I just got back from the worst haircut experience of my life, where this stupid bitch cut into my head as if I was a block of ham. I refrained, exhibiting great discipline, from making a scene, due to the presence of my children. Plus anyway, gentlemen do not bring negative attention to themselves, especially amongst the working class. She dug here comb into my scalp with great force and then cut my hair in such a way, one would surmise she was an escaped lunatic from my local asylum. Tonight I will pray for her quick extinction from this planet, vis a vis car bomb or some other form of egregious and untimely death. Trust me when I tell you, she is well deserving of execution.
As you could imagine, my mood has soured a great deal since my last post, so I will keep this simple and to the point.
AAPL and IBM beat numbers. The locomotive of “better than expected” is rolling downhill now, cutting off the arms and legs of those who get in its way. Dare I say, and I mean this with all of my black heart, this is the easiest tape to trade I have ever seen. Skip over the hard earnings plays, like CREE, and you have a printing press at your disposal.
I just framed my year end statement, highlighting my 875% (I started off the year with a little more than I originally thought. Hence, no 1,000%) return for last year. So you know, that was accomplished using only the algorithms and tools inside of The PPT, for personal use only. My clients endured the horrors of 60% gains, much to their delight. Thus far in 2011, my personal account is up just 2%, while managed accounts are up north of 3%. I am going with a blend of large cap industrials, tech and commodities. However, truth be told, my ideas change on a daily basis.
As time goes on, I realize I am wasting my talents by managing less than others, and jerking around on the internet, like a clown, for the amusement of others. I will never sell iBankCoin, mainly because it is mine and I do not need the money. So, essentially, I am imprisoned here, for an undetermined amount of time. Truth be told, all kidding aside, it is my passion to help others invest their money wisely. Within the next 6-9 month, we will be releasing PPT 2.0 (finally) with numerous additions that should bring it to the next level, in so many ways. And, if motivated, I would love to add another blogger to the mix, one who isn’t looking for handouts or get rich quick schemes. Remember, unlike other degenerate/disgusting blogs out there, authored by hucksters, we are gentlemen of the 3rd degree here at iBC. Never forget that.
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Hope you at least used the $5.00 off SuperCuts coupon.
V.King shall be that blogger…
Never.
I’m not familiar with that method of time…how about a vote…
+1.56% today and I’m 25% cash! APRI, ACOR and SATC. (the other junk I’m not mentioning)
drop me an email, a good friend of mine works in Bumble&Bumble, you’ll never go elsewhere.
Speaking of Jim Cramer….after all is said and done its hard for me to hate the guy. Good journalist.
Fly we all know your addiction to the internets is fuel for your little time machine…..freak.
Hell to the yeah on V.King bloggin…..I say let him Vidoelog!
Whatever happened to SpyderCrusher? I enjoyed his bloggs
He has gone to seek his fortune via hard work and nose to the grindstone type activities.
Horatio Alger, already gone West.
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Best of luck to Danny, seemed like a good guy and I enjoyed his blogs. I think you can still see what he is up to on Stocktwits.
Or was it Alger Hiss?
Does eating the spyder [sic] give new meaning to “The Fly wins again on all webs.”
It was actually Algernon, as in “Flowers for….”
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Yea, like that was win. Ohhh- maybe that’s what you subtly implied.
Any comments on bank releases this week? Are earnings filtered in? Any other earning stars rising in the 13th zodiac of the 21st century? I’d throw my hat in the blog ring, but for similar reasons that I’ve never settled down with any one woman, I’m not terribly faithful.
great haircuts at Angel’s, 70 & 1 st
Better yet, Mr. Lucky on 94th & 3rd. They even give you the massage with that contraption that vibrates you to shoulder orgasm.
Skip the massage chair, might turn out like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhtNJpdm8Ds
Perhaps you should go back to your Japanese barber?
http://ibankcoin.com/flyblog/2007/11/10/the-important-matter-of-japanese-barbers/
The only difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut is a week or two.
Maybe you should find a new blogger with a very friendly, yet sarcastic uplifting positive attitude… I’ll keep my eyes peeled for such an indiviual.
I didn’t even know the tabbed bloggers got paid!
Sorry about the bad haircut… I’ve gone as far as canceling all face to face contact with any non related human beings until it grew back.
look no further…fuck-o
I said uplifting, not weight lifting.
Ha! Touche!
I got my haircut today as well. As I have had the same stylist for over 7 years, and tip her well every time, it was a well-deserved 45 minutes of pure relaxation. Perhaps you should leave the kiddos at home next time.
Yeah, what the hell? Who takes their kids to the barber?
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Here I thought it was all a metaphor…
You’re most certainly correct TPD. Many aged children are crass to distinguish box seats from the “peanut gallary.” It’s much like opening a history book intended for an en masse chorus, while the contributing authors and editors, like conductors and ushers, re-author history. Leadership, class and setting example, as always, involves an immutable character trait the hoi polloi, by definition, can never begin to appreciate.
Forget haircuts.
It’s time for us all to grow long beards and print money like the bearded clam.
Who needs to blog or work when money is free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V.King for tabbed blogger!
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Congrats Fly. Most here see your 875% return as only braggadocio. I, however, know that it is reality. A treu master, you are.
How much leverage did you use on the 875% return account? 200% at times?
And more!
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I stopped reading at ‘hair dresser’.
Good sir, a gentlemen of your distinction do not visit the ‘hair dresser’. Gentlemen of distinction visit their favorite [BOLD/ITALICS] barber [BOLD/ITALICS]. Women and small children visit the ‘hair dresser.
