Dear Diary,
Today was almost a really fucked up day. The market got me real scared today, especially when it was up like a gazillion points early on. I was lucky to have some SRS, as the real estate stocks knifed lower because they fucking suck. I saw that criminal bankster, Jamie Dimon, bitch and whine to the other criminal Bernanke yesterday about regulations. If it was up to me, I’d cut their dicks off with a pet crocodile. It’s so amazing to see people buying stocks, like “HELLO you fucking asshole.” Geez, I suppose these people will all die when the next depression hits. No sweat off my brow. I will be fine because I have 10 years worth of dried food in my basement.
The internet was pretty boring today. Not even “The Fly” was around much. I wish that guy would just get hit by an old fashioned railroad or something. He can be such an asshole. If the market trades up, he will start bragging again about how his stupid time machine knew about this and so forth and so on. It’s so pathetically dicksucking that he gets away with these things.
My date went okay last night. But I am pretty sure she is going to break up with me. I don’t think she was impressed with my dried food collection and dinner at Perkins. She wanted to go to some asshole sushi place that costs like $90 per person. Fucking bitch. I guess she doesn’t read the news to know that Japan, largest exporter of sushi in the world, is one giant toxic dump. I say “no thanks” to cancer every time.
Anyway, I am going to cut out from work tomorrow. A few friends of mine are coordinating an anti-Monsanto rally tomorrow. Hopefully the market will just crash already and get done with it, so I can quit my stupid job and troll around the internet all day with my millions of dollars in the market. ROFL. A guy can dream.
Okay, got to run. My Mother and her asshole husband are coming over for dinner tonight. Guess who will be eating spaghetti and spit-meatballs?
Talk to you soon,
Samsonite
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not sure if I’m 1st, but that was fuggin funny. GN all, I’m feeling like sushi tonight.
ROFL
Holy crap, I just had a Buzz and Batch flashback.
June 10th
Ha– I knew it– just another low volume relief rally.
Don’t have a lot of time to post today, I’m helping my high school senior find a full time employment.
I saw on inflation.us that college is a bubble….I proved to him he will be more financially stable as a valet driver than wasting all that time and money on a degree.
Wow really tired…got a great night on TIVO…Meredith Whitney and Mohammed El Arian on CNBC.
Wondering if anyone on my twitterstream knows where I can find some farmland? This Nasem Taleb the Black Swan guy said that is where he is putting his worthless US dollars.
Note to self: See if Nasem Taleb is on twitter?
And CNN say its waste of thyme. Too much regurgutation and learnin theries insteed of practucle things. May bee you’re sun shuld becom an antroprenoor and start a silicone vally hi-tek companie.
http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/06/03/stephens.college/index.html
You are drifting into the arena of the unwell.
Spit meatballs? Lol
FIG
ROTFL
Good one Fly.
I am a money spending bear(especially when it comes to spending it on putang). I think you are talking about the gold bugs.
I am short and still made money today thanks to the shitty Euro and a selloff in treasuries.
When you spread yourself out and short several asset classes because they are all so stupid it’s hard to lose money.
Pretty weak close. Let me see 1250 on the S&P and I might start to cover a bit.
Bear’s still RULE for now!!!!! Your time machine has done nothing but flush money down the toilet the last few weeks:)
And you were really long I bet up until 5 weeks ago?
Yeah, this capitalist thingy is just soo stupid because there’s no such thing as creating wealth, right?
the meatheads in the neighborhood are praying for a Soylent Green collapse so their mere physical size, stored food (not in nitogen like real Apocalyptics), and small arms will make them revalent/dominate. No chance of such malarky actually coming to pass. All of us “Flys”, roaches,ants will still be around
Perkins – Classic. Thanks.
Perkins is delicious.
Not bad, but the real good stuff is the pecan waffles and the double order of hash browns smothered in onions served by the toothless, hairy, sweaty waitresses at Waffle House.
Waffle House rules. Especially at 3:00 AM.
