Crypto Plays Soar; Growth Tanks

We’ve got a bit of a situation here, don’t we?

CRYPTO DERIVATIVE PLAYS, via ?@stocklabs_io? pic.twitter.com/na7yCo79c8

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) December 28, 2020

Due to the run in cryptos, ETH now above $730, we are seeing a generous run higher in crypto derivative stocks, 20-60% daily gains. On the other hands, everything else is crashing thru the fucking floorboards, except SPACs of course.

I sense this will continue for the balance of the session. There is an acute perversion in the market that needs flushing out. Ergo, I’ll be raising cash, playing what’s running, taking fast profits and losses. However, for my longer term accounts I am not concerned. These squalls come and go. If the market continues lower I’ll get to buy more at cheaper prices in January. My trading account, however, is a different animal and I’ll be micro managing it best I can.

Thus far, I’m up 1.2% intra day, hammered by 1.4% in long term.

I’m typing from my iPad and too lazy to find all of the links to show you, dare I say, that not only am I a MASTER STOCK TRADER, but crypto trader/or God too. See, I’ve been buying ETH every month like it was a bill, bought as low as $140 and as high as $608. Because I have done this and did so in such a public forum, I hereby request from you some form of credit.

My genius can only be explained by some sort of psychic abilities or perhaps I am an anomaly in the matrix, seeing digits and letters like I’d normally see tits and get aroused. I knew when to buy and when to buy more and I have the gains to prove it. I’d show you said gains if it weren’t for the fact that I don’t feeeeeeel like it but I still request credit.

I have also recommended to all of you out there, silly dogs and bitches about the internets, to buy ETH too “like you were paying a bill”, to act as if the electricity man was knocking on your door for payment else get shut the fuck down. Because of this, amongst other things, I hereby request some sort of acknowledgment/or praise from the lot of you scoundrel bastards. Why, without me and my psychic abilities and god given skills to see inside of the matrix, none of you, or barely any of you, would be up 300% this calendar year.

Thereby, I demand credit!

Greetings and salutations

I stand before you a most joyous man. The stocked market has done nothing but trade up, which has permitted me to feeeeeeel like a genius. In turn, I’m now plotting to do things I’ve never dreamed before. The money isn’t the big change, see, but the mere occurrence of genius. Why, I can predict the future, read minds, look into a digitized screen and see the matrix.

Getting chills up your spine? That’s just a glitch in the matrix. See, since we’re in a simulation, nothing matters, nothing at all. Our fates are twisted like a genetic helix and we’re all just microbes bumping into one another causing chain reactions.

When I was a boy, I loved Xmas. The specter of a morbidly obese man barging into my apartment with a sack filled with toys made me feeeeeeeel good. Nowadays, being able to waste inordinate money and be the fucker with a sack filled with toys makes me feeeeeeeel good too. But my kids aren’t kids anymore and they want clothes and electronics. The pagan holidays just aren’t the same without toys.

At any rate, I wanted to wish all a most joyous occasion. Be sure to drink merrily and eat heartily and always remember someone is watching you. The world is getting smaller by the day and your actions could be, in some circles, cause for concern.

As for me, I intend to smoke my estate pipe, drink copious amounts of Bordeaux, and make the best damned beef bourguignon my most humble and grateful small family has ever eaten.

Cheers!

I did the old in and out 71 times today, partaking in a sundry of very very low brow trades that resulted in a +500bps day. I had been up 560bps, but suffered a horrendous 150bps drawdown before making most of that back in several penny stock gambits that resulted in more and more coin.

The level of greed that I am operating on has never been seen before. I have never traded in a more accommodative market and I have never traded so well. I am up 60% since two months ago. If I told you my gains for the year, you would not believe me.

This is what it all comes down to. Get into the SPAC basket for Xmas and simply sit back and wait for the managers to make grandiose press releases, providing you with enough mustard to exit. I closed out the day 60% cash, only long 7 SPACs.

Nothing and I mean nothing can ever fucking stop me. Merry Xmas, but I’ll see you fuckers in Exodus tomorrow.

I am definitely going to position into gold during Jan 2021. But for the balance of this week, my focus is on the worst stocks — the less than $2 stocks that are shit upon by our financial elites. Those are the names breaking necks to the upside today. See OCGN.

Early going, I am +2.5% and I booked gains in PUBM (+27%), EMAN (+13%) and 6 others all for 6%+. It is my duty, as a stock trader extraordinaire, to show you where the money is going now. I can tell you without equivocation, it is going to small penny stocks that you’re afraid to buy.

Why?

Because this is the final salvo — the last hurrah before the whole glass house is shattered with a phallic shaped brick. You’d be wise to follow me into the depths of hell today and for the balance of the week. I have a keen eye for these sort of things, you know.

I closed out 95% long, +520bps for the session. No need to detail how I did it. I see indices sucked a giant dick. Money was cascading heavily into LIDAR and Lithium stocks, and then sashayed into PUBLIC MASTURBATION (PUBM) and then the squeeze was applied to the rats. We chased them into the sewers and then beat them with firecrackers.

My trading is +26% for the month and normally I’d dial it the fuck back and take it easy, breeze into the Xmas season playing it safe like a fucking pussy. But I’m not interested in any of that shit. See, I want to be down 20% tomorrow and the only way I can achieve this is by compiling a portfolio like this.

