Early Redemption, SUPER COVID, CRASH SCENARIO!

I’ve redeemed myself already from Friday’s plebeian showing, up 170bps out the gates with big dicked gains in a sundry of momentum stocks. I’ve sold them all, kept 20% long and added a hedge.

Futures had been down 450 based off the NEW SCARE in London, where BRITBONGS, are being quarantined on plague island thanks to a more wretched form of COVID there, one that stands to wipe out the entire population. Countries have closed their borders with the U.K., but doctors assure us the vaccines will work on this super strain too.

Nevertheless, I am treating this as an extinction level event and will be looking to trade small and cowardly, whilst jumping at the opportune to capsize the market will shorts at my extreme discretion.