iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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MONSTROUS XMAS TRADING; FLY AT PEAK EFFICIENCY AND WINSHIP

I did the old in and out 71 times today, partaking in a sundry of very very low brow trades that resulted in a +500bps day. I had been up 560bps, but suffered a horrendous 150bps drawdown before making most of that back in several penny stock gambits that resulted in more and more coin.

The level of greed that I am operating on has never been seen before. I have never traded in a more accommodative market and I have never traded so well. I am up 60% since two months ago. If I told you my gains for the year, you would not believe me.

This is what it all comes down to. Get into the SPAC basket for Xmas and simply sit back and wait for the managers to make grandiose press releases, providing you with enough mustard to exit. I closed out the day 60% cash, only long 7 SPACs.

Nothing and I mean nothing can ever fucking stop me. Merry Xmas, but I’ll see you fuckers in Exodus tomorrow.

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3 comments

  1. soupbone

    Who you taking money off? Off Robinhood’ers eh. It’s the old in out, if I recall the movie correctly.

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  2. roguewave

    new vaccines don’t prevent covid

    https://www.corbettreport.com/futurevaccines/

    very preliminary – some animals with similar vaccines were sterilized – your reaction may vary – no one knows yet.

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    • roguewave

      Only 365 days til a real Christmas, maybe

      just 2 weeks to flatten the curve

      Memorial Day – Cancelled
      4th of July – Cancelled
      Labor Day – Cancelled
      Halloween – Cancelled
      Thanksgiving – Cancelled
      Christmas – Cancelled
      New Year’s – Cancelled
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIZoVO8ZyyQ

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