I bet you motherllamas thought we were going down today. Little did you know, “The Perfect Storm” was designed for you, in order to fleece you from all of your coin. Now that you are removed from your currency, “The Fly” swims in it, like some sort of lunatic cartoon duck.
So far, I’m up 1.28% intra-day, led by gains in TEX, PH, OXY, NILE and PWER. My position is one of perfection, tweaked by the finest hand in asset management. The basic structure of my portfolio is built to last for an eternity, AND MORE. The bottom line, as some under the influence of large quantities of cocaine like to say, you are outmatched and should retire from the business of managing money. Moreover, I find it to be reprehensible that you blog, so quit doing that too.
On a side note, I’m sitting here waiting for several of my stocks to launch, like rocket ships into space. Names like BORN, SFLY and FORM are fucking with your brains, feigning weakness in a strong tape. Go ahead and short them, see where it gets you.
BEHOLD and REJOICE for the ghouls, bears and sea urchins are being eliminated from the equation, as we speak. I will do my part, as always, to “correct” their rudeness and teach them what they need to be taught (no, I am not legally insane).
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I can’t believe FTK is at 6.50
I am sick. I bought it at $1.70 four months ago. Sold it at $2.80 thinking I made a killing. I could be independently wealthy in 4 months thanks to the Fly. Instead, I am having trouble eeking out gains on other stocks.
Sick I tell you, SICK!
ya well that shit happens so hold on longer next time and stop feeling sorry for yourself.
I FTK’d up on that one too.
I was in DAN at ~1.50 and CVGI even lower. Talk about sick.
And high we go!
Last day to buy stocks. Fair value SPX 1550 and not a dime less. Nothing, I repeat NOTHING can derail this rally.
Posts like this make me wonder how much hate-mail Senior LeFly receives. Are people just hating on you or something?
TIE is 13% higher from where I mentioned it a few days ago and CSIQ is like 25% larger, but much to my chagrin WFR is flat from where I got it.
I’ve been all Veruca Salt on this market not acting like some timid pickpocket (pardon the momentary WYNN hedge) but how does a semiconductor/solar wafer company with positive earnings and excellent growth barely move higher over their quarter on egregious bullishness in tech and solar?? #IWANTITALLGIVEITTOME
Do you want an Oompah Loompah, too?
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ugh, I friggin hate Oompah, loompah, Charlie, his chocolate factory (cocain front), his movies, his midget clown makeup candy diabetes….
I am grumpy, my little half turk baby kept me up most the night (still love him).
Just now he sharted on the couch during the one minute I had no blanket under him and it came out the diaper and yes ….the couch
Please, MORE details!
goddamn jake, its not even the 28th yet.
this market can only go up, you should have not doubted the bernak put this morning. this is a long / buy the dips market until POMO is over in june. until then i want my POMO-welfare to buy another car i don’t really need.
I strongly suspect AAPL is about to post a miss on ipad sales, for the second quarter in a row. Why else would they have started leaking ipad2 details in early december?
Will the street let them get away with the same mistake, in their same sector of business, 2 quarters in a row? I also cant understand how they expect to sell Iphone 4’s on verizon, when everyone is waiting for iphone5 in June.
Consumers have some fairly short term memories nowadays, but, not THAT short
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6DxaxuUJXQ
They always low ball themselves so they can “blow away” earnings. But, I agree, reading the boards..a lot of people are waiting for April release vs buying in December. The only IPads I have seen have been in the hands of old people thinking they are so cutting edge…but that is just me…
this IPad is the cat’s meow
I have two! They are very new-fangled!
I think you know what to do with that gun in your hand.
Weren’t you saying the BP disaster was going to be the end of the USA back in April?
bunch of over reacted fools, on the subject of aapl.
The Clam wins again.
buy with impunity
The Bernank has my back
HAHAHAHA I’m SO RICH
I don’t even no (sic) what i’m doing am just clickung buttins
Fly,
The market has been your samwich-making-bitch. Great to see iBC in the top 10 of financial blogs.
Carry on.
cree shit the bed and barfed in the shit
And then et it all.
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Somebody tell Maria on CNBC to take a breath and wipe up the puddle under her chair.
Something needs to be done about Timmay on Slope shorting GDX.
With regards to CREE, the company said after last Q it faced headwinds
and lowered its guidance for this Q.
So, I don’t get why people are surprised by this although vcutrader
pointed out Piper must have put out a positive note on the company recently.
Bears shit brix and Bulls rip titz
Has AAPL resumed trading yet ? Price check aisle 1 ?
Here is a thought on AAPL.
Int’l sales are now almost 65% of sales with a boatload in China.
China is tightening (as is Korea) to cool things down )(Shanghai market is sucky among the others like China A-Z shares or whatever).
Maybe AAPL has the best it will get for awhile.
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