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Ending the Quarter in Style

To celebrate my 12% return for Q1 of 2011, I took my space rocket to the moon and took some footage to show you fuckers how it’s done.

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29 comments

  1. Insane Clown Gorilla Posse
    Insane Clown Gorilla Posse

    That is insane. But I’m being redundant here and now.

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  2. Dishobgyn

    How do you fuel yor rocket ship? Corn or nucular?

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  3. Marc David

    How was that ham sandwich dipped in chocolate sauce?

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  4. A Monkey with a Radioactive Cow Who Gives Glowie Milk
    A Monkey with a Radioactive Cow Who Gives Glowie Milk

    Bring me back a moon woman.

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    • The Monkey Police
      The Monkey Police

      Glad to see you’re back on your schtick without copyright infringements.

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      • A Monkey with a Radioactive Cow Who Gives Glowie Milk
        A Monkey with a Radioactive Cow Who Gives Glowie Milk

        Gotta give the people what they want, “A Monkey with Some Shit.”

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  5. surplusdroids

    Nicely done sir.

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  6. surplusdroids

    Am I seeing this correctly?

    Over half of today’s selling volume on the NYSE was in the last 15 minutes of the day.

    (comparing UVOL to DVOL.)

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  7. the Bull

    You clearly possess “The Secret”.

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  8. alphadawgg

    Congrats on a profitable quarter. ….and when do you plan to go public with iBC?

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    • Quint

      I’ll come out with a big target price for it. In the old days we used to make up valuation targets like MktCap/eyeballs, or Price/Click, or MktCap/Registered User….

      For IBC I’m thinking we’ll use MktCap/Derogatory Fly Comment or MktCap/Intelligent Blog Post

      Something that really shows how undervalued IBC is.

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  9. Biff Uppington

    I just chatted with Warren while we were playing online Bridge. He assures me that his “nice guy” persona is finished. And I quote… “Biffery, I am sick and tired of people thinking I am a goodie two-shoes.” Then I asked Warren what he meant by his statement. And I quote again… “Biffery, over the years I have assembled an army of Ninja Assassins that I will unleash upon Washington DC on April 1.

    He believes that no one will notice the entire US government is missing. I think he might be right.
    P.S.
    I hope all of you that criticized Warren like really sharp Tamahagane Steel.

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  10. TraderCaddy

    Looking at the video, I can now understand Fly’s fascination with Romanian goats. It does get lonely on the moon.

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  11. Hugh Hendry

    FIG

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  12. drummerboy

    damn boy,theys gots goats up thar……kudos on an excellent vid. all goat fuckers tape today no

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  13. ruggyup

    Goats, corn, nuclear. Mano, you indeud were singing, “It Must Have Been Moonglow”, slurping moonshine under the moonshine and mooning the morons here on Planet Moonshit.

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    • drummerboy

      planet moonshit, that ‘s great i like that term. you described it the best !

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  14. Jerky Lips

    Testing Testing

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  15. Cornholio

    I say we make a Fly Flag….. Planet Moonshit needs a boost of enlightenment………

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    • ruggyup

      Quite naturally it shall be emblazoned with spread crack. Pshaw! Speak I in error?

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  16. Goldie

    I knew that shit was fake

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  17. Donkey Dick

    If you just bought TNA on Dec 31, 2010 and held on until today you would be up 19.55%!
    Makes you wonder!

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  18. Mohammar Kidaffyduck
    Mohammar Kidaffyduck

    Following most esteemed McFly. I too made over 10% this quarter. With my amount of wealth, I can assure you it will buy plenty of weaponry.

    GLTA,

    -Moh

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