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Get Drunk; Buy Stocks

Shorts in a bit of a murderhole here.

Bowling balls everywhere.

UPDATE
: I bought 20,000 LVLT @ $1.04.

UPDATE II: I sold out of CRR @ $34.20

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28 comments

  1. Some Dude

    Indeed and prolly pissed every morning waking up saying “today is going to be the day” and going to bed poorer.

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  2. the prof

    18 emini’s short at the moment…

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  3. Mushroomz

    Hey bears, your FAZ cream cone is melting. Eat it in the shade, it will melt slower.

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  4. barney frank

    go ahead buy stocks you fuckin capitalist pigs. you’re are on borrowed time.. my boyfriends just put some dynamite underneath the financial sector…

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  5. uh-oh

    whoooaaat? market can go down? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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  6. Poof…

    Your bullshit short squeeze is history

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3214/2774294307_f969f57b03.jpg

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  7. real bawney fwank
    real bawney fwank

    boom! your banks are gone!

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  8. real bawney fwank
    real bawney fwank

    and your bullshit penny stocks gone too!

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  9. Mo

    Thanks for marking the top again Fly

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  10. GA

    It’s never too late to increase your FAZ positions…

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  11. fuck mo

    it was’nt The Fly that marked the top. It was bawney fwank that marked the top.

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  12. Goldie

    The Murderhole is for bulltards only. This BEAR market rally will be R.I.P. by friday.

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  13. the prof

    3850.00 to Democracy Now… Not to worry folks, your money is going to good use.

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  14. Sure

    Does a wet fish handshake come with your flip-floppin’?

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  15. listen to chart addict
    listen to chart addict

    Fly has lost his mind. Please move Chart Addict to the #1 tab.

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  16. Aristotle

    Hark, I hear a swirling, whirling sucking sound, drawing bulls into the vortex!

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  17. TraderCaddy

    At least you have to admit that Fly believes in free speech, otherwise half of these comments would never appear (except for the occasional banning).
    Gotta give him credit for hanging out the dirty laundry and then taking taking the abuse.

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  18. the 138th congress
    the 138th congress

    all your monies belongs to us

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  19. Woodshedder

    This is a murderhole for longs.

    Get in the funnel!!!

    That breeze use just felt was the rug being pulled out from under your positions!

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  20. bawney

    to TraderCaddy: thats because he hopes to collect $2 one-day subscription fees

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  21. Jim McGreevey

    Barney Fwank cum here, you slut! I divorced Dina and have free time. Baby long time!

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  22. CAP

    Lets have a Coup D’etat and replace Fly with JakeGint or someone saner who doesn’t recommend penny stocks after the market as a whole is up 30% in 6 weeks.

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  23. Goldie

    Yesterday I said the BEARS need to defend the 5 day M/A on the $SPX. Well done my fellow BEARS!! Tomorrow is going to be fucking bloooooody!!!

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  24. Degenerate OTB Penny Stock Lover
    Degenerate OTB Penny Stock Lover

    What the fuck happened to my penny stocks?

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  25. barney fwank

    sowwy jimmi i don’t fweqwent woad wests

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  26. JakeGint

    Geez, listen to the mongrel crowds turn on their master!

    I didn’t hear any of you bitching and moaning when Fly was getting you into 15-20% movers, all with the explicit notice that these were flea-bitten dogs that would soon die of starvation.

    Some of you faggots need to grow up a little.

    Starting w. you “Bawney.”

    _______

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  27. bawney

    f off, learn how to understand the words you’re reading.

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  28. JIim McGreevey

    Bawney i suggest you STFU. The Fly is God!

    I bought 2k shares of LVLT. Watch me bank some serious coins…so I can pay that whore Dina child support!

    Bawney, I will be my Huckleberry any day!

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