Pardon me for posting under such an alarmist title, but it’s true. I’ve been reading some of the Godly newspapers, near the cashier, at my local grocery store, and almost all of them warn of “imminent” and “grave danger” to the Earth, something to do with lots of old cold war era nuclear war heads stored underground.
So you know, Senor Tropicana has secured asylum on the planet “Asstard,” and none of you are invited. While here, on this doomed planet, I intend to “bet” on bank and commercial re stocks going lower. Sometime soon, I will begin betting on oil stocks sucking dirt too.
In an odd twist of reality mixed with misty mirages, I have decided to bet against the 99% of the water buffalo running around on iBankCoin, in order to prove a point. That point being: I am smarter than all of you combined.
Watch and learn, old Chap. Watch and learn.
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He’s using the dark side of the force Luke.
FXP is setting up for a swing trade.
The Fly is God.
True story. I was supposed to fly to Anchorage, Alaska today but couldn’t because of a FUCKING VOLCANO! If that’s not proof that the planet is falling apart, I dunno what is.
looks like S&P approaching key support:
http://www.screencast.com/users/jwh082742/folders/Jing/media/ae54b9c3-de34-4516-bd10-99f251aaff64
this is on pretty soft volume, so I’m holding my longs. We haven’t broken this trend line yet.
Don’t forget to send us a postcard from Asstard.
Will do.
LATE DAY FUCKERY.
We close green. Go figure.
fly your srs and faz will be faz-ed
Another WTF rally? WTF??
Paranoia will destroy ya…if the nukes don’t getcha first…
Fuck the fuckery. Stopped out of SRS @ 53 for a small gain.
Tim Geithner can get up on a ladder and kiss my ass.
LIES. All lies and tall tales.
does not matter. market goes higher.
… I didn’t know that Sean Connery was Nostradamus.
Looks like fly’s hiatus has left him out of tune with the market. Poor bastard, dont you know not to fuck with heli ben. stupid bastard.
So is there news or is this just the usual manipulation?
I would not try and catch the falling knives that are iETF’s at this moment in time.
…that actually DOES look a bit like Sean Connery…fwiw
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these fucking banks,will be tripping over each other trying to raise capital to get out of TARP quicker..dont believe a word the hand holding faggots echoed today…”to help the country”…Yeah right jerkoff- you have done swell so far…fuck off and short financial like Mickey Rourke would do shots.
Glad I locked in my gains yesterday and bailed to 80% cash. Think I’ll wait till tuesday n see what happens.
Nice link from Jake earlier to the retard in Brazil.
“Brazil’s President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva on Thursday blamed the global economic crisis on “white people with blue eyes” and said it was wrong that black and indigenous people should pay for white people’s mistakes.”
So what’s his solution? Worldwide genocide based on skin and eye color? Or just in Brazil?
@omfgitsjd:
I know, right? Damn that blue-eyed cracker Pandit at C for causing all of this…
Broker, are you hiring?
Congrats to Phil From Brazil who left the US for a job at his country’s central bank.
Seems he’s already a top advisor to da Silva.
(If you’re reading this, Phil, just kidding.)
Prospectus, I think he was referring to the blonde blue eye’d trailer trash beer belly that poured paint stripper on my brand new truck over a woman back in 92.
Fucker
Fly wins again, cocksuckers.
elevator shaft available for financials…please step forward and be deballed…thank you banker jerkoffs
i short the bank stocks that drink from the toilet
financials are fine, this is minor pullback, they go up on monday
Headline indicator is contrarian. This is the pause to refresh.
banker…my dogs pen needs cleaning..go take care of it now cocksucker.
do not cry now, Cash, you will do it on Monday
banker..no backtalking…there is a fresh tranche of CDO’s about to default- I will let u have if you do a good cleaning job.
Oh my…I was so very close to being stopped out. If we gap down on monday I’m going to be so pissed.
no, banks will buy bad debt and sell it to the gov. You cry on Mon. Keep your Gun locked, you may want to use it in desperation.
guns are loaded…and your a banker…ha…idiot.
I did buy small quantities of some of fly’s recommended buys back in early december and held on to them just to harass him later. Here’s their results thus far:
M +39.87%
JCG +34.6%
GME +30.35%
TBL +18.36%
ASH +15.39%
BEN + 6.07%
NTRS +5.70%
OXPS -2.61%
FMCN -3.18%
ABFS -11.26%
NTE -31.5%
…speaking of Dylan Ratigan…
He is obviously OUT at CNBC !
Pull up the CNBC site…and it’s like the dude never existed. Not a pic…not a bio…no mention of him as the host of Fast Money…
…POOF !!!
Dylan has left the building !
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Thanks to non English labor, I can’t move into my vacation bunker unless I buy a pair of waders and buy lots of floating furniture.
As to the current market environment, big money forms a temporary base and stupid money follows.
alf44 said ” it’s like the dude never existed”
Its a step in the right direction, I’ll be happy when I can say the same about the dozen or so other knob-ends they have on there.
Even better would be to go to cnbc.com and to see the “domain parked by go-daddy” splash screen.
That’s MY planet!!
aflf44: Stop talking shit.
Dylan Ratigan still has his bio on the site.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/15837985/
News flash fly.. You are already on planet asstard.
“ShortBus”…
I’m not…ah hem…talking shit !
On the CNBC site…if you go to the pulldown profile window…where ANY/EVERY CNBC “personality” with a heart beat is listed…
Dylan Ratigan AIN’T there !!!
Not really sure where tha hell you got that link you posted…but…I sure as hell didn’t find it on the CNBC site.
Whatever !
Ratigan is HISTORY !
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