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The Perfect Storm

Yes, indeud, let the cliches fly. Not only is AAPL getting tea bagged today; but so it C. The big dumb bank missed earnings, mainly because their management staff are dumb dick-suckers. Ahead of AAPL’s and IBM’s earnings, the market is set to decline, amidst a flurry of mass carnage and confusion, produced on an industrial scale, pleasing those who jerk off at burials aka “bearshitters.”

It is unfortunate that I must sled downhill today, being fully invested without checks and most certainly without balances.

On a side note, I can’t help but wish a speedy recovery for Steve Jobs. I know it’s uncharacteristic of me to wish anyone well, let alone some jackass CEO. But Mr. Jobs has greatly helped improve the quality of my life through his products. AAPL has literally changed my life, as well as the lives of many of you goat milkers.

Into today’s tape, I find myself standing on a small raft, in the middle of the ocean, pissing into the oncoming waves.

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16 comments

  1. drummerboy

    it is the perfect storm…..fig motherfucker

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  2. JakeGint

    The futes are still green, I don’t know what you are quailing on about…

    And this:

    But Mr. Jobs has greatly helped improve the quality of my life through his products. AAPL has literally changed my life, as well as the lives of many of you goat milkers.

    I had to rub my eyes a little after that one…

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  3. t

    So, what you’re saying is you’re pissing all over yourself. Still trying to figure out why anyone listens to you, you stupid cocksucker.

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    • JakeGint

      Why don’t you just ban yourself, so Jeremy doesn’t have to get out of bed early on a cold Minner-soder (sic) morning?

      When will the dimwits that pull this kind of posting clown act ever realize they are the equivalent of the sad old man in a trenchcoat, flashing the playground?

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      • The Fly

        I like your analogy. But his mother is still a whore.

        As you were.

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        • Blind Read Ant

          M. Fly. Better News: Her SCHEDULE C does show she fucks Peter, Paul, John and Juan to pay Uncle Sam.

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    • The Fly

      Your mother is a whore.

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  4. TMoe

    C posts a profit with declining revenues? What bullshit! releasing reserves to post a profit, what a shell game

    Fuck the banks and their bullshit cooking of the books, especially citi and BAC

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  5. Cascadian

    Just don’t piss into the wind. And don’t sword fight with Zorro.

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    • Po Pimp

      Rules to live by:
      1) Don’t spit in the wind
      2) Don’t piss uphill
      3) Don’t eat yellow snow

      Follow those and you’re good to go.

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  6. gappingandyapping

    No worries Fly the market will never be down again.

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