artwork done by a certain Henry Fool
Okay, in all seriousness, I had to literally torture and threaten to commit heinous acts of arson in order to get this done for you guys. The IT department at iBC is dedicated towards refining trading algorithms– this side of retail has never seen before, for absurdly affordable prices. If you consider that for a moment, then consider how expensive it is to hire IT talent these days, you know that “Dr. Fly” is a regular FOXCONN slave-camp Overlord.
Having said that, we’ve been working on this project for months and it is a great addition to the site, a gift from me to you.
What the fuck is it, you ask?
It is your own blog, jackass. Honestly, I felt bad for you Peanut Gallery contributors. You were like orphans sleeping on a cardboard box on top of a lukewarm radiator.
Let’s get down to business.
This is what you get:
Your own blog.
Free hosting.
Free IT support.
Exposure to iBankCoin’s 1.5 million page views.
All blogs will auto-tweet on iBankCoin’s corporate Twitter account that has over 18,700 followers, in addition to the iBC Blogger Network account.
Last but not least, you get to blog alongside the BlogFather aka “The Fly” aka “The Baddest Fucking Blogger in the Western Hemisphere” (the Eastern Hemisphere isn’t worth shit).
Without a doubt, this is going to be a huge success for iBankCoin and the financial blogosphere as a whole. Moreover, if you have a blog elsewhere and desperately seek readers, feel free to share your content here and link back to your blog. “The Fly” is benevolent that way.
In summary, consider every blog coming out of The iBC Blogger Network a punch in the face to the degenerates over at Seeking Alpha and other untoward internet sites.
NOTE: Readers will be able to sort by page views, comments, stars, tweets etc. In other words, the cream will rise to the top, whilst the miscreants get laser beamed to the fucking face. Also, once per month, similar to the KOPG title, the executive committee for proper blogging at iBC will honor one of you with a “Featured Blogger of the Month” title, which will come with isolated front page exposure on iBC (this is an excessively great honor).
BEHOLD: The iBC Blogger Network
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Nice move. Aggregation! Seeking Alpha without the suck!
Excelling usage of quotes Fly.
I miss the Pistachio Gallery, tho my cardboard walls hung friendly flowers and candles for reading.
fuck SA. I hope this takes that shithole down.
Wow.. great work Fly. Good thinking.
At last I will rise to the top.
Can we post pictures? I have a picture of a topless Jake Gint washing his car I’d like to share.
WOW !!!
What a coincidence … so do I !!!
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jeesh… ibc blogs, ppt notes, 12631 pelican room, now the blog network…
It’s official. Now i will have no time to work at work ever again.
Y the fuck are futs elevating??
good stuff coming out from Europe
BS.. They will find a way to fuck this up..
futures up 0.5% across the board, WTF
“Strikes, tear gas and 120,000 tons of uncollected garbage on the streets of Athens accompanied the Greek parliament’s approval of more austerity measures, as Greek citizens’ tolerance of EU-mandated budget cuts was stretched to the breaking point.”Only going to get worse!!
What if you have been banned?
Alf,
I’m balls deep in -TZA. Please give me your assessment for the remainder of the week..
TIA
dude, I am going down in TZA with you !!!
Vegas,
Who tha fuck knows !!!
If ONLY I knew what was in store for tha rest of tha week !!!
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I will just say this !
For lack of a better descriptive … I am ALSO … ah hem … “balls deep” SHORT Tech (via TYP) … and …
I AM HUNKERED DOWN !!!
SHORTER … Than Verne Troyer !!!
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I am in full “Charlton Heston … from my cold dead hands” mode !!!
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US dollar is about to bounce off the 200-day moving average. The entire market is about to plummet.
http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=$USD&p=D&b=5&g=0&id=p75313052835
You will be a little more wealthier, friends. I will set my buy stop on TZA.
Note how the entire media machine has the world mentally set-up to expect impending disaster. Works for these insider fuckers who own the media, every time.
Very cool Fly.. I’m gonna sign up when I get a chance..
If you only knew..
In all seriousness, congrats Sir Fly and to all the IBC Bloggers and Tech Brains “behind the curtains” that pulled this off !
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I will watch with great interest as this new “avenue” for IBC evolves !
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I like the current set up for abuse.
Do you mean the streetsleuth network?
Real writers’ posts are being trumped by this robot…
http://www.objectivetrader.com/2011/10/time-to-load-more-miners.html
Miners & Metals are poised to rally more
Every blogger is a Doc? Looks like medical degrees are printed on the sidewalk.
THANK U FUCK U
The rally should continue but caution is 1254-1276.
http://www.objectivetrader.com/2011/10/why-bullish-.html#comments
hi there Dr Fly
is it okie that i have a ibankcoin blog?
i live in Singapore in Asia. hoping to share my thoughts…
Ian
you can have 2 blogs. one bullish and one bearish with a pseudonym so that you don’t have to risk urine sprayed on you like fly takes on his pate.
BANNED
Best chance for every moron to own a blog is virtually created by the FIP. May be now that every idiot’s wet dreams of writing will unfold enmasse like goats pooping pellets measured in kilograms, the previous ones like Coin thaler and woodpeeker will be premium writers whose articles will only available to paid sheeple? Ah…that’s a dreaded thought. Lol, we need to pay to read coin thaler? OMFG. Dennis Kneale will be circling jets on a revolving chair located in his grave with splits of laughter sprayed inside the organic mud.
woodshitter (goatie) + coin thaler (baldie) = cramer (goatbaldie)
What a fucking dillhole. Are you new?
Wood and Cain post valuable ideas/content every day. Even if you don’t agree with their conclusions, they are always thorough. If nothing else it should sharpen your own thinking. Though from the post above, I’m guessing that thinking isn’t high on your to-do list, coming somewhere after “move out of mom’s basement”
drivel
Maybe Neighbor Steve can post about the neighborhood activity.
Hey Hey Ho Ho
i don’t think i’d last 36 hours before getting banned
Does one have to read all these blogs? Can I have a blog of simple one-liners? My ADD doesn’t lend itself to a lot of coherent thought.
Wish I owned LNG yesterday.
No shit. Will it hold the big gains this time or sell off like every previous contract announcement?
Well … Happy Daze Are Here Again !
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This Market is Knuckin’ Futs !!!
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The Bears were frothing at the mouth yesterday excited about their one day’s gain.
Not so fast!
Those one day’s gains have quickly evaporated.
As for any goatfuckers who bought stocks yesterday, it turns out it wasn’t such a B-a-a-a-d decision after all.
The era of stock market blogs has already peaked, so you are a little late.
Whatever the number of stock market bloggers there are, there will be 50% less in 12 months, and 98% less in 36 months.
Is this post announcing the real business model of iBC???
Quint,
I agree. While I hope this venture is successful, what we need are fewer, better blogs; not an increase in uninformed opinion. Not more Newbies attempting to be “funny”. Spare me. We are drowning in that already. The few nuggets are buried deep in drivel.
Given the evidence of expected contribution quality, I propose to make a donation of monogrammed barf bags for all the new self-serving scribes.
Trade of the decade….
Short Stocktwits
Long Ibankcoin
Howard better step up his game and increase his offer to buy Ibankcoin. $4.5 million is a slap in the face imo. I wouldnt sell to him for a penny under $8 million.
StockTwits is like NFLX when it was trading at $304.79. We all saw what happened next.
Congrats Fly!
…personally I don’t write for free.. the pure glory of sharing the written word eludes me…if I go into starbucks they charge me for their java..I expect the same…