Waffle House made the rules, all day, every day. Where else do they give mayonnaise with scrambled eggs? An’ jus good folks.
Nothing like Waffle House. I’m certain they took the design from the inside of a 1982 Amoco gas station bathroom and tossed in some some waitresses that couldn’t pass for townsfolk in The Hills Have Eyes.
Perkins sucks, sans the lemon pie
their silk pie is damn good too …
Man Samsonite ahs the Fly’s number !!!!
LOL
Keep buying the dip sheeple, we’ll need your capitulation sales for the push down to S&P 920.
Lol!!! awesome post. Keep em coming
Perkins? Come on, I go for the real grease at Denny’s.
And, you can usually find a hair or two in your grilled cheese.
How come nobody ever mentions Timmay anymore?
I bet they’re all over there on Slope now talking about Fly’s diary, lol.
You want Timmy?
http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/06/09/the-banking-emperor-has-no-clothes/
Keep pumping money into your beloved ponzi market Mr. Fly!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofqmWpXJZ8
Hey Fly
That sounds like Devil dog’s grandson. It’s really a modern version of the dog.
Sans references to FAZmobile
Diary of a Bullshitter: Buy Groupon, Buy LinkedIn, Buy Lehman, BTFD!
Mr. President?
Cheesiest car in Riyadhhh:
http://youtu.be/PJupNDIKkEk
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Translation: meccameccahighmecceahighneeho. meccameccahighmeccaDonnyHo.
And no one gets out alive before this pu pu platter is paid for.
Aloha, bitchezzzzzzzzzzz….
Shouldn’t you be hunting down a new gravatar that’s suitable for your new user name … THE CHINCHILLA?
PIMCO funds got crushed today. Bill Gross upped his stake in UST from 4% to 5%. The high yield closed-end funds dropped across the board from EV’s to Blackrock’s crap. Watch the PPT “Risk Appetite Index” from here on out.
http://bit.ly/iWl2zF
Thanks for the charts, a real eye opener…
PTTRX was down a penny.
Could care less about the idiots chasing higher yielded funds.
They get what they deserve when they buiy that dog shit.
ROFL.
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It’s been a good two years with nice returns but it’s late now and it’s time to reel it in and head for shore. Sure, you may be able to catch one more fish before teh sun goes down but it will be too small to keep…
I think Regan made us feel good as a country – and that is wonderful-but, in terms of economics, he was the biggest disaster that ever struck. Paul Tudor Jones 1990.
Don’t let the revisionists win.
Does this “revisionism” include changing the spelling of his name?
___________
No matter you spell it, the result is disaster.
okay hopefully ill get in tonight… thers prob been oversold reading??
the great bow tied one speaks
http://youtu.be/LeFEkvxokEs
This game is always about liquidity. Right now liquidity is being taken away (no QE3) so it’s time for a haircut.
The buy programs have clearly been changed to sell mode.
Two references to the dried food collection. Bravo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIqYqtR1lY
sound like someone from the yahoo qqq message board
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qftgfQ33jc&feature=related
I like “hit by an old fashioned railroad”. Too f’n funny.
nat gas to save economy,,,,,
futures red getting more red
its a grand illusion, just not a good one,
buying spy, fsys, gld, small pos
That’s exactly what I needed this morning. 🙂
First you let them vote, and now companies like LULU dominate the markets. OMG ROFL
Maybe we need a diary of bull shitter?
Damn, that TNA is screaming…
TNA…….ouch!
Embrace the horror!
Flys on your WNR? Try TNActin.
Into the funnel!
A message from Sir Fly via Twitter:
The_Real_Fly The_Real_Fly
I am dining at a fine breakfast eatery now. Please, do not update me on the market, else I will have to rip your heads off $$
Posted and recorded,
The Honorable clegger_2000
McSausages?
Fly……you going to buy more TNA?
The PPT registering extreme oversold at this point!
Chuckles. Thx Fly, needed a good laugh. Love this series. Look forward to more Samsonite diary entries.