iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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UFO Style Trading (fucking space rockets)

I sold out of KEG earlier, above $15. Now look at it. I sold out of MOS before the “fuck you, you’re dead” silencing. And, as you know, I sold out of AGU yesterday. You can’t fuck with me. I’m too fast and my space ship will vaporize your asses UFO style.

I’m large into shares of APC, CLR, BZ, ATPG, NGD and new addition AG. I am making so much fucking money (pause), my arms involuntarily punch strangers in the face when I walk the street.

Going into the weekend, I am liking silver the most. I own EXK and AG to represent my silver interests. There is some fucked up shit going on in the silver complex, all to do with rapid dollar depreciation. Do yourselves a favour [sic] and get some. Brother Jake has been trying to warn you, not so much different than his idol Al Gore warned you of melting ice.

Check this out, I am going to make so much money in AG (pause), I’m gonna take 1/100th of the proceeds to buy my very own ninja hitman.

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51 comments

  1. TheV.King

    V.King…..continue

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  2. drummerboy

    ninja hitman huh.gonna send him over to V kings’ lol

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  3. yabollox

    This is what happens when I go vacationing. I miss shit that’s happening. AGU sell it yesterday huh? Well, not that I found a computer I’m buying a little more! The O.C. is a fine place to be.

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  4. DownTick

    ROVI is being axe murdered today. Is this a buying op down here, fly?

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  5. clegger_2000

    I thought you already had a ninja pelican.

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  6. SteveTheNeighbor,Jr.
    SteveTheNeighbor,Jr.

    Uncle Fly. You can borrow my Ninja if you want. It is a Ninja Turtle named Leonardo. He is real bad.

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  7. Tx Slave Trader

    “Brother Jake has been trying to warn you, not so much different than his idol Al Gore warned you of melting ice.” – Where do you come up with this shit…lmao

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    • Jakegint

      He is quite evil, you know.

      _____

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      • Tx Slave Trader

        Oh by the way Jake, our local Global Warming Awareness group is hosting a viewing of Al Gore’s new film using a bio-diesel generator…if you want, I’ll send a pedi-cab to pick you up and you can join us for sprout sandwiches…

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  8. Trading_Nymph

    G20 is such a waste of time…yet, China is really swinging balls with Interest Rate Hike and RR increase in such a short period of time.

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    • heaterman

      I just wonder what is really going on behind the scenes between our Treasury dpt and China. Love to be a fly on that wall.

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      • Trading_Nymph

        China is not a fan at all of Timmy. I rather be a fly on the wall AFTER Timmy leaves the room, but I would have to be a fly that understood chinese.

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  9. bdubz

    Fly,

    Take a look at NBG. It’s going a lot higher.

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  10. Biff Uppington

    Fly… one of your rockets accidentally landed near my 1,000,000 acre estate. Please retrieve the scrap metal before the squirrels cut their feet.

    Thank you,
    Biff Uppington

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    • go2mars

      Aluminum-Lithium alloy with a niobium engine bell? You should keep it for scrap.

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    • drummerboy

      i guess the butler does’nt know how to do squirrel. he’s fired

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  11. Dr Fly

    Market went up despite AAPL. Yeah, fuck with this tape, lose your house.

    Have a good weekend.

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  12. jworthy

    reading this shit at an apple store.

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  13. Colonel von Ryan

    Those who cashed out their accounts, shorted the market and especially those that shorted silver, chuckling to themselves this afternoon thinking they are smarter than me, are puking in their toilet right now….

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    • Colonel von Ryan

      Oh, and I must give my due to Jake and The Fly, the masters of all that glitters…

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    • Short Silver

      You are some fucking genius!
      How can you bare to live amongst so many people with lesser IQ’s than you!
      Oh! Pardon me while I puke!

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  14. New Investor

    If this market is destined to go higher than wouldn’t you buy MOS and AGU on their pullbacks today?

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  15. Frog Wearing an African Tribal Mask
    Frog Wearing an African Tribal Mask

    Not if one expected sector rotation.

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    • New Investor

      What ever happened to milk the Farmer?
      What, we milk him for one week and then Fuck Em?

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      • Carsony

        Sometime you got to go on and take the money
        and run.. Before it takes yours.

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  16. Frog from a Space Ship
    Frog from a Space Ship

    New Investor, I have no opionion as to whether this is a brief pullback, or if it’s a longer-lasting sector rotation. If Fly doesn’t show up & read your question before he starts a new blog post, perhaps some chartist or fundamentalist will venture a guess.

    New Investor, you should become aware that when U ask a question on an Internet message board, most of us repliers, wise though we may try to sound, likely know less than you do about your question. Sounding wise on the Internets is far easier than banking coin in the markets.

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  17. checklist

    the speed at which trades are made here blinds me… and it is impressive. the speed amazes and impresses me, and I am willing to admit that IBC houses some talented folks. I do love it, even though I would have been, in ’11, far more interested in buying the living fuck out of the mortgage insurer dip than chase a fancy chart.

    kudos, and all y’all IBCers should have fine mild altering beverage and revel in your success tomorrow evening. dime

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  18. Debo

    The streets know.

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  19. flyaway18

    Fly or Jeremy:
    Tried accessing ibankcoin on my Berry as I have the past 2 years and a Fatal Error now pops up and tells me I need to fill out a “Bug” report? I have no problem accessing other web sites though. What happened?

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    • Bullish

      It’s probably because you have a blackberry. Trade up for an iPhone and you won’t have that issue. Problem solved.

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      • flyaway18

        No Bullish, it’ s not because I have a Blackberry as it’s worked fine for 2 years.
        Something just happened within the last 24 hours and I thought it was something specific to this website.
        I am not interested in Apple products, thank you.

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  20. Xmas Ninja

    I heard there was an opening for a ninja. I specialize in recovering stolen Xmas ornaments.

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  21. iBankCoin Human Resources Dept.
    iBankCoin Human Resources Dept.

    Xmas ninjas need not apply; but we are currently looking for a Thanksgiving ninja. So if you know anybody…

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  22. iBankCoin Human Resources Dept.
    iBankCoin Human Resources Dept.

    Thanksgiving Ninja,

    We did a background check, and there are like 7 violent felonies on your shit. Needless to say, this concerns us greatly. Could you please explain why there so few?

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    • flyaway18

      Most of his crimes are against turkeys who don’t want to ruffle any feathers?

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    • Po Pimp

      Allow me to assist. There are two types of Thanksgiving Ninjas. Good ones and famous ones. A good one will not have a large list of felonies as he is “uncatchable”.

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    • go2mars

      I can personally account for his Thanksgiving ninjaree. For the last 3 years, my cornucopia (in the middle of a crowded and thankful room) has been ransacked. The only clue as to what happened… a solitary turkey feather crassly stapled to a ninjina-services business card.

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