I now return to read the rest of the blog
Speaking of Burning Corn Fields…. Beware the Thresher!!
(The bearish metaphors will continue until morale improves)
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funny,
I just got my hair cut on friday.
having a feeling that this could mean somthing. Like I’m or we about to lose money. haha
regards
chuck
Today was haircut day for me. All of us must be on some sort of synchronized schedule or somethin’.
That’s like the old birthday trope… if you get some 10 people in a room, their having a birthday on the same day (one pair) is not that much of a stretch.
If you figure everyone gets their hair cut around once a month, and given how many of us attend this blog (I got my hair cut last Wednesday), it’s not that huge of a coincidence.
Fly and I share a birthday, btw.
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I got my haircut today too. On a 3 week schedule.
My hairstylist has a great ass, nice perky teats, blond hair and full pouty lips to boot. Dare I say, she could give me a pineapple top hairstyle and I’d smile and just say ‘thank you’.
….and I’d never bring my kids with me to get my haircut.
Just sayimg….
Several year ago I had one of those haircuts, which I still remember quite clearly. It seems that intense pain is memorable. My haircutter was trimming the back of my neck with an electric razor with such force that I thought ‘I’ve got to be bleeding’. I was a fraction of a second from telling her to stop. Just then, she eased up. As is my style, I did not let on that there was the slightest discomfort. But she may have gotten some satisfaction since my tip reflected her kind service.
I figured she was mad at men that day and was taking it out on me. Not my fault or my f’in problem. Go home and kick your dog or something; don’t take it out on me.
CREE got the worst haircut today.
CREE got a haircut like the old Cree used to give out… scalped, avec tomohawk.
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False. In Montana Chief Blinking Light stepped aside and Siouxed [sic] those infringing bastards. Much to their enjoyment they got custer’d.
Why do you even go out for a hair cut? Seriously, at this point is it treuly (sic) to entertain your brood or rather that you don’t have anyone you trust to trim your egregious hairs daily? Living in the Hampton’s should afford you the ability to have a daily trimming. Is it that you have yet to treuly (sic) achieve, yet you delight in making other’s think that you have? You, after all your egregious acclaims, think that we, your readers, will believe that you go OUT for a cut of your hairs? Please do not make this mistake again. From now on, I expect THE FLY to have on staff, a personal hygiene assistant.
Indeud. That’s it. Nothing more to be said.
Fly, what is the max leverage and average leverage you used to get the 875% return in your personal account? Are we talking 400%? 200%? Just curious.
250% all year
fuck that.try going to the doctor, and when the “nurse” draws blood, sticks the needle into my arm….. AND MISSES THE FUCKING VEIN! fuckin beeotch,she smiles and starts apologizing profusely,at first, i didnt notice anything,well let me tell ya. i woke up in the middle of the night,sat. morn,and thought ,now i know why she kept saying sorry to me because my arm felt like a hammer was banging dead center on the elbow. these, or this bitch never thought in a million years that i would walk into that fucking office come monday morning with both guns a blazin,and thats exactly what i did,i kindly waited till everyone was gone in the waiting room………what fucking bullshit,another doctor was there,this asshole trys to say,”did you fall”, now i’m getting real hot under collar,he says take off your shirt,dude, i cant take off my shirt, i cant use my arm, because your fucking nurse missed my vein,your a doctor, you know damn fucking well what happens after that,so i slammed open the door in the exam room and started to storm out of there,so they come running out after me trying to give me a script for penicillin,i crumpled the script and threw it back at the doctor,and said you fucking pay for it. and all this time, mama’s out in the hallway near the elevator and knows better to be in the same room with me when i’m calling some mother fucker out………….i dont give a fuck who it is. you fucked up royaly.did they not think that i wasnt gonna bitch……..
Three words:
Anger Management Therapy
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you go get stuck in the arm incorrectly by people who are supposed to professionally trained.or better yet,let me take a ball pene hammer and strike your elbow as hard as i can. for the last 3 days jake,you have been on edge.even an idiot like me can notice it in your writting….or should i say spooging……..somebody pissed in your fuckin wheaties a couple of days ago.
Is it any wonder why there is a shortage of healthcare professionals? A good friend of mine just left a private practice to go work for a clinical trials because of jackasses like you.
Everyone knows more than the nurses/doctors. lol
Latest conspiracy thoughts (close to home for me):
http://www.financialpost.com/cash+sands/3675309/story.html
Wow, that is some seriously creepy shit.
Hard to tell if this is just retarded liberal organizations doing a blanket “carbon-free North America” dance, or if there are serious economic interests (read Soros, etc.) that are trying to block inexpensive petroleum delivery to the U.S.
You know what the cynic in me says…. (gas at $3.13 a gallon at my local this morning).
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I’d like to see a humourous blogger who is an expert on the fundamentals of a given sector. An oil and gas / energy sector blogger would be most useful to me. But I would only check in if they lambaste me with hilarious cultural references, incisive commentary, and some other unusual quirk. Good help is so hard to find! Are you still out there Guppyworldwide?
My exact sentiments
Hey Jake! How’s it hanging? Been working overtime here.
Fly, go with an Asian dude to cut hair. They ask what ya want, and do the best to please, never met one that was, well, you know, light in the loafers. They do good work. You can lodge a complaint with the beauticians state licensing board.
Well, have a good day today, I’ll be workin late again, yahoo!