ETHEREUM ENCROACHES ON $700; THEREFORE I WAS RIGHT

I’m typing from my iPad and too lazy to find all of the links to show you, dare I say, that not only am I a MASTER STOCK TRADER, but crypto trader/or God too. See, I’ve been buying ETH every month like it was a bill, bought as low as $140 and as high as $608. Because I have done this and did so in such a public forum, I hereby request from you some form of credit.

My genius can only be explained by some sort of psychic abilities or perhaps I am an anomaly in the matrix, seeing digits and letters like I’d normally see tits and get aroused. I knew when to buy and when to buy more and I have the gains to prove it. I’d show you said gains if it weren’t for the fact that I don’t feeeeeeel like it but I still request credit.

I have also recommended to all of you out there, silly dogs and bitches about the internets, to buy ETH too “like you were paying a bill”, to act as if the electricity man was knocking on your door for payment else get shut the fuck down. Because of this, amongst other things, I hereby request some sort of acknowledgment/or praise from the lot of you scoundrel bastards. Why, without me and my psychic abilities and god given skills to see inside of the matrix, none of you, or barely any of you, would be up 300% this calendar year.

Thereby, I demand credit!