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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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H E A D S H O T

Fuck your vest. Today’s bullet is heading straight for your head. As that happens, “The Fly” will be burning his incense, making sacrifices to the stock Gods—things of that nature. You know, your regular run of the mill shit. Cold callers will be slapped in the face, profusely, with boiling hot slices of pizza. No matter how hot the pizza is served, it can always be hotter. I like my pizza to resemble a fucking volcano.

Ahead of the planting season, farmers will be returning to full applications of potash fertilizer, in order to maximize yields. Think about it. If you were a dumbass farmer, and shit, you’d be halfway retarded if you didn’t take advantage of these lofty grain levels. Based upon that assumption, I like POT, CF, SQM and MOS. There are ancillary plays worth a look. However, sometimes it makes sense to go with the obvious, instead of trying to get all cute and shit.

Stay focused here. I don’t want you to wander off, fucking around with goats. There is a lot of money to be made here. You just need to believe. Like organized religion, more specifically the immature innocence of believing in magical creators, to be invested (both mentally and physically) in this market, you need to have faith. Faith in the oddity and the surreal. Your text books mean nothing here, Sir, as we are writing new ones from scratch. The relationship between people and money is a very important one. Your happiness, in more ways than you could imagine, depends on it. Having said that, why the fuck would you visit any other website, other than iBankCoin? My competition can’t hold a candle to me, let alone shine my shoes. Those fuckers aren’t worth the marinara off my bread.

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23 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    Long and strong.

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  2. FrankWhite

    KILLING SPREE

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  3. Munchka

    Egypt is the ultimate Pyramid scheme

    How poetic – feel that daggar against your throat?

    Carry on …

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  4. FIG

    Overextended. Jordan is now getting nervous too.

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    • Heaterman

      I noticed this morning that China is now censoring news regarding the land of the Pharaoh’s..Contagion is the word on the minds of many dictators, strong men types and other two bit despots around the globe.
      Very good chance this could blow a lot of places up.

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  5. JakeGint

    I agree about the ad candles, fwiw.

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    • The Fly

      What the hell is an ad candle?

      That’s like me saying, I agree with the fish barrels.

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      • JakeGint

        I am not partial to the fish barrels. Too “briny.”

        My competition canโ€™t hold ad candle to m, let alone shine my shoes.

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      • Mr. President

        I’m with Jake on this one.

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        • The Fly

          FISH BARRELS

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          • mrkcbill

            LOL

            Fly you weave between milking the farmer and exploiting Chinese Social Media like like you have a space machine or something. In the rainman’s voice….Milk The Farmer….def def definatiley milk the farmer.

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  6. Dr Genius

    I dont care if this market is going up right now. I am booking profit right now and ask question later. When you have 9-10% of profit on your portfolio with just one month, you need to book profit first.

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  7. drummerboy

    gravy bread,i just got hungry.

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  8. Eric

    Hey fly, digging the website. You’ve got a certain edge about you. Vulger though, goodness. Hope your mom doesn’t read the website.

    I ponder the irony of a man who doesn’t believe in a creator of creation preaching faith. Seems everyone has unseen faith in something.

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    • The Fly

      Mom does not know about this nonsense. Don’t worry.

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      • JakeGint

        ‘Specially since she’d be more pissed about the atheism than the vulgarity.

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      • Fly's Mom

        Remember when I made this cake for you when you were a small tyke? Well, no more cake and no more pasta , and no more cannoli for you until you stop those bad words. This is not how we raised you so stop it or I will come over and wash your mouth out with soap.

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        • Fly's Mom

          Atheist? Grandpa Fly would grab you and force you to go to church and then over to confession.

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        • JakeGint

          Multo kudos on the impressive avatar “own-ship,” Neighbor Steve/etc.

          Much facility therein, very strong in the Force, are you.

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  9. Ward and June Cleaver
    Ward and June Cleaver

    We are humbled that the Egyptians demand more Leave It To Beaver reruns on State TV.

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  10. Juiceyfruit

    magical creators? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ™

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  11. Blind Read Ant

    “Your text books mean nothing here, Sir, as we are writing new ones from scratch. The relationship between people and money is a very important one. Your happiness, in more ways than you could imagine, depends on it.” I AM THE POPE consecrates you Saint Fly.

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