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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Radioactive Milk Tastes Good

I don’t care what you fuckers think or say: nuclear technology was gifted to us by space aliens and they forgot to tell us how to shut the fuckers off. It’s like we’re kids wearing big people suits, throwing sea water on space aged technology. The term “space aged” is a stupid one, by the way.

Corn is going bananas to the upside, as idiots with rakes fuck up the food chain. Let’s not forget how our government is explicitly trying to create a food crisis by allowing the ethanol mafia take control of the food supply. I am not exaggerating when I say these things, as corn is America’s #1 crop and is used for EVERYTHING. Inputs have to go up and you silly suckers will be paying more at the pump too. Oh, how I long for the day when gasoline is $10 per gallon. The streets will be empty of vagrants and only the rich will drive.

Driving, like corn, is a luxury, not a right.

I think it’s fair to say, and I mean this sincerely, our government has failed us on every level possible. Having said that, when are we going to march on DC and demand the resignation of every single member of Congress, to go along with Mr. President?

Into radioactive clouds and depleted uranium craters, I love me some MWW, WNR, WFT, OXY with a DAL hedge.

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46 comments

  1. Cornholio

    Go Green &
    Recycle Congress

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  2. Geoduck

    Grocery bags will be made of corn once the little plastic ones are all outlawed.

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  3. cardiffgiant

    Everyone except for the great Ron Paul!

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  4. rookie

    do you know how cc companies know a customer will be defaulting? once they stop paying their cable bill. take away the boob-tube and americans will rise up. our country is going down…. oh wait, gotta go american idol is on.

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    • The Fly

      lol. You’re all idiots.

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      • mrkcbill

        You know a recession is coming is when they start paying for Dominos pizza with $1 dollar bills and loose change. Really!

        Fuck that….$V will solve all the World’s problems …..Magic $V

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  5. The_Real_Hmmm

    How funny would it be if Obama hired U2 to perform in front of the masses on the White House lawn. Bernanke will take over guitar and be called “The Hedge.” Obviously they would be hired to play “Bloody Sunday” on repeat for months while people watched. Oh the symbolism would be “awesome and amazing.”

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  6. Quint

    Play Ball!

    Prediction: Yanks end the season 3 1/2 games behind Tampa & Baltimore.

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    • TraderCaddy

      I like the BoSox, Rays in a dogfight with a much improved Orioles right behind.
      Red Sox by 6 games over the Rays.
      Listening to Yankees game now.

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      • Quint

        Bosox are overspending, like the Yanks in the 80s, don’t think it pays off…once Hank Steinbrenner gets pissed and starts firing managers & coaches the Yanks will finally make the right moves for a new dynasty…it will be fun to watch Hank turn into George II.

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  7. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    “Driving, like corn, is a luxury, not a right.”

    I couldn’t agree more with the above statement….bravo sir fly, bravo.

    Now, i notice that my MWW is starting to run. I’d like to thank whomever created that little dip, which allowed me to buy even more.

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  8. bloomberg

    When I grow up I wanna be like Mr. Fly…

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  9. surplusdroids

    We will not be having any kind of revolution.
    In order to have revolution you will probably need 1 or more of the following things true.

    1.) no food in the grocery store for the majority of all americans.
    2.) no shelter for the majority of all americans.

    If man cannot eat or keep himself and his family warm at night. He will probably revolt. Either peacefully or violently.

    Until then..nobody “cares enough” to do anything reasonably sufficient.

    Our hyperactive dog-brains can’t handle it.

    If one mans account gains a few percent today or this week..revolution for that man is “off the table” and it’s back to ipads and steak dinners.

    We lost.

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  10. ruggyup

    Interesting Fly names. Whatever happened to X? EXK still looks tasty but WFT I dunno. Maybe a takeout by SDRL. Remember this, the next big play is in lng. Make it and move it.

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  11. Quint

    “when are we going to march on DC”…we’re too fat and lazy for that shit.

    Put solar panels on your roof, buy a Tesla roadster, and eat more fish – I’m running for Prez on this platform.

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    • ruggyup

      While you are at it, point those solar panels at the barbeque in Sept. when Raven and Ray are featured on the grill both served up by a gent in pinstripes . Very cool. And have a cuppa CBOU.

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  12. chris

    I marched on D.C. with the Tea Party. I’ve protested locally with the Tea Party. As large as the crowds were it could’ve and should’ve been larger. We gave it a shot to change things in November, and despite the efforts from a select few, it has been much ado about nothing. Enjoy the ride around the toilet bowl as your final salute to a once great liberty loving republic. It’s been fun. I sit atop a turd full of gold and silver whistling a tune with cement head.

