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The Important Matter of Japanese Barbers

Just in case you were wondering, I fired my Japanese barber yesterday.

First of all, God forbid I am 5 minutes late– the fucker cancels my appointment. While it’s true, he is a Picasso with the scissors, fuck that. “The Fly” is far too busy and callous, than to arrive at a barbershop on time.

Secondly, that fucker raises his prices–every damn time I’m there. Albeit, we are talking small numbers– 5 bucks here, 10 bucks there. Still, it was getting ridiculous.

So, following yesterday’s hair cut, I asked him, despite the fact he doesn’t speak any English, “what are you using light sweet crude to grease those scissors?” I queried why his prices go up 5 bucks– everytime I visit. However, all he did was nod– because he had no fucking idea what I was saying. So, I said fuck it– and paid the man his inflated, oil adjusted, prices.

I’m sure he would make a great business partner for my Chinese food guy. Couple of assholes they are.

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4 comments

  1. largebill

    Fly,

    You should seriously consider deleting this post. It threatens to wipe out your claims to manhood. Broads make appointments to get their hair done. Guys just go to a barber unannounced and get their hair cut when it needs it and would never consider going to a place that charges hair stylist prices (ie: price only a woman would be crazy enough to pay).

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