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Not Out of the Woods Yet

I was out all day, partaking in things having to do with time machines and orbital space cannons. While I was out, I saw my portfolio shrink into the bell. This is classic bearshitter attack syndrome, infecting the mind of traders. We need more coke, if we are to make another run.

Having said that, I closed out the day +0.7%, making me a winner in 2 out of the last 3. Nevertheless, I have a lot of ground to make up and will not make any predictions until I see the limbs of my enemies being ripped from their torsos.

I am long stocks like WNR, CVI, OPEN, ATPG, OXY and CLF. I will be just fine in the long term. It’s the next three weeks I need to worry about.

Stay tuned for another diary entry of the bearshitter, Samsonite, tonight.

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7 comments

  1. The_Last_Puma_Punkanite
    The_Last_Puma_Punkanite

    Cartoon?….”The One-Minute Trade Diary”?

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  2. Alvari40

    The S&P is down -4% since the house Republicans took the debt ceiling vote on May 31st. In fact, the market has been down 6 of the 7 days since the vote. Prior to the vote, the market was up 4 days in a row. Coincidence?

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  3. The Fly

    Republicans are assholes

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  4. Bind Dead Aphid
    Bind Dead Aphid

    Market raised today (as predicted). Now the issue is whether it will continue up Friday and start tearing limbs, shattering bones, ripping cartelege and searing skin into next week.

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