR on Monday You da man.
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“Shitstains from Spain” and “Goosestepping Germans” may be more appropriate.
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Shitspains and Krautwerst
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