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Down the Elevator Shaft

This is “down the elevator shaft you go” trading action, for those of you keeping track at home. I have one long up, JDSU. Other than that, it’s been bloody murder—all day long.

I added to my underwater FAZ/SRS positions and thankfully admired my FXP. However, my short exposure is limited, effectively leaving me naked and exposed to the cold winter winds of a bear market pullback.

The question on everyone’s mind: is this a pullback, or the resumption of the bear market? Those answers, and more, will be answered later on this week. For now, it’s important to run personal stress tests and figure out pain thresholds and whether it makes sense to buy more, down at these levels, or head for the hills. After all, if this is simply a pit stop, on the way higher, today is a divine buying opportunity, with many stocks down 10%+.

In my opinion, the banks never deserved to go higher anyway. Fuck the banks and the bullshit jalopy they drove in on or inside of or whatever the fuck they use to transport themselves from A to B.

My point: the rally was never about the banks or cre. It was about a pick up in end user demand, as evidenced by the sharp increases in factory utilization. However, let it be known, people are still woefully unemployed and the country is a dastardly-bastardly mess. I said it once and I will said it again: I am bearish on stocks for 2009, no matter what. But, I have no problem getting long, if only to prostitute myself for a little coin.

With my money, I will keep my overweight long position in place; but add to some shorts—just in case.

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57 comments

  1. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    The bears are still alive, even when they appear to be losing badly.

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  2. Aristotle

    the Fly always wins, even while wearing Crocs!

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  3. Tim

    Is somebody getting hit with a hammer?

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  4. the prof

    world starvation continues to spike in part due to Bush/Obama/Daschle ethanol policy of a few years ago. The Prof is pumping funds directly out of this market into world aid orgs…

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  5. TheFlyInTheElevator
    TheFlyInTheElevator

    Last I checked the Fly was indulging himself to the crappiest crap as of Fri afternoon and basking in his pinada

    Wonder when the sale occurred?

    The Fly is perfecting the art of buying crap and getting the crap kicked out of him

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  6. Maelstrom

    Fly I hope the hell you didn t get your crocs’ blown off

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  7. DEVILDOG

    GEE, who knew? DEVILDOG!!! Odd no?

    DEVILDOG Says:

    Hope you’re getting paid for your toils as you are going to lose a lot of money on your longs bought at the top of the just completed counter trend rally. Going DOWN hard and FAR starting Monday. Enjoy your B’day.
    April 18th, 2009 at 3:47 pm 6 2

    DEVILDOG Says:

    Kinda stupid to be buying at the top guys.

    Who was it a month ago that said the rally would end at S&P 874? Who posted it several times? DEVILDOG!!!

    873.58. Sold all my longs and bought another 40K shares of FAZ at 8.67. I’m 300% SHORT.

    Have a great weekend!!!
    April 17th, 2009 at 2:09 pm 1 0

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  8. Macktheknife34

    Fly is as clueless as the rest of the financial community…even a blind squirrel as they say get’s lucky on occasion…pure entertainment value that’s the only reason to come to this blog.

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  9. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    Biggest one day rise in the VIX in months.

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  10. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    What is it with you guys? Fly has better year over year returns than 99% of traders. Stop picking on him on with every adverse market move.

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  11. Isay

    Macktheknife34,
    Right, some basic fundamentals, but major Fuckery going on and I will admit that I am spinning my wheels here and my broker is banking coin.

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  12. Vijay

    Let it be known that I am now working with Financial Ninja to bring down the Fly for his long deviancies. Short GS, GOOG.

    Get on board bitches the short train is leaving the station!

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  13. the prof

    for what it’s worth, the only way this rally is stopped is for a 350 or bigger drop. It’s got to scare the weiner’s off the cardboard cut outs on tv. If we’re down 230 or so for the day, the dice will still be in the air.

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  14. Goldie

    Are we still in a bear market? Ummmmmm… FUCK YES!!!

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  15. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Long bullshit with light exposure and heavy short offsets on banks and CRE. I like long small amounts of FAZ to hedge the homo longs like ALU and the other bullshit names. Note the only bullshit name I am long right now is ALU but the other longs are being deathtrapped at 10% clips too.

    I am short GS and HME and long FAZ.

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  16. Goldie

    Murder hole followed by funnel time. BYOB..

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  17. JakeGint

    And I backed up the truck (again) on RGLD on Thursday.

    Odd, no?

    _______

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  18. Maria B from CNBC
    Maria B from CNBC

    Braveflaps just picked up my wiener.

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  19. Maelstrom

    It s easy to get caught up and feel left out when the Market goes Buck..sometimes you just don t wanna be left out..I got out over a week early and it drove me nuts that I didn t hold. Then I figured I try one stock, bought EBS @ 10 was up bought more @ 11.90 now my cleverness is mocking me..where is an anthrax out break when you need it???

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  20. Isay

    GS is a tool of the other PPT and you want to short it. I’m not touching that shit!

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  21. Some Dude

    Single tear – I only have 1 green as well a shit stock named TLAB which has been in the red since I can remember.

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  22. The Fly

    First class idiots.

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  23. Juice

    down into wednesday

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  24. TheArtist

    testing…..1,2,3

    DD, how many shares of FAZ did you end up with, I see you bought it 5 times, from 15, 14, 13, 10, and 9.00. just curious.

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  25. KaiserTheDog

    Macktheknife34 said-pure entertainment value that’s the only reason to come to this blog.

