Asshatville, America— Police are investigating a tragic hunting accident, where 3 bloggers were found dead, with high caliber punctures to their moustaches.
One witness at the scene, who goes by the name of “Howard Lindzon,” said “I saw some guy throwing bowling balls out of his 80′s style stretch limo, then shots rang out like OMG. I haven’t been so scared since a bunch of rappers came into my favorite gay bar and beat us all senseless.”
Police are on the lookout for a white vintage 1984 limousine, with the license plate “BWL ON YOU.”
The victims were identified as Vertitas5, Ripetrade and Zmoose.
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