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    • The Fly

      AHAHAHAHAHA. You’re an idiot if you think that will solve the problem. The GOP is the same as the Dems.

      Bring out the guillotines.

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      • chris

        At least I got off my ass and tried to be part of a solution as futile as it seems. I don’t disagree that both parties love big government. But I didn’t want to look my daughters in their eyes and say I did nothing when 10-20 years from now this country is broke and despot. Besides, you Wall Street fuckers are the ones that financed and voted for our Socialist in Chief. Now fix it.

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    • Quint

      You must be in shape as I can tell from your avatar – that’s why you marched.

      The Gov’t secretly funds the McDonalds dollar menu to keep the masses fat and stupid.

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  13. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I believe MWW wants me to be very wealthy. Good god if this jobs report comes out tomorrow at +1 Million strong i am flying to Vegas this weekend.

    OK, i really won’t be since i have two little babies and am effectively a prisoner in my own home, but i will do something.

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    • Bullish

      Mr Mom daytrader? Nice. Make the wife work, while you take care of the kids and bank coin. Not bad.

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx
        xxxHuggieBearxxx

        ho no no no i wish…i am let out of my cage on a daily “work furlough”.

        Some day, though…about 2 years from now i will go full time. Busy building up a capital base that even a monkey could trade and live off of first.

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  14. Trading Nymph

    Random Thought, Before we get our NFP, non farm payroll tomorrow. China will be releasing their TWO PMI’s, Purchasing Managers Index, One is from the Govt and the other is HBSC’s. NOW, I would not suggest in any way that the data was leaked…even though in the past they have gossiped like little girls about it. BUT did you notice how most of Asia was Green last night and Shanghai Comp was down, over 1% for most of the night…copper and banks leading it down. Just a Random Observation fwiw.

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  15. The_Real_Hmmm

    Let’s go to war on the unemployed. We obviously have bigger tanks than their, well, none. They’ll throw teeth and charged cards at our Army. After all, there’s nothing like the smell of no more palm reading in the morning. Problem solved. Zero unemployment. Economic utopia. Literally, More is less.

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    • The Fly

      People always say “America doesn’t make things anymore.” Bullshit. Go take a look at our tanks, bitch.

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      • The_Real_Hmmm

        And we have the best shit talking salesmen in the world. Look at Ford- they named a hybrid car that runs on dandelions the “Ford Fusion.” In reality they are decades behind everyone, etymologically speaking. Genius at work.

        I long to go to the fuel station and fill my car up with U235 rods (MOX in the rough areas). I’d get so many mpr and would refuse to pay car insurance. I was thinking this the same exact time as you tweeted it.

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  16. Abbie Hoffman

    Right on Brother. Hey Hey Ho Ho Obama has to go!!! 1,2,3,4 we don’t want you f’n war. Hell no, we won’t go. Fight the VD, Not the VC! oops, sorry wrong war. Obama lied. People died.

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  17. alaw35

    WNR gets no respect. The Rodney Dangerfield ( do you young guys even know who he is) of refiners. This is total BS that this stock is at 16.90. This should be at least at $18.50 and higher. I like EXK, NETL, MWW, MCZ as well.

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  18. Cascadian

    Even more than cable bills is the cell phone. Homeless drug addicted alcoholics begging for dollars at the freeway ramp will still have a cell phone. I volunteer at a detox center. They come in with cell phones in pocket.

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  19. A Monkey with the Radioactive Cow Who Gives Glowie Milk
    A Monkey with the Radioactive Cow Who Gives Glowie Milk

    WNR why is this sucking so bad?

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  20. ABAT

    whenever someone complains about a stock being down 1% they should be banned for life

    Fly, play this song

    Loca people – WTF

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    • A Monkey with the Radioactive Cow Who Gives Glowie Milk
      A Monkey with the Radioactive Cow Who Gives Glowie Milk

      How bout a nice glass of radioactive milk?

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  21. Mick

    obvious accumulation going on on WNR…. tso and vlo tanking WNR strong bid all day

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  22. Frog with Head Made from Cement
    Frog with Head Made from Cement

    If we fired Congress and the pres, what would we do then? Have another election, financed by the same corporations & other Special Interest Groups who pull the puppet strings of Congress and the president now? We would have to all band together and pledge to each other to vote only for candidates who do not accept a penny of Special Interest Group money.

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  23. aggiealum

    MWW, WFT, and WNR punching a bunch of moustaches off today…

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