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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Going for a Spin

Okay, this market is on auto-wreck now, so I am going for a spin in my new coffin. As some of you know, I intend to be buried in a pineapple coffin when I perish, which will not happen for another 300-500 years from now. Nevertheless, I am a fanatical organizer, stemming from my wealth of knowledge derived from my community.

President Fly

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26 comments

  1. DJMarcus

    i want to be in a giant orange. want to make a fruit salad with me?

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  2. Taco

    Fly is chairman of the Bank of International Settlements (aka, God).

    Sorry about the market. I stayed away.

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  3. KCScott

    I wanna be put down in a Clam

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  4. 4fl3x

    So glad I hedged with Apple puts, what the cock is this shit.

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  5. Quint

    Too much SpongeBob???

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  6. discoordinated

    My FSLR short is finally workin out again. The solars deserve a a corn coffin.

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  7. noodle

    statement directed to all but fly :
    market closes up – tomorrow we go up
    market closes down – tomorrow we go down.

    don’t question the crystal ball.

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  8. The V.King

    The V.King will be thrown into the fire’s of Mordor since that is the only way to make sure he’s fully dead. That or shoved into Hillary Clinton’s womb…

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  9. BigMike

    If it wasn’t for tech, we’ll be down 250+ today. Wouldn’t be surprised at all for a late day surge.

    What the hell is going on with SINA?

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  10. JTU

    Slovakia has saved Europe!

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  11. JTU

    Back and fill! That’s what’s happenning today.
    Google’s results if better than expected will propel us forward tomorrow.

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