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Dollar Slaves Step to the Side

“The Fly” has a prior engagement, so I am the fuck out of here.

I thought the “dollar slaves” could muster the courage to trade against the grain; but they’re not ready yet. Nevertheless, the markets response to dollar strength is relatively muted. As an aside, the people who wear burlap sacks to work sold banks with great vigor, based upon the certainty of dilution, as banks raise capital to get out from under TARP. This is a natural market reaction. Do not read more into it.

As of 3:33pm, most of my stocks are green. Thankfully, the few that are down are not really down at all. They’re just playing around and shit, bobbing as I weave.

Essentially, life is all about kicking your neighbor in the nuts when he least expects it. With that motif in mind, I intend on kicking you square in the nuts when you expect it most.

Top picks: you know what they are, so fuck off.

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18 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. TheArtist

    “SteveTheNeighbor”
    I reckon you are warned….

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  3. ZenProfit

    I missed the old Fly. So glad he is back.

    My Christmas Wish has been fulfilled. Early.

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  4. JakeGint

    Is this two in a row from the Obama clone on the muzak selection?

    __________

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  5. The Big Ragu

    Fly so sorry your taste in music isn’t as good as your stock picking

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    • mrsbuttons

      hear hear, shoudl stick to the Chairman, Chet Baker (hell even Ginger Baker hahaha) not really sure what that other kiddy litter shit is..

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  6. Dr Fly

    He looks exactly like obama, uncanny.

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    • JakeGint

      I figure “musical talent” wasn’t exactly his first selling point when the Boys 2 Men manager was considering him for a contract.

      Seriously, awfully unlistenable.

      Like someone beat Usher with a stick and left him babbling incoherently on a curb somewhere.
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    • DPeezy

      Drake has his moments.
      “Forever” featuring Kanye, Em, & Weezy is fucking jam.

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  7. sysin3

    You watching the wrong thing, Fly.

    Market trades with EURJPY these days.

    Hell, I don’t know why, but it do.

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  8. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  9. Random_Punk

    I sold the dollar short this morning….then I took my cash and ran…

    I’ll be back

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  10. Dr Fly

    Discussing rap with jake is like discussing reason with russian politicians.

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  11. SteveTheNeighbor

    Not to worry. I am wearing the kind of cup worn by Hockey goalies. Fly, Jr. warned me about his Dad and Steve, Jr. gave it to me for Hanukkah.

    http://www.timberwoof.com/jockwoof/cups/jofa.html

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  12. YaBollox

    How very appropriate. Hanukkah is giving of small gifts.

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  13. xena

    I love the Fly and Mrs. Fly is one lucky woman.

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