    Leno called but I need to ask my Master Mustardseed if I can appear because he usually doesn’t want me to upstage him.

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  26. The Fly

    Macktheknife:

    Very insightful. Perhaps you have some better advice? If so, feel free to share it. I am sure everyone anxiously awaits your guidance.

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  27. JakeGint

    Gobble! Gobble! Gobble-Gobble!!

    _______

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  28. PhagMag

    The fly is getting DE-Balled once again in this market, hey fly you have played this game awfully bad, hurry up and buy shorts now!! lol

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  29. The Fly

    How so?

    I made every single dollar back, lost in shorts, and more last week via longs. Into today, I was up 25%. Tell me, how many people do you know +25%.

    Exactly.

    Shut the fuck up.

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  30. Pete

    can anyone read this?

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  31. DPeezy

    Comments don’t work on the JakeGint “tab”…

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  32. the prof

    rally is over if and only if we close at or below 824 spx. I doubt that will happen but that’s what I see. After that it won’t mean a thing when we bounce off 800.

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  33. Juice

    Can’t comment on Jake’s inaugural blog post. So I will here.

    How appropos! Andrew Jackson, eh?

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  34. PhagMag

    Hey fly I just know one guy whos up 80% on the fas trade like 2 weeks ago and 30% on a dxo trade like 2 weeks ago too, and that same guy bought back the dxo today and a lil faz.. hey im up more than you with out buying all that crappy penny stocks!!!

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  35. HugoChavez

    The comments are not working on the Jake tab and I have a few hundred to post.

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  36. masterpain

    My friend in Taiwan says , they cant tell if factory orders are restocking or demand . Feb and March demand up , but still not sure if it continues

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  37. JakeGint

    Comments working now “‘Ugo.”

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  38. The Fly

    FAGGOT MAG

    So you say. Maybe next time you will write about it in advance.

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  39. The Fly

    BTW:

    Being long FAS got you long a whole basket of crap stocks.

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  40. Goin'Fawr

    Yah, I don’t know if this is the correct place to whine (if not appy polly logies to thee and thine in advance Fly), but I cannot post my smarmy comments on Jakegint’s ‘tab’ either. Which I find as irksome (mildly) as Jake’s zealotry.

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  41. The Fly

    fixed.

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  42. mrkcbill

    Whats with all the Tards today? Go Fuck a Tractor

    Fly is the Blogfather! A God if you will!

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  43. PRICERUNNER

    The FLY is correct about going HOG short at this point the inverse ETF’s are only set up for day trades so day trade or set trailing stops if you have profits. Not in swing trade set up yet.

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  44. TheArtist

    Fly, are you dipping or waiting?

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  45. TraderCaddy

    I have two new etfs in registration and they could be a major hit.
    PIS will be a 20X the inverse of FAS.
    PEZ will be a 20X the inverse of FAZ (and all new PEZ traders will receive a free PEZ dispenser with a head that looks like Dennis K.).

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  46. Cuervos Laugh

    Bored during lunch and found this:

    “Everybody wants this market to pull back,” Cramer said during Friday’s Stop Trading!, but “it ain’t going to wait for you.”

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/30268549/ – from Friday 4.17.09

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  47. DEVILDOG

    TheArtist Says:

    testing…..1,2,3

    DD, how many shares of FAZ did you end up with, I see you bought it 5 times, from 15, 14, 13, 10, and 9.00. just curious.
    April 20th, 2009 at 1:01 pm Vote: Add rating 1 Subtract rating 0

    128K shares. Currently, my one and only position since selling my highly profitable DZZ on Friday.

    My next door neighbor that I help out has 50K shares.

    My Dad’s account who I got all in last at $9.07 has 85K shares.

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  48. masterpain

    Does anyone even listen to Cramer? Cuervos?

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  49. Cash-N-Guns

    cramer is a limp dicksucker…cnbc sucks monkey balls…could someone punch Cabrera in her throat now..beaner skank doesnt shut the fuck up…

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  50. banker

    DD, thats very brave of you. Whats the average share price on your FAZ? I hope you are above water already…

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  51. TheArtist

    thanks DD,
    you really hit the nail on the head with the S&P getting to 874 prediction, which you made about 4 or 5 weeks ago. right on time with that.
    and Henry Fool nailed the SWHC which he begged everyone to buy when it was around 1.80 and it now is still around 6.00, and he jumped on the ShutterFly at around 6 or 7 bucks and it now is 10.54….

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  52. DEVILDOG

    My average cost is $10.1778. Like, I’ve stated many times for months I only play the BIG SWINGS and I play them BIG.

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  53. Macktheknife34

    Fly getting touchy?…truth hurts…I put you in almost the same class as Cramer, albeit not as well compensated nor nearly as followed by the sheeple…no one can time the market, but there are many that can manipulate it, including you Fly in your very small way. Time machine? More like a Way Back Machine as in finding your way back to profitability.

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  54. DEVILDOG

    TheArtist, THANKS! I’m still working on the next SWING point for this down leg. Right now it is between 780 and 746. I’ll pin it down as it progresses. Holding my FAZ until then regardless of the “NEW BULL MARKET” bullshit put out by CNBC and “but what about money supply???” idiot j created daily swings between now and then. Good luck.

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  55. Captain Anarchy

    http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Chad_2/5all%20for%20one/clown%20cars.jpg

    The only way to fly, really.

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  56. francesco

    UPTICK rule rules destiny of the bear market and this time again , the uptick rule do not make short time easy .
    look historical graph about uptick rule

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