iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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CLAIM VICTORY

If you were up 16% prior to the collapse and now have a 10% gain post crash, book it and buy yourself something new.

As for me, I’m not done pushing the envelope. However, that might change with the tenor of the news.

You’ve already inserted your ironworks into the hearts of your foes. You have nothing more to prove, other than outer celestial supreme winship. But let’s face it, your DNA isn’t built for that. Please, leave that shit for SENOR TROPICANA, as it is his destiny to live large over all the little, itsy, bitsy brained plebbed out money managers. No one is better.

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38 comments

  1. The_Real_Hmmm

    Nice work, enjoy the vacation.

    I like the SixthSense picture on the front page. That shit seems cool but they need to work on the ergonomics.

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  2. dave

    Have fun with this. It may as well be gerbils cringing when Barney Frank walks into a pet shop.

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/is-this-the-best-picture-of-rep-michele-bachmann-eating-a-corn-dog-the-telegraph-could-find/

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  3. Kwame Brown

    I am too poor to go on vacations.

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  4. Testicules

    I suppose we should keep a closer eye on the Market pace overseas (appears to be fizzling a bit), if we see a sudden turn to the dark side?…take measurements of the new range…the currencies are not moving in “rally mode”.

    so far

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    • The Fly

      pullbacks should be expected. You cannot think everything down and everything up. There is room for moderation.

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  5. Homer

    The Fly is Jebus.

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  6. Cloris Leechman

    Have you no fear of the omnipresent DEATH CROSS?

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  7. jg

    when pageviews top 3000+
    buy with both hands
    that is all

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  8. Thomas

    The Fly is Stillmatic

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  9. Trading_Nymph

    Bulls really shot their wad on Monday…was a bit surprised they peaked that fast. oh well.

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  10. Raise Taxes, Cut Spending
    Raise Taxes, Cut Spending

    When these gyrations settle down we might start to pick up a pattern of where the markets are heading.

    Picture a future scenario where the role of Greece is played by the US and the role of Germany is played by China.

    However, there are interesting differences with many factors influencing the future.

    The US gets to choose the value of the currency that it uses to pay its debts.

    China is ruthless and doesn’t give a crap about anyone other than themselves.

    So it may be a toss-up.

    The world economy is under an enormous strain right now and something is bound to break.

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  11. Yabollox

    Oh, I thought it said, “Clam Victory.”

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  12. JakeGint

    What if you are up “and mooooooore?”

    Also, no one liked Nixon, least of all me, but forget Watergate… THIS is the reason he really should have been impeached!

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  13. razorsedge

    humm, interesting day so far. germanys numbers r less than stellar. uk inflation and current austerity measures r commin to roost, this may prove to be good for US equities, i hope!

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  14. dortmunder

    sir fly…sucky music will not make the market go higher!

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    • razorsedge

      hd numbers might,

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      • razorsedge

        wmt, numbers ? thought this might help. but as i look threw the hd no. seems they took share from loews, but not so sure its positive for overall economy

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        • drummerboy

          dont touch hd or wmt,and blowes is out of the question. their times are waning.their organic growth is nill.

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  15. lol

    why is Pawlenty dropping out already…. lol pansy

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    • JakeGint

      I think he realizes there can’t be two candidates from Minnesota (especially two candidates tthat don’t like each other).

      When his fellow Minnesotan — Bachmann– won the straw poll, I think he saw the writing on the wall.

      He was very milquetoasty, tho. We’ve had enough of that.

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  16. TraderCaddy

    Long SMH 29.62

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  17. riggedgame

    I don’t see any congratulations for the market call I made yesterday,
    when stocks closed on their highs (and I looked for 200 points down today).

    O ye of little faith!

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    • JakeGint

      Anyone w. a PPT account could see we were overbought yesterday.

      You are going to have to do bettern’ that.

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      • riggedgame

        Making the call at 3:58PM so that y’all could buy your TZA and jump into
        the FAZmobile before the close like I did, or grab positions in after-hours?

        Incidentally, I closed out half my TZA and FAZ positions about 10AM today,
        making 3 points on the former and 2 points on the latter.

        You couldn’t duplicate that without making TIMELY buys yesterday.

        What I will do with the remaining halves I have no idea.

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    • Yabollox

      Dude, you are so frickin’ smart!

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    • Bullish

      The Dow is down 60 points. WTF are you talking about?

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      • riggedgame

        It was down 130 earlier, and I TOLD you what to buy- FAZ and TZA,
        where you could have made 5% and 7% respectively, in a matter of hours.

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  18. Bullish

    Regarding, this guy named Perry in TX… I consider it treacherous or treasonous to call out Mr. Ben Bernanke.

    I am very nervous going into 2012 seeing that the only GOP people gaining any traction are complete nuts.

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    • riggedgame

      Anybody who wears shirts with the collars Slick Prick Rick wears is a fuckin’ dum-dum.

      Wherdee get those fuckin’ things, on the clearance rack at Dollar General?

      And the fuckin’ DYED EYBROWS. The guy must be a fag.

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