EXPLOSION OF JOY UNTO ALL PEOPLE’S IN THE MARKET

LIDAR stocks are the new EV, the latest craze to captivate the morons who trade this market. CLA is now a LIDAR SPAC. Therefore, up 50% for the session. Little piece of shit MVIS has gone from zero to 8 because they’re now a LIDAR play.

What is LIDAR? Elon Musk says it’s useless technology for cars. I say it can suck your dicks, so might as well play it. I’ve been playing it very well indeud. I have a fucking database of tweets and other keywords from other venues to help me find this shit and I trade it like an intelligent ape. Things are up so much it’s blinding. BLNK in the 40s, JMIA gonna hit $50, PLUG in the 30s, and anything at all related to green energy through the roof.

Joe Biden is going to spend all of the money on windmills and fucking lithium batteries and we’re all gonna get brand new electric cars. Fuck gasoline and fuck paying for stuff with money we have. We will use credit and low interest rates. If you don’t like it, we’ll send some missiles over to change your minds.

Ah, life is grande as a great American.

I’m trading a little of this and a little of that today, up nearly 400bps because I had MVIS and other stuff up double digits today, whilst also enjoying the comforts of 50% cash. I do as I like when I want and no one can stop me. I might take a nap and reawaken, reanimated, and make, say, another 600bps today, or perhaps 900bps. I can make as much as I like, because I am a genius stock trader who is also psychic. Yes, that’s right, I can predict the future before it happens and that’s because I’m a special boy. Why, I have magical powers and can conjure lightening from the sky and also read the minds of others and also look at the screen, yes, and see the digits and the scattered code like in the matrix. That’s right, I can see what others cannot and that causes me to buy dick sucking LIDAR stocks that shoot higher and only I can do this.