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A Special Message from Merlin

Poof. The bull market of 2009 is over.

-Merlin

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  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. The Fly

    The market is being raped by goats.

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  3. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    wow, CNBC’s questions are a lot harder now.

    the last question just now about raising more equity really gave away Goldman Sachs’ evasiveness and his body language was looked like they were seriously considering it.

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  4. 4fl3x

    Thanks Master Fly, nice to see you banking coin again.

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  5. T MOE

    Thanks to Dimon we now know that this rally started on bullshit news from C and BAC. March was tough for all of those lying sacks of shit

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  6. MacDaddyG

    The reality that makes the market tank from here has been the reality since 1998. The market is just now digesting the scam.

    An emergency replacement scam can do the same thing as the old scam unless people get wise to it.

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  7. Fake Jed

    Zombie dates bearded women, only.

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  8. PRICERUNNER

    Nice moves. You are my alter EGO. I can almost keep up with
    your moves but I would still get my ass pounded. I guess thats what knowing yourself is all about and I paid the price learning that a long time ago. I read books about the market for four years before I bought a stock so I didn’t pay a big price but it still pissed me off and I learned that books suck just like CNBC.

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  9. 308

    Of course,.. once the ‘stress test’ results come in, lots of dilution coming.

    April rain.

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  10. Jed

    The real Jed agrees with the fake Jed and would add…the Zombie prefers his bearded women…very plump.

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  11. The Taller and Better Looking Fake Jed
    The Taller and Better Looking Fake Jed

    The real Jed is a plump, bearded woman.

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  12. Andy Swan

    So….who won the KY Derby?

    Oh…that’s right….it’s NOT MAY YET.

    Despite this apparent flippity floppity on the part of the Fly, I must agree, as I penned yesterday on a far less popular weblog.

    Let’s see if we get weak close….for once.

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  13. generational bottom
    generational bottom

    Fly, you are a manic depressive.

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  14. Trader Bob

    Fly ,
    How many people do you have on staff to carry your balls around? I hear it’s 2 mexican illegals and wheelbarrow?

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  15. PoorOkie

    How about some late day fuckery?

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  16. Merlin will not be pleased with Fly’s careless use of his Poofs. There is more to this rally – I can feel it.

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  17. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    MGM shares halted?

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  18. Carey

    Yeah it is, wow nice call Fly.

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  19. T MOE

    This fucker looks like it wants to pull some more late day fuckery and shoot up

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  20. Pete

    Fly, you are wrong. The Bull market isnt over yet. We still have some life.

    Be careful with SRS pal. It looks like some FXP fuckery could hit the SRS if you know what I mean

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  21. Cash-N-Guns

    dilution for banks…end of rally.

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  22. The Contractor

    Jack Dreyfus died. Sad. His book was a good read. He did a lot of good through his charitable foundation. Seemed like a very likeable and down to earth guy.

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  23. TraderCaddy

    Homies etf ITB is about unchanged.
    Stealth moves as just about all still believe the homies are going out of business.
    Most are loaded with cash.
    They were the same traders buying at the top.

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  24. watch this

    3:27:03pm @ s&p 821.25 – the selloff begins.

    When it happens, I want an interview with Rebecca Jarvis.

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  25. The Fly

    The planet is about to explode. Everyone run.

    No wait…

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  26. T MOE

    lows of the day for GS. Shorts from yesterday looking good so far

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  27. Mushroomz

    CityCenter getting funding…

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  28. to MOE

    my MS puts are almost unchanged…

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  29. Mushroomz

    WOW I just caught a huge trade in PCR nice, already out

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  30. hahaha cnbc getting fucked up

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  31. watch this

    Satan on CNBC – play that shit again – confirming the selloff.

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  32. WTF just happened to PCR?

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  33. Contrary Indicator
    Contrary Indicator

    Fly, the offer still stands. I will sell you my user name for a nominal fee.

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  34. The Fly

    MGM secured funding for City Center.

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  35. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    haha, whoever came up with the idea to run the CityCenter news at MGM, during these banking interviews is an evil genius

    they are totally playing the market (i have no idea to what end though)

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  36. Short, Bald Jed

    The Fly runs this heah blog so that trading noobs can give him advice!

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  37. previous Anonymous
    previous Anonymous

    Thanks FLY,
    Guess I sold a tad early.

    Great site Sir F.

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  38. Cash-N-Guns

    release the Hounds…let the smack down commence…golf will be on soon, the beers have been iced…been awhile since a Friday fade meltdown…hoping..

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  39. 308

    Short WYNN and help me win stock of the year 🙂

    some trading note from some news source:
    2:48 PM 
    Wynn Resorts: Downside Following MGM News
    The shares initially reacted up following news of the lender waiver for MGM’s CityCenter project. The stock has quickly reversed down to the 10-day moving average at $21.52. Support levels to watch as potential downside objectives are at $19.26, $18.54, $18.15, $17.29, $16.99. Resistance is at $22.70, the prior day close

    thanks in advance 🙂

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  40. Some Dude

    This market is manic depression. Won’t be good if it ramps up into close again. Saw that a few times now.

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  41. watch this

    My predictions came true – caught the massive 3 point sell-off at 3:27:03. +$1500 in ES.

    Not sure if that was worth sellng my soul but it does make for a good weekend. Yes, my methods may be unorthodox but markets like this require extra effort.

    The bull(shit) market may now resume.

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  42. JakeGint

    Milked the TSO covered call position like a deep-space-dwelling thaumaturge.

    __________

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  43. watch this

    Amazing 2 predictions in one day. Just found out somebunny has put all of his eggs in one basket and he was spooked when he found out that the devil talks to Erin Burnett (not really news Mr. Bunny!?)

    That’s fuckin’ right – thee Easter Bunny himself has announced he will sell all of his longs at the close and will watch the futures on Sunday for a possible short entry.

    He will carry all of his short positions into the 9th and anticipates being able to give golden eggs this year – short Cadbury (ticker=goo).

    Said he will even have special eggs for Fly – ’nuff respect!

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  44. JakeGint

    New Breakfast Menu Item @ Denny’s:

    The OctoMom Breakfast Special. Consisting of

    Eight eggs

    No sausage.

    Added bonus: Bill goes to the guy in the next booth over!

    ____________

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