Where shall I begin?
I fucking roasted the livers of my enemies today, like pigs in a vat of hot oil, charging ahead by more than 4.5%, effectively wiping out all of my losses from last week. I attribute such mastery of the markets to my “calculator brain” and “space alien magician” ways.
I booked absurd profits in [[RFMD]] and [[GNK]] today, while loading my vessels with lots of ugly shoes, [[CROX]]. I went long nearly defunct office supply stores, [[ODP]], while accumulating large blocks of bullshit networking companies, like [[ALU]] and [[CAVM]].
Let it be known, I closed out today’s session long of [[CECO]], [[ALU]], [[TER]], [[ODP]], [[CIEN]], [[AMKR]], [[LDK]], [[OVTI]], [[ASX]], [[CROX]], [[CRR]], [[STAR]] and a little [[MVIS]] for shits and giggles.
My short exposure includes, unfortunately, [[FAZ]], [[SRS]] and [[FXP]].
I hope you have learned your lessons, betting against the man in the plutonium powered time machine. Just when you thought Plutonium Petey was down for the count, BAM, he rolls on your face with his oversized go-cart.
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