I closed out 95% long, +520bps for the session. No need to detail how I did it. I see indices sucked a giant dick. Money was cascading heavily into LIDAR and Lithium stocks, and then sashayed into PUBLIC MASTURBATION (PUBM) and then the squeeze was applied to the rats. We chased them into the sewers and then beat them with firecrackers.
My trading is +26% for the month and normally I’d dial it the fuck back and take it easy, breeze into the Xmas season playing it safe like a fucking pussy. But I’m not interested in any of that shit. See, I want to be down 20% tomorrow and the only way I can achieve this is by compiling a portfolio like this.
I don’t give a shit and have so many gains for 2020, I could zero all of those stocks out and still be up.
Who would’ve though 13 years after I started blogging about MVIS — now would be their time to shine as a fucking LIDAR play — roasting the testicles of HINDENBURG with extreme alacrity.
We are short $MVIS. In a market gone mad, this $1.2 billion market cap corporate husk with almost no revenue or intellectual property value is a standout.
It has risen 5,000% from lows this year on misguided retail euphoria over its LiDAR IP portfolio amid a broad EV bubble.
— Hindenburg Research (@HindenburgRes) December 22, 2020
I’m done talking shit — because I’ve transcended it. There is no need for me to do anything else, for I have already achieved MAXIMUM WINSHIP. I have endeavored to accomplish this every since I started blogging and now I have done it — biggest fucking boss — bowling on people from atop — tossing balls down and into the heads of various enemies — no mercy — just non-stop fuckery largess.
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The word “missile” appears 19 times in the COVID Relief Bill.
“Aircraft” appears 208 times.
“Munition” 46 times.
“weapon” 46 times.
“Healthcare” = 24.
“doctor”/”nurse” = 5.
“masks” = 0.
Oy-vey-vey. What would Fuhrer Trump do?
Who?
That’s your man. Why are you disowning him so fast?
I saw he got a little busy pardoning war criminals who murdered Iraqi civilians. One more hurrah for white supremacy indeud.
So I had a little chat with one of Mayor Bottoms’ aides and suggested to have the city (and state) to donate whatever Confederate statues at her disposal to the Trump Presidential Library.
The mayor reportedly had a hearty laugh.
Earlier today I closed out all of my positions and called it a year. Simply got tired of winning.
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Rick Ross should be embarrased of his man boobs. I do not follow this rapper and since that photo is from 2012 I would hope that 8 years of push ups has hardened that chest.
Today Morgan Brennan on CNBC is wearing a grey jacket
with big buttons exactly where her nipples are on her very
ample rack. Makes me thirsty for eggnog.
600 a person is not enough
2000 a person is not enough
lets give EVERYONE a Jillion dollars
Lets make Communism and inflation great again!
The same folks who are ‘rapacious capitalists’ on this board and are able to trade for a living – a PRIVILEGE we get from being in the greatest nation on earth, simultaneously complain that the government handouts are not ‘big enough’ for the welfare state they crave.
Fakenews.
Fake elections
Fake leadership
This is how empires fall gentlemen.