It’s official. Before 2009 ends, “Santa Fly’s” biggest position will be Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] . The trend is undeniable and the technology is second to none: America loves “The K-Cup,” despite what you blue collar fuckers say inside of filthy Dunkin’ Donut hell holes.
The eps estimates are wayyyy too low, considering they (GMCR) make the hottest electronic device in America, aside from the Apple Inc. [[AAPL]] line of products, and control the supply of coffee, via Tulley’s, Green Mountain brands and now [[DDRX]] —all owned or soon to be owned by the makers of the Keurig.
Retail sales are on the mend, people; America wants their fucking coffee served fresh—fuckface. It’s the perfect gift, aside from The PPT (naturally).
On a separate note, foreign markets are ripping higher this evening, as people remember that those fuckers from Dubai really are rich, especially their brothers in UAE. Oh, by the way, The PPT told you to buy on Friday.
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