Some are very good at explaining their ideas and methods, by example. It’s their gift of patience, greedy proclivities, or the fact that no one else will listen to them, that leads them to such a profession. Mind you, being a teacher is not a noble profession unless it’s done with good intentions. There are excellent teachers on this site, like ChessnWine, Ragin Cajun and Scott Bleier, who can walk you through ideas, like pissing in the breeze with ease. I, on the other hand, do not teach because I do not like to tell you anything.
It all started when I was a young boy, throwing 90mph fastballs at the heads of unsuspecting rivals. When I dropped the hook on them, making them swing and miss like school girls in the boys gyms class, they’d ponder how I learned to throw such a pitch. As far as I viewed it, it was none of their concern. As fate would have it, by senior year, my rotator cuff gave way, also leading to the birth of my quest towards financial wizardry. But, to be perfectly blunt with many of you (not all), I loathe the idea of teaching anything, for I feel as if my life is not complete. I realize this is a character flaw, which in turn keeps the fire in my stomach burning red hot. I can only tell you my habits and allow you to rent my financial tools (The PPT); but I am not ready to profess anything, as long as fuckers like DAVID TEPPER are out there banking billions through weak performance data.
In the world of twitter and smoke with mirrors, many claim to be the real deal. Being that I am mostly anonymous, I cannot pass judgement on the respective track records of any of my rival bloggers out there. However, I will tell you, emphatically, they are indeud dick suckers of the first order. Most of them have never held proper corporate employment and tend to live a very, shall I say, laissee faire life, sucking on twizzlers whilst declaring market wins. I am very sorry to tell you, your financial advice is unpolished and woefully inadequate, especially compared to the stuff published here on iBC.
If I was in your shoes, a Joe Public reader of sorts, I’d declare all other financial websites to be null and void, immediately, as their panache simply doesn’t match up to the Clam-like times we live in now. If I was you, I’d most certainly cancel any and all subscriptions held away from iBC and donate said soft dollars to Woodshedder, so that he too could celebrate Christmas this year.
In the big scheme of things, we’re all dipshits, some more than others. Everyone has an opinion, which most of the time is nothing more than a vote into a collective train of thought. There are very few out there who think outside of the cluster-fuck, if you know what I mean. I tend to abhor mankind, which is why I am able to outstrip you, every step of the way.
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I too abhor most of mankind, save for my many chitlins.
Great post Le Fly…..bring back Broker A and go Old school. Are you 40 yet? LOL
A quote from a T shirt = “The older I get, the better I was”.
What is it with all you males and your legendary stories of blowing fastballs by mostly clueless scholastic hitters. First checklist and now you.
What, you were going d1
Did I ever tell you the story the time some jackass hit back to back grand slams off me?
His third time up I literally pitched under hand to him, like a father pitching to his 2 year old daughter, and struck him out in three pitches.
That’ll learn him.
LOL, that was funny.
Guess you figured out he could hit your fastball.
I would insert the Go Scooter Go here, but that could ban me.
Love that story. Analogous to your post.
I just realized Burgess Meredith was The Penguin and The Printer’s Devil!
The printers devil is my favorite
Please tell the underhanded story. It has been a long time since we’ve been treated to An Important Matter of the Underhanded Softball Lob.
Burgess Meredith, Amherst ’44 (never got his diploma, tho)
RIP.
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I read other blogs to be reminded of the superiority here.
lol, got cut off.
best thing you said in this column was that you have a nice staff of blue chip bloggers who can show us the ropes.
Who needs an ace when you can go 5-men deep in the rotation here on ibank?
Duly noted.
uh… um…
yeah…
Best read on the interwebs. I don’t waste my time on other blogs. I have coin to bank.
While we are sharing, my greatest sports moment was destroying an opponent who (unfortunately for him) was skating up center ice with the puck and his head down. My team cheered like I just scored the game winner. Poor guy was in the locker room vomiting after the helped him off the ice.
As much as I love twitter, it sometimes make me wish we could time warp back to the early 1980’s. Back when the only way Tom, Dick or Harry had any info was to pick up the phone and ask his broker… for a small fee of course.
Nowadays, everyone is a financial genius. The best part is, when they are proven wrong, all they have to do is change their screen name and start over.
“In the big scheme of things, we’re all dipshits, some more than others.” Words to live by.
Dats it ia am sold tuning in everyday movin forward..no idea if flys pic r worth a damn ..but at da very least he has serious entertainment value.. Your newest fan is Meglodon!!
