I will be in an out of the office today, partaking in “unforeseen events.” The market is doing exactly what I didn’t think it shouldn’t do. While you try to figure that out, always remember, Larry Kudlow is actually an old fashioned Goldman Sachs permabull trading robot. You didn’t think he was actually….never mind.
Market up, gold up, oil up, dollar down and treasuries up!!?!! Color me skeptical.
More later.
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Jake
Nothing lasts forever.
You lie.
Actually, ben will force you losers into the dollar by tanking stocks.
Fyi: sugar tanking again
Ben wants Dollar to go down that’s why rates are gonna be “exceptionally low for an extended period”
I am loading the boat with GLD, SLV, and UDN.
I can’t lose becuz I have the Bernanke put and Goldman robotz on my side. Bernanke has my back! BUY BUY BUY!
Pessimiat,
Ate you saying your sunday bath consists of to the rt and then to the lt and then fwap fwap?
Ssti ftw!
Is there still life in the SSTI trade?
Call me perplexed
Tiger back for the Masters. All is well.
unforeseen events
does this involve the time machine?
You must have not received the memo: the market is never ever going down again. NEVER. New highs at least twice a week from here on in.
DOW 100,000 by August 2010. DOW 1,000,000 by AUGUST 2011.
Look for a reversal come 2:15 pm………”Under a Blood Red Skyyyyyy”
Seems too obvious, doesn’t it?
Pump to 1155, dump to 1135 at 2:20 PM and close at 1150. That’s my “forecast”.
Fed days have a bullish bias, even in overbought markets.
Don’t forget, “silver UP!”
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Yes…….Eating Shit Right Now……I’ll avg in sub $4 in ZSL…….I’m not done with that yet.
You might want to have a discussion w. Huggie Bear about butane lighters and flammable liquids, etc.
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My recommendation is to not wrap yourself in a nice flannel blanket, douse yourself in flammable accelerants, and then play with butane lighters.
While i will admit it has a certain appeal, the outcome is not in doubt and will surely be painful.
Headed to the hospital for emergency to repair damage this market has done to my vital instruments. Be back later.
Ye sprained yer giblets??
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More like repeated uppercuts to them on a daily basis
Glad someone is there to sell me shares.
Tiger Woods to play at Masters in April: reports
Crude rallies 2.5% after S&P affirms Greece rating
Of course oil should rally with a Greek bailout and Tiger’s return….it all makes perfect sense
You all read like a big circle jerk. All together now to the right. Ok now to the left. fwap fwap
in quantifiable language, two negatives do not make a positive. let us continue this adverb+verb fiction.
The girlfriend strangler!
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Color me skeptical.
Dunno why. You yourself, at the apex of the Greek/Euro worries said to someone that we had the fastest printing presses in the Western world.
DXY = $79.78 as of 12:02 pm.
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If you guys want, I can enter a few long positions in the market. That will surely turn the market trend. Always does. My broker seems to use my trades as a contrarian indicator for the big boys.
Plan –as I have heard it — is to drive market up to point that everyone is making money by being in the market. No more bearshitters — a new Age is upon us kind of shit will appear in the media. Then the central bankers kick the legs out from the USD and the market tanks overnight and a bank holiday is declared so no one can move their money. Then they get their new world currency afterall. Another piece of fiat crap that is more manipulated than the USD.
That is the plan.
two things —
1) They already have the perfect fiat in the USD, why confuse things?
2) The USD is already dropping here, and that’s causing the market to rise, not go down.
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Jake — I would agree with you except that the G7 and G20 and Bilderberg meetings have been discussing the details for some time already. They don’t want the USD anymore. It’s pretty clear. The SDR’s are the first stage toward creating a world reserve currency. Google “Bancor” sometime.
Also, once you get acquainted with the UN’s Agenda 21, you soon realize part of the overall plan is to remove US middle class wealth and hand it over to 1) other countries, or 2) central bankers. The best way to do that is to sink the USD and then replace it.
Don’t bet on it. Wars are fought to preserve us dollar hegemony.
Man I love that picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger, it sort of reminds me of the immortal Arnie prank calls! What do you think of the Lehman Bros. executives possibly facing criminal charges?
Everything goes up except the Dollar. It is called a massive Tsunami of liquidity from Helicopter Ben. Hyperinflation Here We Come!!!
The Dollar will go down FOREVER until it reaches zero! Ben will make sure of that.
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin’ for to carry me home;
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Comin’ for to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan,
And WHAT did I see,
Comin’ for to carry me home,
A band of angels comin’ after me,
Comin’ for to carry me home.
If you get there before I do,
Comin’ for to carry me home,
Tell all my friends I’m comin’ too,
Comin’ for to carry me home.
ROFLMAO.
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I am afeared that the dollar long trade is heating up!
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All hands on deck! DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
I appreciate people that go against the trend
Someone need to take the other side of my trades
How about a late day rally? Feels plastic.
CAD to print over a buck.
oil does not fall on that.
J, in regards to your last post. I am fully on board with USEC’s ability to get the loan guarantee. There is no choice for the US now but to spend whatever we have left on nuclear technology for the future. The one I like more than USU is ES however. Take a close look at that one and tell me why it isn’t over $10 already after the huge deal they announced last week. The reason is simple, and it is all available on the SEC website. Good luck in your trading. If you want a gold alternative, use NG, otherwise, ES or USU are the best trades right now.
The “Bearded Clam” tells us what we already know…..Thanks Clam!
I wonder what the V.King is doing right now? Oh maybe selling half his MU position…
America Fuck Yeah….I have another 25,000 at 10.85…come get some.
Please stop reading this post UNLESS you are Jake Gint. Thank you……..Hey Jake I know you’re stirring the cocktails while Senior Fly is away and you’re doing a heck of a job by the way. Anyway I think it’s time we turn this mutha out, you know Hamma Time. Let’s get me some “Tabbed Blogger” status…..
V.King