I don’t give a shit and have so many gains for 2020, I could zero all of those stocks out and still be up.

Who would’ve though 13 years after I started blogging about MVIS — now would be their time to shine as a fucking LIDAR play — roasting the testicles of HINDENBURG with extreme alacrity.

We are short $MVIS. In a market gone mad, this $1.2 billion market cap corporate husk with almost no revenue or intellectual property value is a standout.

It has risen 5,000% from lows this year on misguided retail euphoria over its LiDAR IP portfolio amid a broad EV bubble.

— Hindenburg Research (@HindenburgRes) December 22, 2020

I’m done talking shit — because I’ve transcended it. There is no need for me to do anything else, for I have already achieved MAXIMUM WINSHIP. I have endeavored to accomplish this every since I started blogging and now I have done it — biggest fucking boss — bowling on people from atop — tossing balls down and into the heads of various enemies — no mercy — just non-stop fuckery largess.

LIDAR stocks are the new EV, the latest craze to captivate the morons who trade this market. CLA is now a LIDAR SPAC. Therefore, up 50% for the session. Little piece of shit MVIS has gone from zero to 8 because they’re now a LIDAR play.

What is LIDAR? Elon Musk says it’s useless technology for cars. I say it can suck your dicks, so might as well play it. I’ve been playing it very well indeud. I have a fucking database of tweets and other keywords from other venues to help me find this shit and I trade it like an intelligent ape. Things are up so much it’s blinding. BLNK in the 40s, JMIA gonna hit $50, PLUG in the 30s, and anything at all related to green energy through the roof.

Joe Biden is going to spend all of the money on windmills and fucking lithium batteries and we’re all gonna get brand new electric cars. Fuck gasoline and fuck paying for stuff with money we have. We will use credit and low interest rates. If you don’t like it, we’ll send some missiles over to change your minds.

Ah, life is grande as a great American.

I’m trading a little of this and a little of that today, up nearly 400bps because I had MVIS and other stuff up double digits today, whilst also enjoying the comforts of 50% cash. I do as I like when I want and no one can stop me. I might take a nap and reawaken, reanimated, and make, say, another 600bps today, or perhaps 900bps. I can make as much as I like, because I am a genius stock trader who is also psychic. Yes, that’s right, I can predict the future before it happens and that’s because I’m a special boy. Why, I have magical powers and can conjure lightening from the sky and also read the minds of others and also look at the screen, yes, and see the digits and the scattered code like in the matrix. That’s right, I can see what others cannot and that causes me to buy dick sucking LIDAR stocks that shoot higher and only I can do this.

The one notable thing about my recent gains is I’ve been achieving them with upwards of 50% cash. In other words, today’s 3% gains could’ve been 6% if I had applied myself. Which begs the next question: shall I endeavor to increase and recklessly increase my exposure into shit-tiered stocks during this Santa Claud laden week of 2020? I do believe it might be worth my while. The fact is, America just passed a “stimulus bill” that is sending billions overseas, even $15m earmarked for Pakistani gender programs. This isn’t a country, but instead a large entity from which the people inside of it make money. That’s all. Take all of the statues down and remove the flag — because the America of today is nothing like the America pre LBJ — and that’s a fact.

I’m not complaining about it — per se. And those of you who exhibit patriotic feelings are moved by sentiment and not facts. You know it and I know it. However foolish, I do salute you. But Le Fly has little to no interest in saving what is already dead and inside of 5 years will be gone for Europe — never to return again. There are various reasons to leave, very few to stay — other than family. My children are older now and 2 out of 3 like me — so I did a 66% good job. Once college is completed, I will depart for Europe and run the green fields and denounce my citizenship and throw it into the trash.

As for the stocked market, higher of course. You do not need me to tell you that. Until something interesting or different happens, you’ll just have to endure my missives about me and me and more me.

Ciao.

My MTD gains are straight fire.

This is more for me than you. A review of today’s trades thus far.

XCUR +10.3%
LAZR +8.1%
TTCF +7.5%
QS +3.5%
NBAC +9%
IDEX +3.1%
GEVO +4.1% (day trade)
EQOS +10.3% (day trade)
NNDM +4% (day trade)
BEAM +5.4% (day trade)

Markets have stopped going down and GIGANTIC DICKED gains to be enjoyed in Biden fag stocks, in addition to gene editing. We all believe in science, most aggressively and profusely. We shall wear our masks inside the house, trade with avarice, and kill our enemies from afar with memes.

I’ve redeemed myself already from Friday’s plebeian showing, up 170bps out the gates with big dicked gains in a sundry of momentum stocks. I’ve sold them all, kept 20% long and added a hedge.

Futures had been down 450 based off the NEW SCARE in London, where BRITBONGS, are being quarantined on plague island thanks to a more wretched form of COVID there, one that stands to wipe out the entire population. Countries have closed their borders with the U.K., but doctors assure us the vaccines will work on this super strain too.

Nevertheless, I am treating this as an extinction level event and will be looking to trade small and cowardly, whilst jumping at the opportune to capsize the market will shorts at my extreme discretion.