I dedicate this song to the Fly…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsEkhy7fGLw
You shoulda seen Moobs whiff. What a puss. And he was playing basketball.
i loved baseball too. i was a picture…the best thing i liked about pitching is that i felt in control..the batter had to guess what i was going to throw. i would do all sorts of things that looked looked like i was putting something on the ball, or i would just burn one on the inside and move them off the plate and they thought i was intentionally trying to hit them, maybe i was.. Because i was the best they were intimadated of me….i lost some of my speed with shoulder injuries too…but still could strike them out, and had them climbing the fence wanting to kill for smoking them in slow motion.
correction..i was a pitcher
It is hard to brag about past sports achievements after watching a freakin ball girl do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SqJz0NgnnE
star in an internet hoax, y’mean?
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Unfortunately, the video apparently is a subliminal Gatorade ad. The world is a less wonderful place.
Inauspicuous return.
But welcome back anyway.
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anybody watch 60 min,,about bp?
Yup… speechless.
was lookin at wnr,,,,,n thinkin
Please help me out here. I googled this and only found something from last year. Is this what you are referring to?
I have not done a thorough investigation of many other websites out there. Quite frankly, I don’t have the time, so by my actions I have declared other financial websites to be null and void.
Where else can you get a quick, essentially real-time, read on the market, from a guy who breathes this stuff? Seriously? NFWhere. That’s where. And done with style and humor.
I may take a ride on the weinermobile tomorrow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4A54p4vBtw&NR=1
did u see the volume at the close today,,,wnr?
I had it on mute.
lol
Some poor fool jumped in front of a train in New Brunswick, NJ and screwed up everyone’s trip home from NY city. He must not have been banking enough coin.
so i was on the track continplating,,should i jump, or stay, as the light drove into my eyes (must of been a led)i thought ,,, (seemed like forever,,) hey this is not gonna make me or brake me,,,there will be another train comming soon…so i decided,,,,you made so much so far why be greedy,,,i live to trade another day….plus my mom was callin,,,the street lights were on,,,;lol
plus,,,legx,,,22% in less than 2hrs,,,,bit me
Hey fucker, I had a great Christmas last year! However, if the dear reader would see to canceling all outside subscriptions and indeud piling those subs into the Power Dip, Christmas would most assuredly be a tad finer in 2011.
lol,, i will,,,
today,,,lexg was a gift,,, just got lucky,,, wish i would of played more,,,but i didnt,,,i look for pops, n news know one pays attention 2,,,as i sip martinis on my yatch,,,,with naked girls….
yacth,,,sorry
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From what I gather, one of those southern tornados wiped out your Xmas last year and you are still trying to recover. We will donate a great deal Towards this effort.
Rather, it was a great flock of vengeful emus.
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Yes Flyseph, forgot about that twister, what with all the White Lightening and chicken wings, my mind has gone to puddin’.
Jakey, your brethren says you need to visit Richmond town more often.
I probably would, if there were any bidness there. Maybe soon.
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A regular Ebeneezer you are.
No, I just dislike Richmond for a number of reasons.
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yikes r we havin fun yet, i greatful to the fly n senior woodshedder,,,,n tradingnymph mostly
Praise be to you!
Thank you Razor….Aussie (australian dollar) is on the coke that the Bears had shorting the banks tonight. The Clam is responsible for all of this, he was wrong about the housing bubble and he is wrong again…sad part is that he doesn’t care and will just deny it all tomorrow. US Dollar continues to fall.
Did anyone notice the big drop in China Market at the end of the day? UK GDP coming out shortly.
Cant have a bad gdp right before the royals big day
lol….yep, they had to keep it proper and inline.
Meanwhile, over in the house of “Winning!” — it’s just more free shit for the undeserving and unappreciative.
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i come not to bury cezar but to prase him, ftk,,,smokin,,,did a double but did not have faith,,,but have my own picks too,, im a fan and in awe,,,
you are weird
was at a local bar ,,was in the restroom, as i left a guy said most wash there hands,,,,i said,,,yea but i dont work here,,,
Yeh fly, you tell it like it is,rest are all ———————add word
What stock do I buy today to make money? I need monies for my bitches. Thank you in advance.
Your bitchez are spoz to bring you money…
Your WNR is getting Dick-Slapped today!
I am stunned in the headlights unable to trade out, so I will continue to hold and put this on the backburner for a while.
No stop loss?
Yeah, it was set at 16.20. Are you happy now?
Merciless circumcision
takin mass quanities of fuckitol
Yep, Cosmopolitian had an article that you should own Este Lauder versus WNR
I hope this is not a pump and dump story.
Ouch…this hurts!
anybody lookin at lexg? i bot n sold yesterday, was lookin for a pull back,,,,,,missed it,,,,
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